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The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! Here are some funny quotes about humorous classic chats that I have provided for you. The content is as follows: Humorous Classic Chat Funny Quotations 1

1. Wow, the system is not happy? Say a few nice words and try again

2. Hey, sample. You are still gasping for breath when you are called fat. .

3. Look at money, look at wealth, and make money in your trouser pockets

4. I am not a casual person, but when I am casual, I am not a human being.

5. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up...depressing...

6. The twitching at the corner of my mouth was exactly how I was laughing at myself.

7. In fact, when a man says he likes you, he just likes your body.

8. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

9. Say i. Watching the sunrise can make people feel alive.

10. Every day is a new beginning, but every day will end miserably.

11. When you want to get married, just tell me and I will marry you.

12. No matter what the reason is, don’t break up easily, unless you really don’t love it anymore

13. God will tease everyone, but the timing is different.

14. A festival for two people. Living alone does not count as making money.

15. Tomorrow we will play Lianliankan at home, eliminate a pair and it will be a pair!

16. In this era, Wukong is pursuing leopard print fashion and sexiness

17 .Look at yourself, you are indeed better than trash

18. Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute

19. Sometimes But that’s just sometimes”

20. Sister, it’s not that I don’t write about my mood, it’s just that I’m not in the mood.

21. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death< /p>

22. I’m sorry that the user you dialed has become invisible.

23. Humans are originally good by nature? That was people from more than a thousand years ago.

24. , Obama. Oh, im Clinton!

25. I really don’t want to say that you look like the scene of the car accident.

26. Don’t spend the money you make. Butt. Sad personalized signature

27. The talented man who reads at night looks forward to the female ghost, and the bachelor old man looks forward to the aunt;

28. Tease me, otherwise I will be indecent.

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29. You really can’t care too much about a man, otherwise he will be like a crazy dog

30. If you don’t have a wife, you can find another one.

31. Bored mother, crying in her arms: Bored to death

32. To be a monster, you have to defeat Ultraman at all costs

33. Those who always say that others. People who are pretending, you are not even cool.

34. The third person is not the one who was later, but the one who was not deeply loved.

35. The past. It was once, now is now, humorous classic chat funny quotes 2

1. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda

2. When the pants lose their belts. , to understand what dependence is.

3. Happiness is a comparative level, and you need something at the bottom to feel it.

4. There is no right or wrong in the world, because it is right and wrong. When there are too many wrong people, there is right and wrong.

5. Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it are already lost first.

6. The tongue is bigger than the teeth. Longer life, software lasts longer than hardware.

7. Humor is when a person wants to cry, but still has the interest to laugh. 8. How far is eternity? Just give it. How far can I roll!

9. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

10. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs extinct anyway?

11. Don’t talk about feelings with me, because talking about feelings will hurt money.

12. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

13. I am like a fly biting on the glass. I have an infinitely bright future, but I can never find a way out.

14. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

15. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

16. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

17. When there is injustice on the road, roar, roar. Finish and continue moving forward.

18. I am a farmer, don’t be like me!

19. Diamonds are forever, and one will go bankrupt.

20. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

21. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

22. It’s not your fault to be ugly, but it’s your fault if you come out to scare people!

23. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

24. When I hear a certain name and think of certain things, this city is so quiet that my heart trembles.

25. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly looked like the Brazilian team.