Joke app

There are funny jokes and good jokes, all of which are good and can make you laugh.

1. Cold joke: A complete collection of wedding anecdotes, best curiosity award: I don't know why human beings have to get married. ! Let's study it together! Best stunt award: Will you marry me? Raise your hand if you want to stand up, and lift your legs if you don't want to stand up. Best cool guy award: I owe someone to take care of me.

2. Classic girlfriend eating joke, having dinner with my girlfriend, just when the noodles are served, I see my girlfriend cock her ass. I asked, "What are you doing?" When the words came out, I felt something was wrong. That girl must have farted when she stuck her ass up. I also asked. She smiled gently: "Cut the skirt" "Oh!" It seems that I think too much. When I confidently picked up chopsticks to stir noodles, the unpleasant smell came to my face.

3. Smile every day, Best Fan Award: Dear, please sign my name. (Sign the spouse column in the household registration book) What award did you win? Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li? Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly? You'll know when you have a wife? In fact, this law protects men.

4. Bored, I went to the cinema to see a movie alone, and I was lucky enough to sit next to a beautiful woman. On the way, on the other side of the sister, a wretched man touched the sister, and the sister strongly resisted. . . I really can't stand it any longer. Yes, "said the man," be respectful in public! " Wretched man: "It's none of your business! I boldly said, "Why is it none of my business? She is my girlfriend! " Wretched man: "Damn it! I said why she ignored me today. It turns out that your boy seduced my wife! " Me. . . "Your wife? Hey, big brother, let me explain. . . "

A man just learned a foreign language and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot in the street that day. The man quickly said, "I'm sorry," and the foreigner said politely, "I'm sorry, too." Hearing this, the man quickly said, "I'm sorry there." The foreigner asked stupidly, "Why are you so afraid?" The man said helplessly, "I'm sorry."

6. My daughter, who is thin, heard her mother mutter when she went on a blind date today: Can she get pregnant so thin? I said, "Don't worry, aunt, I'm here for the baby!" " ! I invited some friends to play cards in the morning, but my girlfriend wouldn't let me out. I touched her face gently and went out. I didn't get home until now. Before she could speak, I said, "Baby, your skin is so elastic! I touched it in the morning and was ejected so far that I almost got lost and couldn't come back. "

7. A woman took a check and went to the bank to cash it. Teller: Can you prove yourself? Puzzled, the woman took out the mirror and took a look. A: Yes! It's me

8. Wife: Do you remember last February, when you said you were going fishing? Husband: Of course I remember. Why? Wife: A fish called this morning to say that you have become a father!