Collection of funny jokes about love

Love is what everyone yearns for, and we all long for love to fill the vacancy in our hearts. Below are some funny jokes about love that I compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Collection of funny love jokes

1. It is better not to reveal the truth casually.

2. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because they have too many tears in their hearts!

3. What’s yours may also be taken away by others. . You can grab it if it's not yours. You don’t have to believe the second sentence, but you must be wary of the first sentence.

4. Since I left you, others have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them?

5. There are some people you think you can meet; , you thought you could continue forever. Then maybe the moment you turn around, there are some people you will never see again. When the sun sets and rises, everything changes. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

6. Live your own life so that others can live.

7. Don’t mess with me, I will even scare myself when I go crazy!

8. Life is about tossing!

9. Sorry, I accidentally put The three words "I like you" were sent to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me...

10. Even if you are bitten by a dog, don't bite it.

11. Half of life is misfortune, the other half is how to deal with misfortune.

12. Money spent is property; money not spent is inheritance.

13. I am sick, lovesick, and miss money.

14. If your wife and lover fall into the water, who will you save? –Find another one who can’t swim!

15. There is no step too early or too late, Just passed by.

16. I am afraid that being passionate will harm my holy life, and I am afraid that I will fall in love with the city by mistake when I enter the mountains. The world is safe and secure, and I will live up to the Tathagata and the Lord.

17. It is said that every woman thinks she likes a man before she meets her true love.

18. "Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, really perverted."

19. "Female viewers stand up and leave after watching the movie, while male viewers usually sit quietly in their seats for a while before leaving..."

20. Never argue with idiots, they will drag you into arguing with them The same height, and then defeat you with rich experience. < /p>

23. Shutting up for one minute can save you an hour of explanations.

24. Crying when you feel uncomfortable is third-rate, enduring when you feel uncomfortable is second-rate, and laughing when you feel uncomfortable is first-rate.

25. The simplest yet most difficult ideal in life: to be able to eat, sleep, and laugh.

26. I was astonished at first, completely, only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

27. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

28. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

29. When you are in love, be like a grandson, obedient; after getting engaged, be like a son, learn to talk back; after getting married, be like me, giving orders!

30. Once with a friend Looking up at the stars, we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

31. Men, please note: Do not try to reason with women. A creature that bleeds for more than seven days a month and still cannot die is an unnatural existence on this planet.

32. Some people used to be friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even be friends.

33. Man: Can I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I just ask? Woman: Can I kiss you? Man: Yes, yes!

34. A man raising a woman outside is called "hiding a beautiful woman in a golden house". A woman raising a man outside is called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

35. Please tell the prince that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the handsome boy has not been bathed... Tell him to continue to sleep!

36. People who love me, please don’t wait for me, you will die before me. I will not wait for the person I love, I will die before her.

37. There are many love stories about beautiful women, and there are many love stories about less beautiful women.

38. When I get married and have a wedding reception, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women I don’t understand at a separate table, and then I will toast them one by one!

39. Love I carefully held a glass of wine to my beloved, but he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

40. Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight.

Selection of funny love jokes

1. The most copied love words - I love you. If I want to add a time limit to this commitment, I would like it to be ten thousand years.

2. The most exaggerated love words - when I love you, I feel like the ground is moving.

3. The sweetest love words - I am the chocolate given to you, which melts in your mouth.

4. The cutest love words - I'm just waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.

5. The most touching love words - I only know that happiness will always be with you.

6. The most practical love words - I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree under the scorching sun.

7. The warmest love words - I have to put a deck chair for you in a shady garden and put a glass of ice milk within reach of your hand.

8. The most romantic love words - I fell in love with you before you were born.

9. The best love words between men and women - the rice is in the pot and I am in the bed.

10. The saddest love words - The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the world, but when I am by your side, you don’t know that I love you!

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