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Speaking of drinking (2)
I thought there must be more people with lofty ideals who can drink than those who don't. Otherwise, the state banquets of all countries serve fine wine, and it bears the mission of the country, which is of great responsibility. Among many fine wines, Maotai is the most famous, and it is tied together with the National Games. How can Maotai be inexpensive?
Why do people pursue wine for thousands of years, love it, give it songs, and call it a kind of culture, because it is a spiritual sustenance of people. Even park geun-hye, the female president of South Korea, knows: If there is no wine, what can we drink to victory?
It is said that when Du Kang made wine, he added the blood of a scholar general and a madman to it, so people drank wine, including Kan Kan, a scholar, the general's generous speech and the madman's nonsense. No matter whether a wine ended peacefully or left with a wall, the venue used this to express people's true feelings.
drink when the spring breeze is in full swing, oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, and don't wait for the golden bottle to be empty to the moon. Drink when life is frustrated, and drown your sorrows with wine, but since water still flows, though we cut it with our swords. When friends get together and drink, there are fewer cups of wine for every confidant, and more than half a sentence for lovers. Yiyi drinks when parting, and advises you to drink a glass of wine more, leaving Yangguan for no reason in the west. Drinking on a snowy day, till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, to bring me my shadow and make us three. When you are pregnant, you drink, and when you are drunk, you don't laugh. Since ancient times, you have fought for several times.
Some people say that drinking is not a problem, drinking is a problem, and drinking with whom is even more important; Some people say that drinking the right wine with the right person in the right place; Some people say, generally don't drink, don't drink with ordinary people, don't drink ordinary wine; Every drinker has his own principles.
Some people drank calmness, some people drank excitement, some people drank big talk, some people drank heartily, some people used wine to drown their sorrows, some people used wine to express their feelings, and there were many different people in the world.
relatives get together to drink, classmates get together to drink, greet visitors, get promoted, go to school, and be promoted. There are all kinds of tricks.
Some like white wine, some like beer, some like red wine, some drink glasses frequently in red, white and yellow, and carrots and vegetables have their own tastes. Cudgel still thinks that liquor is the fastest on the road, while other wines are slow and do not satisfy their cravings.
I've seen a cross talk by Mr. Hou Baolin. Two drunkards talked. One said, I'll turn on the flashlight. Jane, can you climb up along the light beam? The other said, don't lie to me. I'll climb up. As soon as you turn off the switch, I won't fall. Haha, no one laughs at anyone who drinks too much.
Some people like to be drunk, while others like to wake up. Perhaps staying half awake and half drunk is the highest state of life.
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