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The dormitory next door wrote a business plan. As a result, the business plan was attracted by a company, and then a person needed to go to Handan to negotiate with that company. Although he has learned to negotiate, he has never practiced it and ended up with nothing.
One night, we talked about it in the dormitory. Someone said, let me negotiate with them, saying that I can fight with them in the dormitory at ordinary times, and I can make them speechless. If I talk, of course I can negotiate.
At that time, I was completely puzzled, and then I reacted, but I was awakened by these words. Of course I know it's a joke, but if I'm really asked to go, I won't talk, because I know very well that talking doesn't mean talking, and talking more doesn't mean being reliable.
Usually talk a lot, but it's all nonsense. Because it is nonsense, I can speak so fluently.
Do you know "Wulitou Literature"? It's the popular phrase "Listening to you is like listening to you". It feels like this is what I usually say. It seems reasonable, but if you dig deeper, you will find it unreasonable.
But when I think of all the nonsense I said, I can't help but think of my class days. I will take a small notebook and record what the teacher said when talking to us.
I never think that what teachers tell us in their spare time is nonsense, because human experience is there and human experience is there. Many things they tell us contain great truths and can help us live a better life.
I know nonsense is necessary. Many relationships between people are also established in nonsense. We really need to talk nonsense. If you don't even talk nonsense, there may be nothing to say between those people. Daily chat will never talk about state affairs, right?
But when I clearly know that I am always talking nonsense and worthless, I still hope that I can improve myself slowly. Besides talking nonsense, I can also say something nutritious, reasonable and valuable, and then help those in need. Maybe someone will quietly record what I said in the future, so that these words can guide her to move forward better.
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