Ask jokes about the stars and the moon?

One night, Xiaoxi and grandma were enjoying the cool in the yard. Xiaoxi pointed to the sky and asked Grandma, "Grandma, do you think the stars are bigger or the moon is bigger?" Grandma replied grumpily, "silly child, of course the moon is big." Don't you see? Much bigger. " The stream asked again, "How big is the moon?" Grandma pointed to the moon in the sky and replied, "Look, the moon is as big as the plate that usually holds vegetables in our house." Stream: "What about the star? How big are the stars? " Grandma: "The stars are as big as the rice we usually eat." Xiaoxi asked inexplicably, "Then how do our teachers say that the stars are bigger than the moon?" Grandma replied grumpily, "silly child, don't listen to your teacher's nonsense." The hearing is empty, but seeing is believing. " On the night of August 15, a bright moon hung high in the blue velvet night sky, dazzling. People on the ground looked up and said,' Today's moon is round and bright, so beautiful! "Hearing this, the moon became proud. She looked at the little stars around her and curled her lips. "Your star is small and dark, but without me, people would definitely not see you! "The star smiled and said," Sister Moon, you are wrong. You are so beautiful because of Brother Sun ... "Before the star finished, the moon turned away arrogantly and refused to pay attention to the star.

More than ten days passed, and the moon's face became thinner bit by bit. On this day, two children are playing in the yard. One of them said, "How did the moon become a hook today? Thin and black, really disappointing! "

The moon listened and touched her face in confusion. Unexpectedly, her face really turned into a hook and she was very sad. How did this happen? The moon suddenly remembered the last time the stars mentioned the sun. "Yes, the sun must have seen me so beautiful and was jealous of me. I'm going to talk to him! " After thinking about it, the moon went to talk to Brother Sun.

As soon as I saw the sun, the moon stormed forward and shouted, "Sun, you are so mean. What did you do to make me like this? " Without waiting for the sun to explain, the moon continued to be aggressive: "If you don't change me back to my original appearance, I will ignore you!" " "Say that finish, she turned away angrily.

Seeing the moon's bad temper, the sun decided to educate her well. The opportunity has finally come. One night, there were many cloud girls in the sky, and the sun quietly hid behind them. The moon suddenly lost its light. Looking at the shining stars around her, she was afraid and sad. So, she found Uncle Yinhe and cried to let Uncle Yinhe get justice for her. Uncle Yinhe couldn't help laughing when he heard the cry of the moon: "The light on your face was reflected by the sun. Since the sun is hiding, you naturally have no light. Also, your fatness has nothing to do with the sun. It is a natural law and changes every month. Don't believe it? Touch your face. "

The moon touched her face incredulously. Ah, she has really put on a lot of weight! She said shyly, "It's all my fault. I was wrong about Brother Sun. I will apologize to him. Goodbye, Uncle Galaxy! " 1. The moon represents my heart.

The woman said to the man, "Let's end our love here!"

The man said, "No, no! When you love me so much, it is here that you swear to tell me.

The moon represents my heart! Don't you remember? "

The woman said, "The moon represents my heart? ..... Yes, yes, that's what I said the other day. But that day was

Fifteen, today is the first day, and everyone knows that the moon on the fifteenth day is different from the moon on the first day! "

2. The Moon and the Sun

The man said, dear, you are like a bright moon in the dark, hanging high in the sky. "

The woman said, "Dear, you are the sun, which warms my whole heart."

The man thought about it and suddenly his face became ugly.

The woman asked, "Why are you so sad?"

The man said, "I'm thinking that the sun and the moon can never be together." Can I be happy? "

Woman: "Ah ...? "

Living on the moon

A pair of rural young men and women fell in love under the moon.

The man said, "I heard that millions of people can live on the moon." If only we could live there. "

Ah! "

The woman said, "I won't go!" " "

The man asked, "Why?"

The woman said, "The moon is round and short. If we miss a crescent moon, we will fall and die! " "

save the moon

One moonlit night, a drunk went to the well to fetch water and saw the reflection of the moon in the well.

He was merciful and couldn't help saying, "Poor moon, how did it fall into the well?"

So he picked up the bucket and threw it into the well to save the moon. He waved it away and the bucket was caught by the well stone.

He pulled hard and the rope broke. He fell heavily on the drilling platform and lay on his back.

After a while, he looked up at the sky and saw the moon hanging high in the sky. He said happily, "Although I am,

Although I fell badly, I saved the moon in the end. "

Imported moon

A moon is high in the eastern sky.

In the moonlight, there is a rural couple enjoying the moon in the yard.

Suddenly, the wife seems to have discovered some secret and said to her husband in surprise, "The moon is very round tonight."

It's amazing. "

The husband looked up, thought for a moment, and said to his wife, "This moon is from a foreign country tonight."

Imported, otherwise it would never be so round. "