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Tang Seng was able to hold his own against the King of the Daughter Kingdom, so why was he almost destroyed by a scorpion spirit?

The most awesome thing about it is that it is like a magic mirror. When everyone looks at it, it is like looking into a mirror, and different mirror images will appear. In the end, when the famous book is mentioned, it merges into one.

For example, in "Journey to the West", if you pay attention to Tathagata, you will find that he is a marketing master. Originally, he wanted to open up the market of the Tang Dynasty and introduced the Tripitaka Sutra. After a series of magical operations, Tang Dynasty actually took the initiative to seek scriptures!

If you pay attention to Tang Seng, you will find that why is he so similar to ourselves? The nine-nine-eighty-one difficulties are like the journey of life. No matter whether you have understood the true meaning or not, once you step on the bottomless boat that leads the Buddha, everything has nothing to do with you. Because someone will point to a dead body and tell you: That turned out to be you! ?

So, life is nothing but scenery along the way. How is the scenery? Only its true nature can be known. Just like what happened to Tang Seng in the Daughter Kingdom, he controlled the king of the Daughter Kingdom, but he almost lost his true nature after being captured by the scorpion spirit. Why is this? One: Tang Monk almost lost his true nature

When Tang Monk rejected the king of his daughter’s country and was about to set off, there was a sudden strong wind. When Sun Wukong turned around, Tang Monk disappeared. When he was confused, Sha Monk spoke: "It's a Woman, create a whirlwind and take the master away. ?

In this way, Sun Wukong followed all the way, found the entrance of the goblin cave, turned into a bee, and buzzed in. Unexpectedly, he saw the following scene.

The scorpion spirit prepared two kinds of food for Tang Monk, one was meat buns stuffed with human meat, and the other was vegetarian buns stuffed with bean paste. Then the scorpion spirit grabbed Tang Monk and said The original text of these words is as follows.

My dear brother, please be at ease. Although my place is not the palace of the Western Liang Women’s Kingdom, and it is not as rich and luxurious as mine, it is actually quite leisurely and comfortable. I can just recite the Buddha’s name and read the sutras. I will be a companion with you, and we will live in harmony for a hundred years. Stop worrying. I know that when you were attending a banquet in the female kingdom, you did not eat any food. There are two plates of meat and vegetarian noodles here, so you can use them as much as you like.

As the saying goes, the palace is as good as the palace, and the humble room is as wonderful as the humble room. This is what Scorpion Jing’s words mean. However, the Scorpion Spirit obviously understands Tang Seng better than the Queen, and pointed out that it is a good time to recite Buddhism and read scriptures here, but the Queen only cares about getting married in pairs!

Tang Monk had no choice but to eat vegetarian pasta, but unexpectedly, Scorpion Spirit said something else, the original text is as follows.

The female monster said: "You, a monk, don't dare to eat meat. Why did you eat so much water at the Zimu River the day before yesterday, and today you eat red bean paste filling?" ?Sanzang said: ?The water is high and the boat is in a hurry, but the sand sinks and the horse is late. ?

As soon as he finished speaking, something strange happened. I was afraid that the master had confused his true nature, so he couldn't help but showed his true colors, pulled the iron rod, and jumped out.

Obviously, it is clear from this description that Tang Seng was confused. Otherwise, Sun Wukong would not have jumped out in such a hurry. According to his routine, Tang Seng first stabilizes the opponent, and then waits for it to get dark before sneaking away. If you can't run away, come back!

Of course, this raises the question, what happened to Tang Seng? Second: Waiting for a Thousand Years

Tang Monk met many female demons along the way. Except for the white-bone demon who wanted to eat him, the rest were forced to marry him. As for the purpose, it is very direct, which is to destroy Yuanyang, who has been practicing for ten generations in Tang Dynasty, and become Taiyi Golden Immortal. But only Scorpion Spirit has no such requirement at all!

Even after that, Sun Wukong was stung by the scorpion spirit to death. After he did not dare to disturb him again, the scorpion spirit got to spend a night with Tang Seng. But unexpectedly, Scorpion Spirit still doesn't need to force, just persuade. After a night of tossing like this, Scorpion Spirit got angry and tied up Tang Seng.

But the next day, he came again with good words and persuasion, hoping that Tang Seng would change his mind. Finally, he got so angry that he said, "A good couple can't learn from it if they don't do it!" ?

From the analysis of Scorpion’s operations, it is obvious that she has three special features!

First, she knew Tang Monk very well and allowed him to recite sutras in the cave.

Secondly, although he has magic power, he does not use it to kill Tang Seng. He obviously wants to win Tang Seng’s heart.

Third, there is no utilitarian purpose for Tang Monk. For example, the king of the daughter country cried out to marry Tang Seng, just because he was greedy for Tang Seng's status as the imperial younger brother of the Tang Dynasty. But when he discovered that Tang Monk had been captured by the scorpion spirit, he turned around and returned to the palace without worrying about Tang Monk's life or death. But the Scorpion Spirit only wants to be a good couple with Tang Seng, a Taoist companion, and they will live in harmony for a hundred years.

After analyzing this, I am afraid everyone will admit: This banshee is too special. Why is her love for Tang Monk so special and deep?

In fact, you can understand it by looking at the origin of the scorpion spirit. This is how Guanyin was introduced.

(Scorpion Spirit) The former was listening to the Buddha talking about sutras in Leiyin Temple. When Tathagata saw him, he pushed him with his hand, so he turned the hook and pricked the middle thumb of Tathagata's left hand. The pain is unbearable, even if I hold him with the Vajra, he is here.

What needs to be noted is, what Guanyin said about the "former", how long is the time? No one can explain it clearly, but everyone knows that "one day in heaven lasts ten years on earth". No matter how long it is, one conclusion can obviously be drawn: Scorpion Spirit and Tang Monk (Golden Chanzi) both come from Tathagata!

Perhaps the two of them had crossed paths with Tathagata, but Tang Monk in this life no longer knew about it. But the scorpion spirit remembers everything. Therefore, the author is inclined to make an agreement this time? Once in a thousand years? Because only this reason can explain why Tang Seng almost lost his true nature.