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A novel in which a male teacher and a female student fall in love.

1. What if you were my student? Author: Tian Fan

/kloc-Zhao Shuiguang, 0/8 years old, met Tan Shumo, 27 years old. He said, "So what if I'm nine years older than you? What's wrong with that? I share all the happiness with you, and I taste all the pain in front of you. " So the best man attacked step by step and stayed together from high school to college. She said: "Meeting him in Tan Shumo was the greatest blessing in her life, and it won't happen again." Girls grow up all the way, producing flowers that exude people. It was because Zhao Shuiguang, who was eighteen, met Tan Shumo, who was twenty-seven years old. He didn't meet the right person at the right time sooner or later. Who can say that this is not a great happiness? What are you doing when you are eighteen? Are you sad because of your first love? Are you hesitant about your future? If you have a pair of firm hands to give you strength and a person to give you warmth and care for you without reservation, will the future be different from now on? This is a teacher-student relationship, but it has nothing to do with it. No matter what age or state people are in, they all have a yearning for beautiful love and a longing for a happy life, regardless of age. This is just a story that deserves your smile.

2. "Exclusive Memory" Mu Fusheng

The author of this book depicts a campus girl's secret love in youth, the most brilliant time in her youth and a warm love with fresh brushstrokes. In the faint narrative, it seems that people have returned to campus in a trance, and they can't help but recall the love and throbbing hidden in their hearts at first, and evoke a reluctant mood along the relaxed story. Is there anyone in your life whose smile and words are so special? He is your teacher. He is your idol. He was also admired by his peers. But one day, his identity is just your man.

3. "Late Coming" is long.

I just got dumped by my first boyfriend.

Houjiao heard that I was having an affair with a handsome guy at school who was a great god.

Of course I enjoy it, but if that handsome guy is his own teacher, it's another matter.

4. "One Man on Love" Tang Ballad

Why don't I have the right to say "no"

Girl, do you really think that the perpetrators can get away with it forever?

That summer, Ling Rui's car ran over Xiao Hao's left foot;

Flee in haste, but I didn't expect to meet again on such an occasion in this way. ...

Later, Ling Rui understood that life is just a gargle cup, and cups and washing utensils are on duty in turn.

I will kill you by surprise forever.

but

Animals are always animals.

Naked people are all animals, and those who wear clothes are just renamed as "the devil wears Prada"!

5. "Shit, I'm overwhelmed" King Kong Barbie

The love with Luo makes us sigh (Summer of Bubbles, Mingxi Stream), The Little Flying Dragon with Jade Face, the ending of Kevin·Z and Chen makes us feel sad for the loss of our youth (To the Youth We Will Die, Yuga and Ruan Zhengdong's past events earned us tears (The Book of Rites is like a dream, I miss you). The helplessness of reeds in getting along with each other makes people sigh the power of the "Great God". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. The relationship between Qin Qing, who is obscene and dog-legged, and Song, who is elegant and black-bellied, triggered a series of jokes. ...

6. "Teacher, that's awesome." The vest is a cloud.

Me: Teacher, do you have a crush on me?

Su Xin: You want to be beautiful.

Me: Then why do you always bother me?

Su Xin: Occasionally bad taste. Besides, I won't give up this bad taste.

Me: ...

7. "Teacher, I hate you" Flowers smile at me (Huayu)

Since Zhou Yi came to power, his only long-cherished wish is to execute Zhou Guang, a crazy demon, on the spot.

Since Zhouyi started teaching, Zhou Guang's only long-cherished wish is to return the old monster Zhouyi to its original shape.

After 300 rounds, Zhouyi was tired and Zhou Guang stopped eating. Two people decided to settle it peacefully:

Why don't you just marry him? This will save the world a disaster.

8. "Love at first sight" Yan Shu

In this hot summer, my sophomore fell in love with Ouyang Shu, a newly divorced teacher, and accidentally lived under the same roof.

Because of Ouyang Shu's temporary compromise,

Therefore, the two had to start living together for a limited period of time.

As a result, the casual and sloppy house girl and the mature man who is very particular about life and even a little neat began to fight every day.

When love gradually got used to Ouyang Shu's roar every day,

When Ouyang Shu was gradually assimilated by love,

The appearance of Ye Chenxi, a Chinese-English exchange student, has taken the simple cohabitation to another direction. ......

Summary: This is the story of a quasi-dry woman and a standard neat man. This is a story of two lucky people getting together and having bad luck.

9. The Beast Advisor is empty.

Li, an ordinary girl, had a quiet college life until she met her in the supermarket. They fought for a bag of tomato and beef brisket instant noodles and formed a doomed love. After two fights, Youyou discovered that this person turned out to be his counselor. Since then, the two have launched a secret contest on campus. In the struggle, carefree slowly developed feelings for Qu Yun and proposed to associate with him, but Qu Yun actually agreed. However, in the process of communication, Qu Yun behaved strangely, and an ulterior secret surfaced. This makes Ryan love and hate him, and he can't help but look up and sigh: enchanting red lips and white lips, graceful and delicate, handsome and extraordinary temperament, talented and promising counselor, why do you torture me so cruelly? He: extraordinary temperament, brilliant peach blossom, promising, he is a black wolf with conspiracy. She: neurotic, with a poor memory, she is a brave rabbit who shows love. A packet of instant noodles with tomato and beef brisket triggered a tough battle of love. What made them tell the judge about it? The new generation of hilarious romantic talented women tell you what it means to mix laughter and tears, and laugh and cry.

10. My "low-key" college life (animal teacher) Stan

When I arrived in Nankai, I walked all the way to the newspaper, and all I saw were freshmen, accompanied by their parents, with big bags and small bags. Occasionally, I saw a few people reporting alone. I saw a handsome brother enthusiastically walk up to a lesbian with luggage and take the initiative to take her to the new student registration office. I just suddenly realized why I didn't think of it. If you make a mistake, you can't miss the opportunity in vain. I went to the grocery store and bought a washbasin as a facade. But holding the washbasin in one hand for a long time is still not interested in handsome seniors. I held my breath when I saw another freshman with luggage being picked up. I went to the grocery store and bought three washbasins at one go. I struggled for a long time, and I was almost at the registration office, and finally caught the attention of a senior. He walked quickly towards me, and I was extremely excited. I saw him earnestly ask me, "Do you want to send a washbasin to the canteen of the freshman dormitory?" Do you need any help? "

"... you have a good eye, there is no need. "Small kind, although you are handsome, hum, I remember you ~ So, I signed up at the registration office alone, put a pile of general materials in the washbasin, and walked to the freshman dormitory with it.

(Postscript: Because of my antipathy to admission, when I bring freshmen in the next four years, I only bring washbasins, but I have never found a guy with four washbasins like me! )

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When I was young, I was young and ignorant. Have you ever paid such attention to a person?

Don't know his name, only know that sometimes he will appear there; I want to know him, but I can't take a step forward.

As time goes by, can you still remember the person who made you vaguely worried?

Will you pay attention to his figure in the vast sea of people?

Autumn in Nanjing in October has always been the most beautiful scenery in my heart.

Whenever I walk through Wang Fu Street and see those beautiful hotels, I can't help sighing in front of you.

You patted me on the shoulder and said to me seriously:

With regard to love, we should also adhere to Tsinghua's school motto "strive for self-improvement, be virtuous and carry things".

Simplicity, faith and self-improvement. This is the meaning of love that you taught me.

12. Mo Bao is a treasure house throughout the year.

This is a story of love between teachers and students, but it is not limited to love between teachers and students.

If you meet a teacher who used to be a surgeon. At the age of thirteen, he and your mother were rescued in the same hospital, but unexpectedly, after six or seven years, they couldn't hear the sound, couldn't get on the operating table, picked up the book and became an ordinary university teacher.

If he has a father who abandoned his mother like you, he can't say it.

If, because a country saves lives, he loses his due health.

If he loves you.

Will you give up loving him?

"Pingsheng Gu, there are no regrets in this life."

From then on, there is no past, I can only see the future you gave me.

This is a simple story, that is, the story of two poor children who are warm to each other.