Tell some jokes. Tell girls as much as possible. No dirty jokes. Thank you.

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by.

"This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "

After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "

Suddenly realized

Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.