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Who has the CY about Han Geng written by Kim HeeChul before?
[07 1 1 12] Car Story Room updates petals-Elf Age.
Reprinted with SJ Baolan Pavilion
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Listen to the idea of "marrying you" ...
Because of Lee Dong Hae. ...
With ELF…… ... ...
But because of the existence of elves. ...
There will be super junior forever ... "
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Really not like me! !
Whether it's a member
Or petals
Or elves.
Recently, I am very happy to look at you! !
Galale (+_+)/
Han Geng ... I won't eat it ...
So put me in a box and bring me back next time you go back to China.
[07112] updated the title and cover text of Saichao (* * * updated four times).
Reprinted with SJ Baolan Pavilion
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First update:
Nested title:
The Elf Age (-┏) is very great. '
Nesting:
Stop cursing (-┏)
Han Geng will learn.
The second update:
Nesting:
Don't eat, don't eat (note: Han Geng's tone in "Expedition on Earth")
The third update:
Nested title:
Won't eat, won't eat.
[07112] Car photo diary update "165438+ 10/2"
Reprinted with SJ Baolan Pavilion
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165438+ 10/2 "
yesterday ...
1 1 month 1 1 day
After the countdown to m, in pop songs,
I sang Marry You for the second time.
Tender lyrics to the woman you love. ...
What if it fits the style of each member?
Lester: Will you marry your brother? (Tired of ... dimples bursting)
Han Geng: marry me ... don't eat ... don't eat. ...
Rabies: (rabies dancing) rational who married me! ! !
Jenkins: (shaking Jenkins vigorously) Say get married ~ get married ~
Detective Tong: Let's get married in the pork belly shop.
Pumpkin: Will you marry me? (only half a face ... unfortunately ...)
Shh: Marry me ... huh? I really don't watch videos! Really! !
I said marry me! ! ! ! ! ! !
Shiyuan: I want you to accept the grace of the Lord with me.
Fan: (Hands behind your back)—
Li Xu: Do you like the way I became vice president?
Jingui: If you want to marry me, you must play this game first, Guixian! !
………………………………
really a lot ...(-┏)
It's so hard to work together ... Hey. ...
Why are you missing one-
ah ...
I ... (-) a
I, as everyone knows.
"Wedding ceremony or something ... it's too much trouble to live like this-"
Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe.
Never ... (-┏)
[07 1002] Car 65438+ Cafe1updated on October 2nd
Transferred from Kim HeeChul China Support Association ☆のPrincess Xi Che Pavilion ☆
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Super Junior 2 has been out of date for some time, hasn't it?
I bought a lot of petals for an album called "Kim HeeChul looks good". ThanQ you (+_+)/
but ..
Although the number of members will reach 80 thousand ... begging ... mystery mystery ~?
I want to change my hairstyle to another role.
Because I've been ups and downs. ..
For the first time, I know that the ups and downs are very severe.
I'm bored, and I only ate it for a few years. ..
ah ..
(-┏)
But I practiced with Sivan.
"girlhood" and "the world of reunion"
Wonder Girls "tell me" **ance doesn't know when to show it to you. ..
ah ..
Don't * * on the image. ..
(-┏)
I don't know which TV station is showing which program recently, but Xifan and I were not careful when watching TV.
"Well! ! (.~) Please say it again ~? "
I saw a girl blinking.
Fan Shi: And then ...? lovely ..
Me: steamed bread .. (+_+)
Fan Shi: How old are you?
Me: .......................? sixteen years old
Xifan: Oh, you can be my daughter. ..
Me: (-┏)
However, it is so difficult to apply for an upgrade; ;
Is it because I am Generation X that I don't understand the hierarchy of the upper bound? ..
What about cafe? It took a long time to join? ..
hum ..
Wang Zang's steamed bread sent a Suu Kyi'
If you are a celebrity at this level, you will think that it is a work of the same level as' Choice' and' His friend carrion'. ..
In order to give people the feeling of keeping pace with the recent netizens, the network words are specially synthesized, but ..
Do you still need to enter details? ..
You have to rely on Han Geng's participation
Name: Han Geng
Age: 25 years old
What I want to say is: give me a promotion. We are the kindest members. ..
Because I am always like this, my cafe membership is always increasing ... (-┏)
I hope there is no reason for me to avoid other cafes. ..
I believe that petals, like me, are both rational and graceful, so I believe you.
* * CYCYCYCY * * [071002] XI Car Race Diary Update Bodyguard.
Reprinted note: SJ Baolan Pavilion
[070926] Xi Chesai updated the dream duet for BLG.
Reprinted with SJ Baolan Pavilion
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Fantasy duet
It looks like a gorgeous hairstyle from the game! !
Enough to attract the attention of girls! !
A powerful gesture to hold the audience's attention tightly! !
Enough to be the highest duet in folk music. g”! !
Who is singing? ...
* * Translation * * *[070825]Xi· Diary of Car Race-Interview with Han Geng
Photo caption: Question: Who do members want to be most?
Han Geng's answer is: car. Good personality, yearning for freedom, and good mentality (Yi, China Korean Magazine)
Text section:
This child
He is really handsome.
Although I never thought about what kind of person I want to be.
If you have to choose one.
I hope to be Han Geng.
Han Geng's China Strength
Han Geng's sense of delicacy
Han Geng's Wushu strength
Han Geng's Dance Strength
Han Geng's sense of stage
I envy it most.
Beijing fried rice strength ~ ~ ~
Title: Thank you ~
Yes, hahaha ~
On my birthday, Han Geng and I went to the cinema to see an evening movie. ..
Played computer all night.
Then I slept all the time.
* * Update * * [070711] xichecy update log-
From Princess CY Temple where Bing Bing bullied JJ.
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Subject: July 00:00 10 ..
Han Geng: Happy birthday.
Me: Thank you~^-^
Han Geng: I'm really unlucky. ..
Me: (-┏)
Waiting for the movie to start at the cinema, so it was my birthday. ..
Today is not a weekend, but fortunately it rained, so there is no one around.
In this way, they went to the cinema after the splendid banquet.
In order to greet my birthday with joy, the movie I choose to watch is ..
The dark room
A movie that is totally out of tune with the birthday atmosphere anyway.
Just as the movie was about to start, a short message came!
Me: Oh ~ Who is it? Fan Ji just sent a text message ~ hehe
Han Geng: Who is it?
Me: Ah ............... (-┏)
SMS: XXX is a prisoner, right?
Me: It's over. ....
Han Geng: What's the matter?
Me: Roseanne Park, tell me who the prisoner is ... Oh, what a nuisance. ..
Han Geng: Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe.
Me: How about telling her who it really is? -
Han Geng: No ~ ~ (Hajima ~)
Me: Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe.
Han Geng: pervert ~ don't tell me ~ ~
Me: She said XXX was a prisoner. Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe.
Han Geng: (-┏)
Me: I'm sorry ... if I was the only one who knew, maybe I would cry. ..
Together with Han Geng and me, there are four men in the cinema.
This is a horror movie, but only four men are watching it. What happened? ..
Don't scream. It's not scary at all.
After watching the movie, go home and stay up late to play games. I didn't get up until the afternoon.
After dinner, I did skin care and trimmed my hair a little.
Eat again, then go home and play computer all the time.
Said it was a surprise party for me. I saw it when I bought meat ~ I saw it ~
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
These guys .. came home and found nothing in the refrigerator except sleeping Shivan. ..
Is the so-called surprise party just to show me how Xifan sleeps? (-┏
[070707] The princess keeps a diary for China's petals.
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Title: Beauty Car (06. 1 1.2 1)
Today, I want to say a few words to China Petals who often come to my CY () = B.
Ni Hao, I'm your car. Thank you for coming.
Women take Ji Hui in Guo Jian.,,, Thank you, Nino.
Oh ~ now you should know my mind, right?
I don't know ... Come on, Han Geng, he just wrote these to me ... I don't know what this means ...)
Well, even if it's a little short, you should know what I mean, right? Heh ~
The child .. asked him to use Chinese characters as usual .. but he was impatient ..? )
June 28, 2007 13: 42 Xi Chexi photo diary updated.
Cherish this life * * Translation **[060625]070624 Xi car CY update-depressed (LC subtitle group
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I want to show a new dance in a short time.
So it's exciting to watch m condown practice the' Love Revolution' dance.
But now the situation is jumping. ...
Or give up. ...
I can't stop my passion for dancing ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ...
Turn on the computer and watch me dance excitedly.
Han Geng: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Me: Boo hoo ~ ~ Love revolution ~? Geng! Why don't you dance together?
Han Geng: You are ... really like a boy ... you are really crazy. ...
J, who is studying lotto, is also …
J: Because it's always like this, I can't get my legs up. ; Select a lottery number.
Me: (pretend to be cute ~? ) 18
J: Don't always choose that, okay? Choose one carefully.
(Note: 18 is similar to a swearing word, which is equivalent to swearing. )
Me: (pretend to be beautiful ~? )28
J: ................, your fans should know that you are such a person. ...
ah ...
Now we all know. ...
[070325]3.25 Chery updates Rongrong Xi fans (update+translation)
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Title: Rong Rong Xi fan
2007.03.25 20:36
Translation:
Xifan has friends.
A gift from Geng's important fans.
Me: What's the matter?
G: Where did you write the video? Go home. I hope this is not a joke. Come back quickly.
I went home at once. J called me and said
Hello! After raising a dog, Xifanmao stood up as if to get rid of it at once.
Me: A dog?
Entering Geng's locked room, Geng hugged the dog in fear.
Me: That's it? Hehe, let them be friends ~
G: no, it will hurt it. It's dangerous. ..
Me:No. It's normal for men to fight. Give it to me ~
G: it's a girl.
Me: (-┏) ................, then give it to me.
As soon as I took the dog out of Xifan's fur, all its paws stood on end.
The teeth are also exposed ... with a posture of killing it.
Me: You dead thing .. You don't even know your master? & amp%^$%(^! !
Who does this look like ... put down your tail and run away at once
From then on, I never dared to come out and tremble honestly.
A useless guy .. put down his tail in shame .. (t t)
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[06 1 128] Han Geng translated by Princess latest CY
Our Han Geng knows that Geng should be four years. Ah, no, I was a little embarrassed when I first met him less than four years ago, and I didn't understand the language.
I don't care, you can do whatever you like (it's a bit irrelevant), but you'll get to know it by living together.
Sometimes you can tell what he is thinking by looking at his eyes. If you see Han Geng looking at me at dinner,
He also wants to eat spicy cabbage fried rice with me.
I will order spicy cabbage fried rice at this time.
Han Geng will look at me speechless.
We have been close for the past two years.
When the company went to the ski resort collectively,
Me, Geng, Donghai and other students are like Tian Wu.
Donghai and I went to the ski resort for the first time.
Miss Huang, she said to practice slowly, but being a man for the first time is very important.
On the way to the top of the mountain, Teacher Huang and Donghai thought it impossible and went down the mountain.
I almost had an accident while skiing in the East China Sea.
No, we will really die.
You're crazy, really crazy. You (Han Geng tells the princess) know that he thinks so, and tell Geng.
I'm protected by the goddess of luck. It's okay.
go to
I forced myself to sit in the chair of the cableway.
Snowflakes are floating
Snowflakes are floating
It will stop soon.
Han Geng: "I said I wouldn't come with you."
The princess said, "Han Geng, trust me." "Ah, what's wrong with me now, mental derangement? Where did you learn this stuff? "
Geng "You taught me everything" finally came to the mountains. The snow is getting heavier and heavier. Han Geng wearing ski glasses, everyone else looked at me strangely. We went down without them. Han Geng is a naturally athletic and very careful person. In the eyes of others, we are very funny, but we are very happy. Only our two imaginary partners formed Han Geng here. Few people can be called friends. But he is one of them who is too pure to infect people around him and become pure. Therefore, when he was with me, Geng was a good person and I was a bad person. Geng would cry and say thank you to me. We are embarrassed, (hehe, intoxicated).
Laugh all the time . .
And ... . . . Martial arts master, Beijing fried rice prince, king of bungee jumping
[06 1 12 1] princess 2 1 updated four articles in the morning.
China CY who turned princess.
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The first article: Ren Mei Xi Che 2006+05438+0.438+0.03: 36.
Translation:
Today, I dedicate my petals to China, who often comes to my house.
Want to say a few words () =b
Ni Hao, I'm your car. Thank you for coming.
Women take Ji Hui in central Guo Jian,,,, Thank you, man.
Hoo ~ You should know what I think now, right?
I don't care .. please, this is written by Han Geng ... Oh, it doesn't matter.
Well, it's short, but my heart .. you should understand, right? Hoo ~
(This boy .. Ask him about it .. It's too much trouble. ..
Princess CY Update-Han Xifan
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Today I received a special gift to thank.
Playing games in underwear at home
Here comes a cat.
Petals sincerely send a beautiful cat.
Thought it was at first? (The name of the black cat the princess had before) jumped.
Thank you very much.
Wondering what to name him?
Is it a man or a woman? I can't see the difference. I probably took a look.
Me: Call this guy a woman? ,? Ah ~
Fan: What if it looks like it again? If you raise it like this, it will become no big deal. You should take good care of it this time
I hurried to the pet hospital and said it was male.
Back home Geng came back, to his surprise.
G: wow. ! !
Me: Not it.
G: What's your name?
Me:? (mostly female) But it is male. What should I call it? .
Fan: Brother, call him Fan ~ Xi Che.
Me: Then, together with Han Geng's, put the three of us together and call it Han Xifan. . done
Fans: Han Xifan?
Me:
G: This guy is really cute. No big or small (I'm not sure what kind of sex fluff word is better to translate this word into, I'm sorry)
. Although there are many names, as a result. . .
I decided to call it Han Xifan, if 13 people live together.
And no name. . . . . . . . (including everyone)
I will cherish him and take good care of him
I must keep a diary for him. . . Diary of Han Xifan. . ?
1 1 13cy- Han J Xifan+Princess+Geng+Stephy
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I want to tear off the forgotten you. '
part ..
Give up the idea (of sth) ..
Like a death star
The memory unfolding in a small heart is
Tear them off one by one. ..
Zi Xuan
[repost] The second wave of Che Ce Diary, with Geng.
Transferred from King Han Geng
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A very depressing day called Han Geng to the room.
Me: Geng ..
G: What happened?
Me: I'm depressed ..
G: Didn't you just say that you were in a good mood?
Me: I want to have a girlfriend. ..
G: You say the same thing every day.
Me: girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend! !
G: it's so noisy! ! Turn off the game first! ! I thought you played games every day! !
Me: .................-_-++
* The basic clause announcing the end came in *
G: If you want to have a girlfriend, give up playing games first. You play games all day. ..
Me: OK ~ If I have a girlfriend, I will quit the game.
Fan Ji: Are you going to live with games all your life?
Me: Hum. -Don't you have a girlfriend?
Fan Ji: I'm different. I only play games.
Me: ................ (-_-) a.
Fan Ji: ............. (-_-) A
Me: Let's open a game hall in the future.
All right, brother, with brother daxian.
We are ... happy because we have three men.
Che 07.0 1 Geng Diary.
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Xi che ......
Han Geng ......
Xigeng .....
Hmm?
Hiking Islands ... (In Korean, Hikyung and Hikyung are written and pronounced exactly the same)
The name of our stylist sister-
anyway/no matter what/ in any case .......
Two people were sentenced to life imprisonment for being handsome as one of the reasons. ....
incision ...
Transfer to Shanghai
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070604 Xi Chexi Diary Update-Park Jusheng and Xi Jun
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Reprinted with the words "Xi Shi Sheng"-the splendid world of Kim HeeChul.
Title: Smith King
Mitra King of Ipika explains the myth about super junior Kim HeeChul. )。 EpikHigh starred in SBS "Star Show" which will be broadcast on 23rd, and told a true story. On this day, Mitrakin explained the rumor about dating Kim HeeChul, and said that it was just a matter between friends.
Mithra Jin said, "I usually go for a drive along my lover's dating route with Kim HeeChul" and explained that "although I meet Kim HeeChul more often than my girlfriend, it is definitely not a relationship, but a friend."
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THIRA bear, don't explain such things one by one.
The more you explain it, the more strange it becomes (-┏)
May have been hurt by this.
Elf and everyone in high school. ..
We, Smith King, are not in a relationship.
Although we met late at night, we had dinner and drank wine together. ..
This is friendship.
This is definitely not love.
I didn't touch my body when I met you.
Even if you almost fall, you don't do the action of getting up.
MITH· King, his relationship seems to be bad.
Jane ..
Why do I explain? (-┏)
* Ah, yes .. I don't associate with (-┏) Hao Yun either.
Fan Ji, Han Geng, Ishihara, J, etc .. Don't associate with anyone (-┏).
Me! !
Communicate with fans.
^-^*
Ah, can you really install it?
Note: Mithrakin means Mithra+Kim HeeChul …
Please indicate the wonderful world of Xi Shi Sheng-Kim HeeChul.
Title: Good shot
ah ..
Honestly ... Petals ... Elf. ..
Good!
Good shot, beautiful
Closed? arrogant
Be quiet when you should be quiet, and do what you should do. You are great (-_- )=b
To be honest, this is not a quiet child. ...
It's rare to get together, and we also find it interesting?
Thank you very much for taking care of Hong Xiu's brother and Xiao Zhi's sister in Wu Wang?
Ah, my friend Bel Mitra's rap is great whenever you listen to it. ..
Did you forget your lines when you sang?
In an unparalleled mood-*
Today is
ah ..
My free coupon ..
ah ..
My little dream with Han Geng was shattered. ..
Say with satisfaction ..
_?
What I got after I went was a luminous bracelet (? ) and pink dolphin one. ..
There is something worse than the sponsorship photo, probably this photo. ..
Pose, the ghost of freedom road, is great (? _? )
The point of this photo is ...
Unsincere v and
Anyway, I'm going to take a picture of my impatient face when I leave again …
Like sunglasses that attract the ghost of the road to freedom. ..
The washed Sun ye Min hairstyle ...
The little cutie standing in the fountain looks like the original … horse …
We, Han Geng ... and a free voucher bracelet ... _? )
Me: Well ... I can't use it after a day ...
Although I coaxed him like a child … Han Geng …
G: wear this color next time ~
Me: (Don't make me cry ... woo _ woo)
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PS, only a few days after updating this CY,
The rabbit actually didn't want to take it down.
Dig Kaka Kaka ~ ~
[080609] Please indicate the wonderful world of Xi Shi Sheng-Kim HeeChul.
Name: Natural Agriculture Park
decade ...
After the last time 10 years, I went to the natural agriculture park.
Han Geng and I are as excited as children on the eve of an outing.
Tossing and turning, I only slept for two hours and set off.
Is it important for the company ... would it be better if we went together?
Say, "No, no ~ No one can recognize you without makeup?"
Leave a nasal sound-* walk out of the dormitory with such an expression.
I really enjoyed my trip to Ren Rong Street. It's rare to have time to chat?
G: I really want to go.
Me:? Ah, are you in a good mood today?
G: But what if there are many people today?
Me: Hello-is anyone there today Monday? Great (-_- )=b Is everyone seated today?
Finally arrived.
We bought a free tour ticket and went in-
Wow? Okay?
(-┏)
Because of the outing? A grand welcoming ceremony for high school students. ..
As a result, none of them sat down and went straight home ... (whoops _ whoops)
I said, I have to look like I went to a natural farm.
Pink dolphin .. bought' pink dolphin 1'
Han Geng said he would use it tomorrow, and now he still has a free visit ticket wrapped around his wrist. ..
Just look at the photos above.
They both have bad expressions (-┏)
[080520] Please point out the prosperous times of Kim HeeChul.
Pimpin
grandpa ..
I love you ..
From an unfilial grandson.
It must be very busy, but the SM staff came anyway. ..
Has become like a sister (SJ's image consultant)
Miss Wu, you can do almost the same hairstyle in your exercise book.
Ten years of high school friends. ..
When I have a busy time in China, I will also contact my Donghai, Han Geng, Shiyuan, Kui Xian and Li Xu. ..
Even if the dog barks and teases, it won't answer with inappropriate scolding at all ... it can only be Zheng Zhu, a natural leader. ..
When I cried like a child, I was comforted ... for the first time, I felt that my brother was very broad-minded. ..
You joke that he is the head of the dog, you call me the head of the snake, and I won't give up in the end to appease Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon. ..
There are bloodshot eyes in the tired whites, which also comforted my brother prodigy who ate four plates of meat.
I just think it's cute, but now I'm an adult standing beside me, Sheng Min. ..
I still don't know what to do when I talk .. very, very kind. ..
Staying up late to shoot TV series is also' what are you doing, brother'. Although old-fashioned, it is our example to send such warmth. ..
Even if I don't talk, I know what I'm thinking, J. ....
Further, I can probably predict what I will say.
I make her angry when I turn on the radio, and scold me when I turn off the radio ... The only woman who can be my friend ... is in England. ..
On a rainy morning, I drove here alone ... my only artist friend ... beard ... Mitra. ...
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, he said-Brother, don't cry ... The tortoise patted me on the shoulder ... Shungui.
On the way to the airport, I kept asking, "Brother, are you okay?" Call and send messages. ..
Although stable, Yun Hao is still lovely to me. ..
Because it was in a local movie, Xiao Zhi kept apologizing for sending flowers. ..
Brother Zhen Xuan said, "Why didn't you say ... are you all right ..." and quietly comforted me. ..
And ... always care about me like you are by my side ... love me, tolerate me ... petals and elves. ..
Thank you all ..
Thank you all. ..
Today's sky .. is very clear-
[080923] Please specify? Xi car family? -Kim HeeChul Chinese website
Title: Geng's Hope
Last updated on September 23rd, 2008 15: 26.
Beijing fried rice daren Geng
Three-minute cook Xi
Know how to mix Lamian Noodles and Chili to taste better.
If there is no food at home, Han Geng can create hope from scratch.
A genius who can dance dozens of traditional Chinese dances.
Da Ren Xi can dance dozens of dances of Korean female singers.
If you let him sing, you will be shy and sing carefully like a bride.
Complete Xi, a warm man who can dance even if he is persuaded, told me.
(Warm man: refers to warm man)
Imitate my expression faster than anyone else.
During the three years, I only imitated Han Geng's hope (partial eclipse: aristocratic gold, horse)
(partial eclipse: refers to others occasionally imitating; Noble gold: refers to the basic money)
People in China look at me and say they miss me very much. Calling will only be a quarrel.
In Korea, answering the phone happily will only swear.
/kloc-the only person in 0/2 who can look directly at this face.
12 The only person who can kick Han Geng's ass.
Ah, I still miss him, hehe.
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