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Cops and thieves.

thief

A man went to the police station to talk to a thief. He asked, "How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret, because I have been working hard for years. "

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1. A man went to the police station to talk to a thief.

A man went to the police station to talk to a thief.

Burger and thief both refer to thieves, but the former refers to people who break into houses and steal, or burglars; Thieves generally refer to thieves who steal other people's property by non-violent means, such as pickpockets, so night thieves are also a kind of thieves.

thief

He asked, "How can you enter my house without waking my wife?"

He asked, "How did you get into my house without waking my wife?"

enter

Tell me your secret, because I have been doing it in Ti Ying for many years.

Tell me your secret, because I have been trying for many years.