What kind of jokes do girls like to listen to best?

A man passed by the cemetery at night, saw the fire, thought it was a ghost fire, threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? ***? You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke? Learn from American law schools and one day take the criminal law exam. The first question the professor asked the students was:

"What is the crime of fraud?" A student replied, "if you don't let me pass the exam, you will commit fraud."

Sin. "The professor was very surprised." How do you explain this problem? ""according to the criminal law, who used him?

People who suffer losses because of ignorance commit fraud. "In the ordinary reading room of Tsinghua Library, there is a boy, Mr. A, sitting opposite him.

Very beautiful Miss B, A looks at B from time to time, hoping that B can look at herself.

Two hours later, Miss B was still buried in her book. At this time, Mr. C, A's neighbor, released one.

Strangely, the stinking stuffy fart, Miss B covered her nose and looked up at A's eyes ... Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet halfway. Her trousers were wet when she came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Isn't this Ge You?" I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!