I want funny jokes.

I suddenly lost myself when you flashed by. Looking at your back, I really wanted to keep you, but I was immersed in the moment when you made me unforgettable in my life. I told myself I couldn't let you go, and I shouted at the top of my lungs: Stop thief!

Everyone loves you because you have inherited the traditional advantages of oriental women: one beauty, two goodness, three sages, four diligence, five gentleness, six purity, seven simplicity and eight modesty. In order to highlight your advantages, everyone likes to call you a bitch!

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!