Everyday jokes caused by typos ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Are there any others?

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."

It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

The teacher spoke to the students before the start of school: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note.

Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to study? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

A woman called the fire alarm. The phone said in a hurry: "Fire, fire!" "Where is it?" The fireman asked. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" The fireman asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we walk to your house?" The fireman asked anxiously. "God, don't you have a fire truck!"

A boy didn't want to go to school, so he asked his well-written classmate to sign the note instead of his parents. The male student signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "Help me give the note directly to the teacher." The next day he went to school, and the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money for the note?" "Teacher, my father signed it!" . The teacher called the classmate who handed in the note for him. "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"

The X-ray inspection team went to a rural area for inspection, and the party branch secretary of the brigade held a mass meeting to welcome them. The secretary took out the welcome speech written by the accountant. The original sentence is like this: "We warmly welcome the X-ray inspection team to visit us. This is our concern, and we welcome it (if you stop here, there may be applause here) ... "But the secretary read in a long voice:" We warmly welcome the leader of the X-ray inspection team and the comrades who have come from afar. This is our concern and we welcome it. If we stop here, there may be applause here ... "Everyone laughed their heads off, and the accountant whispered," Wrong, you are wrong. " Secretary of the eyes a stare, "yes, just write. What are you laughing at? "

In a hospital, the students were having a physical examination when a female nurse came out and shouted "Wang Fengsen". No one answered, and the female nurse shouted "Wang Fengsen". Students, you look at me, and I look at you, wondering, "Who is Wang Fengsen?" There seems to be no such person. " The female nurse is unhappy. "If you don't come, forget it. Next. " A kind-hearted man leaned over to look at the probe and shouted, "It's Wang Biao!" "Wang Biao answered" Yes ",and all his classmates laughed. Since then, Wang Biao has added a person's name "Feng Wang"