Do you have any refreshing jokes?

After two days of cold war with my wife, I didn't say a word to each other, and my anger almost disappeared. But whoever talks to the other party first will bow their heads and give up. So last night, I went to the kitchen to tighten the seals of bottles and cans, hid the handle of the drying rack, restored the router to the factory settings, and won by lying down! I was dumbfounded this morning. She was eating the last bucket of instant noodles! There is no lighter in the room, and the smoke in my mouth is shaking off the ground! What's more, my pants have been washed!