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The ancients went to the toilet not only without paper, but also very dangerous.

Now many boys and girls are eager to cross. Because in many film and television works, people who crossed the border either became big officials or concubines, or made certain achievements in ancient times with today's technology.

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In ancient times, there were Manchu and Han banquets, all of which were green food. There were palaces and castles in ancient times, all of which were extremely luxurious. In ancient times, a man could have several wives. In ancient times, women could become queens. However, everyone has thought about it. In ancient times, there was no toilet paper. What should I do after defecation?

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When I was a child, there was a joke about what to do without paper after defecation. At this time, we heard the frog cry, "scrape with a stick, scrape with a stick", scrape with a stick. But this was no joke in ancient times, because there was no paper at that time, and the poor could really scrape it with sticks or solve it with leaves or something. Even the royal family can only solve it with silk or cloth.

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In ancient times, people invented an object called a toilet. It is to make bamboo into bamboo slices and scrape it with it after defecation. Making this kind of toilet paper also requires technology, because bamboo can't have burrs. If there are burrs, think about the consequences. Will chrysanthemums be tight?

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Do you have any questions after reading this? Didn't China have rice paper in ancient times? You are like ink painting calligraphy, aren't you all made of paper? In fact, in ancient times, paper was such a luxury that ordinary people simply could not afford it. Even if they can afford it, can they be willing to use such expensive things to wipe it?

However, since the invention of papermaking, paper has been used to wipe * * * in the palace, but it is not easy to wipe * * * with paper, because there is a department in the palace that specializes in the management of toilet paper called "Bao Chaosi".

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Not to mention ancient times, even modern times, at the beginning of this century, many remote areas in China were still using toilets to raise money!

But don't complain, because our country is still relatively advanced. If you accidentally cross abroad, it will be even worse.

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Hemp rope was used in ancient France, and the most important thing was recycling. Japanese aristocrats use cicada wings. The British royal family even used fish to solve it. There is nothing wonderful, only more wonderful. Think about who used these royal nobles abroad. What do ordinary people use? Think about it. Is it terrible?

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Moreover, it is not just an armchair strategist. In ancient times, going to the toilet was life-threatening! In the records, many people died in ancient times because they went to the toilet. It is said that Jin Jinggong Jinu once had a stomachache and hurried to the toilet. As a result, he didn't come out for a long time When the servants in the palace found him, he had drowned in the toilet.

Friends who read this article, if you are sitting on a stool reading an article at the moment, do you suddenly feel very happy?