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What is Poland's military strength?
However, unlike previous international jokes, Poland's army and air force strength is indeed the first in Europe. Poland has more than 200 tanks 1200, more than 300 advanced fighters such as F 16 and MIG -29 (more than the sum of Britain, France and Germany), and more than 400 long-range artillery weapons such as self-propelled artillery and rocket launchers, with a total force of 300,000. Its strength is absolutely the first in Europe, so that it is widely circulated in the military circles in Europe and even the world: "Poland was discovered in Europe.
So, what makes Poland, once the laughing stock of all countries, become the hegemon of Europe today? As we all know, there are only a few big countries in Europe, such as Britain, France and Germany, and the military strength of these big countries is terrible now: in 27 days, Poland's Germany was destroyed, and the Federal Defence Force was less than 6.5438+0.8 million, including more than 90,000 civilian (unskilled) personnel of the Ministry of National Defense, and Germany could only use 654.38+0.65.438+0.2 Leopard 2. What's more, the comprehensive obesity rate of soldiers and officers in the German Defence Forces combat troops exceeds 50%, which is much higher than that of German civilians. Even in the weightless marching training of 1.5 miles, it caused a tragedy of one death and many injuries.
Europe, which once hung up the whole world, can only maintain its face by Poland, which was easily annihilated by them. I really don't know whether it's regret or sadness.
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