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Knock the bowl with a hammer. Why didn't the hammer break?

The absurd reason is that the bowl was hit by a hammer, but it was not broken; The reasonable reason is that the bowl was knocked with a hammer and the hammer was not broken.

When reading an article or a poem or a sentence in a couplet, judge where to stop reading. Because there were no punctuation marks in ancient times, although a sentence in the same text often had different meanings because of different sentence breaks, which led to misunderstanding and misinformation, and led to disputes, jokes and pen and ink lawsuits.

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There are no punctuation marks in ancient Chinese. In order to distinguish sentences clearly, function words have become an important symbol. Especially before and after some modal particles and conjunctions, it is often the place where sentences are broken. In classical Chinese, function words are often used to express feelings or feelings.

1, the first few words of a sentence are Fu, Gai, Zhi Ruo, Ruofu, Chu, Wei, Si, Jin, Fan, He, Steal, Please, Respect, etc. , often used at the beginning of a sentence, usually broken before the beginning of a sentence.

2. Words at the end of a sentence, such as: I, I, Yan and II, are often used to state the end of a sentence; Yesi and evil (yee often used at the end of questions. In, fu and so on are often used at the end of exclamatory sentences. It is usually disconnected at the back.

3. The interrogative modal particles, how, Hu, An, Bi, Mi, Yan, Who, Who, What, What, What, If and What are fixed structures, can generally form interrogative sentences, and sentences can be broken as long as they penetrate the context.

4. Although, though, vertically, even if, if, therefore, it is therefore, then, naturally, or, conditions, and conditions, if, as for, if, already, then, whether, no, in front of them, they are generally disconnected.

5. Other words, such as Yu, Wei, Ze, and, are often used in sentences, and there are always sentences before and after them; When the "and" table turns, followed by a long and complete sentence, the "and" in front will be broken.