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What do elders get for their birthdays?
Birthday is a common custom of all ethnic groups, which has not changed much in the past and now. People usually take 60 as their birthday year. Those under 50 or whose parents are alive can't be called birthdays, only birthdays. People under 60 celebrate their birthdays every year on the day they are born. Boil eggs and eat noodles on your birthday. Eggs are called "happy eggs" and noodles are called "longevity noodles", which means I wish you a long life. Nowadays, in addition to eating happy eggs and longevity noodles, they also buy birthday cakes, and some even light candles to celebrate according to their age.
As soon as the old man enters the birthday year, his children, relatives and friends will hold an annual birthday celebration, commonly known as "birthday celebration". For the birthday of the elderly, we should prepare gifts, which are generally based on food and clothing that the elderly like. Food is noodles and peaches. Birthday cake is essential, its shape is very traditional and folk-custom, with the words "happiness as the East China Sea" and "longevity as the South Mountain" on it. Some people who pay more attention to it write "Shoulian" and set "Shouzheng".
It is a common practice for the elderly to celebrate their birthdays with birthday cakes and food, and have lunch at noon. The younger generation and relatives and friends toast and make speeches to the elderly. Some sing "Happy Birthday to you" songs, and some light candles of the same age on birthday cakes to show the health and longevity of the elderly.
The 60 th, 70 th, 80 th, 90 th and 66 th birthdays of the elderly are anniversary years and the most grand birthdays. Even poor families should celebrate this festival to express their children's wish for the elderly to live a long life. Some are 66 years old, and they will eat 66 small and delicious jiaozi wrapped by their daughters on the sixth day of June this year (Lunar New Year) to show their blessings.
People are very particular about giving birthdays to the elderly. They can't help celebrating their birthdays from the beginning, but congratulate them every year. Otherwise, it is called "death", which is a taboo for those who live long. On the birthday, the birthday party was dressed up, sitting in the main hall, receiving the blessings of their children and nephews, and the family happily got together for dinner. If you don't arrive on the day of going out because of something, you can give a gift afterwards to "make up for your life". This matter should not be forgotten.
Why do you want to celebrate the old man's birthday?
I don't understand why the birthday party for the elderly is so grand. I just think it's a respect for the elderly, but now my opinion has changed.
When people reach the age of 60, their parents are basically gone, so whenever they experience birthdays, they can't help but think of their mothers and fathers, but they can't talk. Their inner depression and loneliness are hard for others to understand. This kind of loneliness is unhealthy for middle-aged and elderly people of this age, so it is best to let the children spend the day with them. First of all, a harmonious atmosphere can regulate their mood. Second, let them return to reality and think of the existence of children, so as to successfully spend such a memorable day.
When I was young, I really thought that I should celebrate my birthday and have fun with my friends. However, on this year's birthday, I understand what I read in the book before, that is, my mother suffered for us on this day. People should remember this and study or work hard to repay their kindness. In fact, this is also a philosophical question, which is about the origin of human beings. People must find evidence of their existence, so parents are a necessary part. Remembering such a relative origin is the first step of this philosophical problem.
Now that the living standard has improved, the life of the elderly is very good. What gifts should I give for my birthday to make the old people happy and satisfied without losing face? First of all, you should be filial to the elderly and spend more time with them. Give them more warmth and care, as long as you know. If your financial conditions permit, choose one to buy for him. Give the old people what they need most. Gifts are not expensive, show your mind and stick to his.
Question 2: What gifts should elders give for their birthdays? If it's not for parents, it's better to send some snacks, which are meaningful, creative and distinctive, so as to show your taste and mind, and you will be a promising person when your elders are serious, so you can send some popular landscape paintings in recent years, which are meaningful and beautiful, such as the five-element lucky map.
Question 3: 80 What gift does the old man get for his birthday?
First, the traditional longevity category.
1, Shousui: Write a congratulatory message in Kyrgyz with a large piece or a whole piece of cloth, generally the size of nave, mostly in gold and red.
2. Birthday couplets: Birthday couplets.
3. Shoutao: Some are made of fresh peaches, most of which are made of flour.
4. Shoujiu: Birthday wine.
5. Shoumian: Shoumian should be 3 feet long, and each bundle should have more than 100 pieces, which are coiled into a tower shape. Cover the flowers with red and green paper and prepare two copies for the birthday girl.
6. Birthday candles: The words "Longevity" or "Lucky as the East China Sea" are printed on the wax surface to celebrate and add a warm atmosphere.
7. Shou Ping: It is engraved with auspicious congratulations or portraits of the old man, Xiantao and the Eight Immortals, and hung side by side on the wall. A seating screen or an insertion screen can be displayed on the table.
8. Fu Guitu: There are blooming peony flowers, flying saucers and cats. Peony flowers symbolize wealth, cats are homophonic with Yao, and butterflies are homophonic with Yao.
9. Fu Lushou Picture: In the picture, an old birthday girl holds a peach with deer and a flying bat on it. Deer homophones "Lu", which means being an official and being promoted; Bats homonym "Fu", which means happiness will always accompany.
Second, the category of ordinary life.
1. Cash: put it in a red red envelope, write a congratulatory message and sign it.
2, beautifully designed cake: according to the number of people, choose the right size cake.
3. Gold greeting card: as a souvenir, please choose the one suitable for the elderly.
4. Calligraphy, painting or other works of art: Small ornaments made of jade are popular, mainly with auspicious patterns such as birthday stars and bats.
5, nourishing drugs, nourishing food: pay attention to its shelf life and applicable people.
6. luxury physical examination: it is best to accompany you to the hospital, so that the elderly will be more comfortable.
7. Fishing rod, hook, fish mark, etc. : it can also be other items. Pay attention to the items that the elderly like and are interested in.
8. crutches, cushioned armchairs, reading glasses, magnifying glasses, etc. Items that can bring convenience to the elderly.
9, clothes, clothing, etc. Such as silk robe, which means that silk keeps longevity.
Third, celebrate your birthday.
1, Chrysanthemum: alias "Shouke". On the birthday of the elderly, the color can be red, pink and purple, which means noble morality, health and longevity.
2, Cycas: meaning good luck and longevity
3, bergamot: "Buddha" is close to the gospel and is regarded as an auspicious thing. It is given to the elderly, meaning a happier and longer life.
4. Longevity flower: It can be used to wish Le Jia longevity, good luck and wealth.
5. Big Bamboo: Known as the "plant turtle", it symbolizes longevity and good luck.
6. Pine and crane orchid: Pine crane is a flower to celebrate the longevity of the elderly.
7. Evergreen and longevity grass: flowers and trees that congratulate the elderly on prolonging their lives.
8. crape myrtle, poinsettia and cyclamen: meaning health and longevity.
9. Shouxing cockscomb: I wish the elderly happiness and longevity.
10, Peony: A flower to celebrate wealth and glory.
1 1, gladiolus: Congratulations on the longevity of the old man.
12, Nandianzhu: Congratulations on the happiness and longevity of Huamu.
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People of different ages have different nicknames:
Thirty: the year of standing;
Forty: the year of no doubt;
Fifty: the year of knowing the destiny;
Sixty: the year of the flower;
Seventy: seventy years old;
Eighty: A person in his eighties.
Shousheng also has an alias, namely "Shousheng":
Calendar return: 6 1 year old, which is his birthday speech when he turns 60;
Gu Xi: 70th birthday speech;
Happy birthday: 77-year-old birthday greeting, the cursive style of the word "happy" is very similar to "77";
Umbrella birthday: 80 th birthday speech, the abbreviation of "umbrella" can be read as "80";
Mi Shou: 88th birthday speech, the word "rice" can be separated into "88";
New birthday: 90 th birthday speech, the word "miscellaneous" is divided into "90";
Bai Shou: In the 99th birthday speech, the first picture without the word "hundred" is "white", and if it is less than one hundred, it is 99 ... >; & gt
Question 4: What gift should I give my elders? What are the gifts for the elderly? Here are some suggestions for you, hoping to help you:)
1, middle-aged people generally prefer drinking tea, painting and calligraphy. You can choose tea sets, tea leaves, silk colored calligraphy and painting according to the general preferences of your elders. Some old people have a soft spot for this kind of gift. Very tasteful.
2, really send birthday silver bars, and the silver bars are engraved. This kind of gift can show the price of the gift you bought first, which is very memorable.
3. You can send some auspicious ornaments. Some ship models, car models, some jade porcelain ornaments and some gold ornaments.
4. You can also buy some pendants, gold, jade and magnetic therapy suitable for the elderly. It contributes to beauty and health.
You can also buy some small indoor appliances. For example, some bread makers, air purifiers and so on.
6. Some * * * equipment and * * * mats are also good choices.
That's about it. We have to choose gifts according to the specific circumstances of the giver. For example, according to the recipient's status, preferences, what gifts to give at ordinary times and so on. I hope the above suggestions will inspire you:)
Question 5: What should the elderly avoid on their birthdays? Dr. Zheng does not advocate that people aged 60 to 80 should celebrate their birthdays vigorously, because there is a saying in China's numerology that a big birthday can consume 8- 10 years of life.
Moreover, the birth of human beings is a process from God to man and then to God.
1. From birth to 16 years old, this child is a "god" rather than a person. We can all celebrate our children's birthdays, even if it is a big event.
2. 17 to 59 years old, people have changed from "gods" to people, and they can celebrate their birthdays, but they should celebrate their birthdays according to local customs. For example, every tenth birthday is usually one year earlier. For example, the 30th birthday is usually completed at the age of 29. And in many places, "three but four", that is, the thirtieth birthday can be celebrated, and the fortieth birthday can't be celebrated.
3. When a person is 60 years old, it is already the cycle of 60 children. Therefore, from the age of 60 to 80, it is impossible to celebrate birthdays in a big way. In the past, it was believed by both people and individuals that once people reached 60, they could not celebrate their birthdays, because they were afraid of "reminding people" and "checking out" their birthdays in advance. Dr. Zheng, his 60th birthday, thinks this is not good. How bad is it? The friend said it himself.
At the age of 80, people become "gods", so they can celebrate their birthdays, even if they celebrate their birthdays in newspapers, because they are already "gods" and not people.
Friends who are too old in those years should be careful about their birthdays. You can "do it quietly, don't shoot."
Special reminder:
1, China's traditional position theory has far-reaching significance. People's fortune varies with age, so it's different whether a birthday is high-key or low-key. Friends need to study it carefully.
2. Friends who have reached the age of 60 should be more careful about their birthdays. Birthdays can be spent quietly at home, without publicity or high-profile, otherwise trouble may follow. Although some friends celebrate their birthdays one year earlier, such as 59, it is advisable to be cautious.
After the age of 3.80, friends can celebrate their birthdays with great fanfare, because through birthdays, they can get a lot of positive energy, which can prolong life for the birthday girl.
Question 6: Is there anything particular about celebrating the birthday of the elderly? Don't advocate people aged 60 to 80 to celebrate their birthdays vigorously, because there is a saying in China's numerology:
A big birthday can consume 8- 10 years of life.
Moreover, numerology also believes that human birth is a process from God to man and then to God. The analysis is as follows:
1. From birth to 16 years old, this child is a "god" rather than a person. We can all celebrate our children's birthdays, even if it is a big event.
2. 17 to 59 years old, people have changed from "gods" to people, and they can celebrate their birthdays, but they should celebrate their birthdays according to local customs. For example, every tenth birthday is usually one year earlier. For example, the 30th birthday is usually completed at the age of 29. And in many places, "three but four", that is, the thirtieth birthday can be celebrated, and the fortieth birthday can't be celebrated.
3. When a person is 60 years old, it is already the cycle of 60 children. Therefore, from the age of 60 to 80, it is impossible to celebrate birthdays in a big way. In the past, it was believed by both people and individuals that once people reached 60, they could not celebrate their birthdays, because they were afraid of "reminding people" and "checking out" their birthdays in advance.
At the age of 80, people become "gods", so they can celebrate their birthdays, even if they celebrate their birthdays in newspapers, because they are already "gods" and not people.
Friends who are too old in those years should be careful about their birthdays. You can "do it quietly, don't shoot."
Special reminder:
1, China's traditional numerology has far-reaching significance, and people's fortune varies with age. Therefore, it is not the same whether the birthday is high-profile or low-key, and friends need to study it carefully.
2. Friends who have reached the age of 60 should be more careful about their birthdays. It is suggested that you can spend your birthday quietly at home, without publicity or high-profile, otherwise trouble may follow. Although some friends celebrate their birthdays one year earlier, such as 59, it is advisable to be cautious.
After the age of 3.80, friends can celebrate their birthdays with great fanfare, because through birthdays, they can get a lot of positive energy, which can prolong life for the birthday girl.
Question 7: What gifts should elders give for their birthdays? You can come according to his (her) preferences, hobbies or what he (she) lacks.
Send plants, flowers, paintings, cigarettes, wine, tea, jewelry, cross stitch, ceramics, shopping cards and local specialties.
What I want to say here is, what can't be sent?
Let me remind you that believers are confident. If you don't believe me, just look at it as a joke. . After all, it doesn't hurt to know more.
1, cannot send the clock. Some people say that you can't send a clock because the clock is the last homonym. Sending a clock to a person is tantamount to expecting a person to die. Besides, the watch belongs to Zhong Ke. How many corrupt officials do you think have lost their horses or even ruined their lives because they put on the brand-name watches of bribers? !
2, you can't send shoes. Shoes are evil homophones. Therefore, giving away shoes (excluding those for relatives) is tantamount to giving away evil spirits, and it is very likely that we will soon lose contact or friendship with each other.
3, can't send an umbrella is a loose homophonic, therefore, the umbrella can't be given as a gift (not including sending an umbrella in the rain). If a good friend gives an umbrella as a gift, it means that we will break up or separate in the future.
4. You can't send pears and plums. Pear and plum are homophonic. Giving these two fruits away means that there is a danger of separation in the future!
5, can not send candles candles are used to sacrifice the dead, therefore, can not be given as gifts.
6. You can't send dolls. Dolls belong to villains. If you leave it at home for a long time, it is easy to attract evil spirits and bring anxiety to your family.
7. You can't give people stones of unknown origin. Stones are also easy to attract evil spirits to attach to them. Some seem to be ornamental stones, but they may be accompanied by evil spirits, which is unlucky for friends.
The above seven points are the experience summarized by the author through years of observation and practice, and many of them have been fulfilled. So it is wise to remind everyone to be cautious.
Luck and misfortune are often revealed in advance through our casual behavior, and the outcome of anything can be inquired, depending on your careful use!
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Question 8: What gift should the elderly get for their birthday? 1. The traditional birthday gift shroud is congratulated in Kyrgyz with a large piece or a whole piece of cloth, which is generally the size of nave, mostly gold and red; Birthday couplets for birthday celebrations; Some longevity peaches are made of fresh peaches, most of which are made of flour; Celebrate birthdays with wine; Shoumian Shoumian should be 3 feet long, each bundle should be more than 100, and it should be coiled into a tower shape. Cover the flowers with red and green paper and prepare two copies for the birthday girl; The wax surface of the birthday candle is printed with the golden words "Longevity" or "Lucky as the East China Sea" to celebrate and add a warm atmosphere; Shou Ping is engraved with auspicious greetings or paintings of the old man, Xiantao and Eight Immortals, and hung side by side on the wall. The seat screen or screen insertion can be displayed on the record; Rich and precious pictures include blooming peony flowers, flying saucers and cats. Peony flowers symbolize wealth, cats are homophonic with Mao, and butterflies are homophonic with Mao. Fu Lushou, the oldest birthday star in Tu Tu, is holding a peach with deer and a flying bat on it. Deer homophones "Lu", which means being an official and being promoted; Bats homonym "Fu", which means happiness will always accompany. The second is an ordinary birthday present, wrapped in a red red envelope, written with congratulations and signed; Carefully designed cakes, according to the number of people, choose the right size cake; Golden greeting cards are memorable, please choose the one suitable for the elderly; Paintings, calligraphy and other works of art, such as jade ornaments, are more popular, mainly with auspicious patterns such as birthday stars and bats; Nourishing drugs and foods should pay attention to their shelf life and applicable people; It is best to accompany you to the hospital for a luxurious physical examination, so that the elderly will feel more comfortable; Fishing rod, fishing method, fish mark, etc. It can also be other items. Pay attention to the items that the elderly like and are interested in; Crutches, cushioned armchairs, reading glasses, magnifying glasses and other items that can bring convenience to the elderly; Clothes, fabrics, etc. For example, silk robes should be as durable as silk. Third, flowers birthday gift chrysanthemum: alias "Shouke". On the birthday of the elderly, the color can be red, pink and purple, which means virtuous, healthy and longevity. Iron tree: bergamot: Buddha is close to the Gospels, which is considered as an auspicious thing and given to the elderly, which means that it can be used to bless Le Jia's longevity, good fortune and wealth. It is called "planting turtles" as a symbol of longevity and auspicious pine trees, and Helan: pine cranes prolong the year. It is evergreen longevity grass of flowers and trees: Lagerstroemia indica, poinsettia and cyclamen: cockscomb flower symbolizing health and longevity; Peony wishing the elderly happiness and longevity; Congratulate gladiolus for the longevity of the elderly; Nandianzhu to congratulate the elderly on their longevity: Flowers and trees to congratulate the elderly on their longevity must pay attention to local customs and taboos when giving gifts.
Question 9: What should a 60-year-old man get for his birthday? Old people are old and like members to celebrate. I hope the whole family will be happy and safe. Therefore, gifts for the elderly should also express auspicious and festive wishes. Baohai Wei Xing will live longer than Nanshan. Sending a gift that will live longer than Nanshan is not only a blessing to the elderly, but also a happy family reunion. The elderly will definitely like it.
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