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Write a typo composition.
In a faraway place, there is a kingdom called "Kingdom of Parting". The king of "Wrong Kingdom" is called "Wrong Word" and the queen is called "Wrong Word".
The ministers and people in the "wrong kingdom" spelled it wrong. The neighboring country in the "wrong country" is the "word country".
None of the "kingdom of words" is a typo. Don't write.
People in "Farewell Kingdom" are very hospitable, but no one wants to go to their kingdom because they can't name it. "Farewell Kingdom" has no guests, while "Word Kingdom" has guests every day. When I was writing again, when I was writing "Cactus", people from the "wrong kingdom" came to my house and four of them came.
There are four more red circles on my composition paper. People in the "typo kingdom" are really bad. Maybe if you are not careful, people from the "typo kingdom" will come to your home to "visit".
2. Composition: Write a wrong word and be punished. I am a careless woman. Write typos from time to time. Teachers often say, "I'm tired of changing your spelling." In fact, I am also worried about typos, but my chubby little hands just don't live up to expectations. I can't help it
I remember one time. The school held an activity to catch typos. I was so scared. I thought, "If I get caught, will I be punished for sweeping the playground for a week?" . Will it? . . . . . . .. "In short, I have thought of all the terrible punishments. So I made up my mind to get rid of this problem. At first, there were more than a dozen typos in one of my compositions. Later, a few slowly appeared. After my constant efforts and vigilance. The last one didn't show up I didn't get caught in this activity either.
This incident makes me ecstatic. I fantasized that my parents encouraged me. But I still need to make persistent efforts. Every time I finish my homework. I have to take a few minutes to examine myself carefully. Now this habit has accompanied me in the "war" with typos for so long and I have never lost. Finally bid farewell to typos! This is really vulgar: "no rain, no rainbow."
If you're worried about typos, too I suggest you do the same. But stick to it!
3. Composition: Write a wrong word and be punished. I am a careless woman.
Write typos from time to time. Teachers often say, "I'm tired of changing your spelling."
In fact, I am also worried about typos, but my chubby little hands just don't live up to expectations. I can't help it
I remember one time. The school held an activity to catch typos.
I was so scared. I thought, "If I get caught, will I be punished for sweeping the playground for a week?" .
Will it?
.. "In short, I have thought of all the terrible punishments.
So I made up my mind to get rid of this problem. At first, there were more than a dozen typos in one of my compositions.
Later, a few slowly appeared. After my constant efforts and vigilance.
The last one didn't show up I didn't get caught in this activity either.
This incident makes me ecstatic. I fantasized that my parents encouraged me.
But I still need to make persistent efforts. Every time I finish my homework.
I have to take a few minutes to examine myself carefully. Now this habit has accompanied me in the "war" with typos for so long and I have never lost.
Finally bid farewell to typos! This is really vulgar: "no rain, no rainbow." If you're worried about typos, too
I suggest you do the same. But stick to it.
4. The consequences of writing 400 words in the first grade, because I didn't read much, I made many mistakes and made many jokes. Now it makes people laugh.
There is a book about Terracotta Warriors. Oh, it's strange that Qin Shihuang suddenly buried him with a toilet. I came home and asked my mother curiously. Mom said: this is not reading "barrels" but figurines. From then on, I remembered a fallacy. If I have "Yong" around me, I will read "Yong".
Once, the newspaper said that someone was stabbed to death by a gangster. I said someone was drowned by gangsters. I went home and told my father the bad news. My father said, "Yes, it was sudden death. You see, blood is like a spring, never to return. Of course people will die. " "I didn't know that. I mistook one for another.
The interesting thing happened again. Once, the school selected "Top Ten Teenagers". Hearing the good news, I rushed home and said: I solemnly declare that I want to be "Top Ten Teenagers". Mom heard you. Is it hung like this? I feel very unfortunate to hear this news.
The most embarrassing thing for me was once. At school, the students said, when you grow up, you want to be a cleaner. I said angrily, you are the poor man, a tramp covered in jumping eggs. Instead of being angry, he smiled and said, have you ever seen anyone jump on him? When he said this, the whole class laughed. Oh, why can't I even speak well? How to be a man when you grow up?
This typo is like a patch on that gorgeous dress. It is my greatest enemy. It is urgent to eliminate typos. You know, typos will ruin your life.
5. Composition about typos (400 words) At school today, the teacher said to us, "Our school is going to set up a boat module now, and students who want to participate will bring 20 yuan money tomorrow."
When I came home from school in the afternoon, I told my mother about it, but my mother denied it. I thought to myself: if you don't give it, I'll take it myself. At this time, I suddenly saw my mother's wallet, and I had a plan. While my mother wasn't looking, I took out a piece of 20 yuan paper money from it and put it in my schoolbag.
After dinner, my mother wants to go to the supermarket to buy a bag of sugar. Looking at the wallet, he said to himself, "huh?" Why am I short of 20 yuan? " He turned to me and said, "You dead dad, you took my 20 yuan without telling me." I was shocked. I'd better wait for my father to come home from work and my mother to forget it.
After a while, dad came home from work. As soon as he entered the door, his mother asked him, "Did you take my 20 yuan?" Dad is unhappy because of bad business. After listening to his mother's question, he got angry and shouted, "Who will take your 20 yuan money?" My mother was very angry at my father's words and cried, "I'm just asking." Why are you so angry? " Dad quarreled again: "I just can't." Then they quarreled again.
Listen, mom and dad are so noisy, I think I'd better return this 20 yuan to mom. But then I thought: I can't return it. Once you quit, you will not only be scolded, but also can't participate in the empty module. Don't retreat! I can't help it when I see mom and dad quarreling more and more fiercely. Just say, "Mom and Dad, please stop arguing." Who knows that he was scolded by his father. I dare not say the second sentence. The quarrel between them didn't end until nine o'clock. It's been a long fight this time!
That night, I stayed up all night. It seems that I did something wrong, and my heart is full of regret.
6. Write a 450-word typo composition, and I will make a typo.
Chinese characters can be used not only for communication, but also for appreciation. In our life, Chinese characters have become an indispensable part. Whether listening with ears or seeing with eyes, people will come into contact with Chinese characters all the time. It is precisely because of this that when some people use Chinese characters, for various reasons, they write the original word into another word, so there are typos. To this end, our group conducted an investigation and study on the typos in the students' exercise books in our class. In the course of this study, we made statistics and classification, and found that there are probably four reasons for typos: first, because the pronunciation is the same or similar, such as "Jin" written as "near" and "Xi" written as "rare". One of the most common phenomena of a group of words with the highest probability of typo in our class is the confusion of the usage of "de", "de" and "de". Every time the teacher encounters this situation, he emphasizes that "de" is generally used before nouns, "de" is generally used before verbs, and "de" is used between verbs and adjectives. However, many students still find it difficult to tell the difference. In fact, typos caused by homophones are not inevitable. As long as the meaning of the words to be written is determined, there will be no typos, at least not too many typos. Secondly, the typo "Xi" caused by similar characters is written as "degree", "expectation" is written as "bullying the weak and fearing the hard" and "modesty" is written as "worrying". This kind of pictophonetic characters are generally pictophonetic characters. As the teacher said, pictophonetic words are composed of two parts: pictophonetic words and phonological words, pictophonetic words and semantic words. When writing a sentence, you should first think about the meaning of the word, and then determine the radicals of the word, so that you won't make mistakes. If you still can't figure it out, just look through the dictionary and ask your classmates. Never scribble, there will be more negative typos. Third, because of carelessness, for example, the word "try" was not left, and there was another one; The word "Wu" is the same, and carelessness is redundant. Some students wrote the first half and left the second half. Some students write the first half of the word correctly, and the second half will be written in other words. For example, if you write "tears" and "anger", the right side will be written as "month" because he thinks it is the "period" of the week. Carelessness causes many typos, such as more and less. The reason for this phenomenon is that when writing, I don't devote myself wholeheartedly. Not because you can't write this word, but because you don't have the heart to write it. Chinese characters are the treasure of our Chinese nation and the precious legacy left by our ancestors. We should love every Chinese character as we love ourselves, write correctly and use Chinese characters reasonably, so that Chinese characters can exert greater charm!
7. I am a careless girl, writing 200 words about typos. Write typos from time to time. Teachers often say, "I'm tired of changing your spelling." In fact, I am also worried about typos, but my chubby little hands just don't live up to expectations. I can't help it
I remember one time. The school held an activity to catch typos. I was so scared. I thought, "If I get caught, will I be punished for sweeping the playground for a week?" . Will it? . . . . . . .. "In short, I have thought of all the terrible punishments. So I made up my mind to get rid of this problem. At first, there were more than a dozen typos in one of my compositions. Later, a few slowly appeared. After my constant efforts and vigilance. The last one didn't show up I didn't get caught in this activity either.
This incident makes me ecstatic. I fantasized that my parents encouraged me. But I still need to make persistent efforts. Every time I finish my homework. I have to take a few minutes to examine myself carefully. Now this habit has accompanied me in the "war" with typos for so long and I have never lost. Finally bid farewell to typos! This is really vulgar: "no rain, no rainbow."
If you're worried about typos, too I suggest you do the same. But stick to it!
8. The typo composition requires 400 words. Misspelled words are ubiquitous in life, and the number is increasing. For this reason, I went to the streets to look for typos.
Today, the sun is shining, and there are white clouds inlaid with Phnom Penh in the blue sky, which are really like sheep in the sunset on the grassland. However, there is an obvious stain on the signboard beside the road ahead, and that is the typo on the signboard. The sign says "50 meters in front of the public toilet" and the word "to" is written as "live". Alas, an apostrophe is missing and it has become another word. Walk along the signboard and you will arrive at the Friendship Hotel. The word "love" on it is "money". Forget it! Then, I came to a furniture store. The signboard reads "Everyone's Furniture Store" and misspelled "Furniture" into "Furniture". This time, I couldn't help it any longer, so I went in to the shopkeeper and said, "Uncle, the word' furniture' on that signboard can't be written like this ... but before I finished, the shopkeeper shouted," Go, go, what do you know? That's called fashion. Now you're walking down the street, and there are typos on any sign .. and then he "invited" me. I stood by and laughed: "Who doesn't understand?"
How shameful such a thing is! So, let's start from ourselves, get rid of typos and make our earth home better!
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