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Why are hairy crabs so cheap this year?
Some insiders predict that about 30% of farmers will make profits this year, about 40% will break even, and the rest will lose money.
But I don't know if you mean that crabs on the Internet are cheaper or those on the market. In fact, crabs on the market this year are not so cheap, but crabs on the Internet are surprisingly cheap. There is a saying in the workshop that "selling crabs is better than raising crabs, and selling crabs is better than buying coupons".
Now there is a popular joke on the Internet: "Dealers print 2,000 crab coupons with a face value of 500 yuan, and 400 yuan sells them to corporate buyers, who give them as gifts. The recipient sells it to the waste collector at the price of 250 yuan, and the waste collector sells it to the dealer at the price of 300 yuan. Dealers buy back crab coupons, each earning 100 yuan, easily earning 200 thousand. "
Most people who sell crabs online have many tricks, which are much lower than the market price. The weight of crabs can be compensated by ropes (this is the most common five-two crabs, including two-two ropes), or you can send tiny crabs directly to you. Ask customer service and tell them that crabs spit water. There are tricks on crab coupons, and there is a 30-day warranty, starting from the time you buy the coupons. There is no warranty when you buy them. Customer service simply ignores you. Therefore, everyone still has to go to the market to buy crabs, and don't be greedy.
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