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If a boy likes you _900 words

If a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name. He will call you a stupid pig, a fool or * * *

If a boy likes you, he will climb the wall for you when you forget your key and cry, and finally he will be punished by the dormitory administrator.

If a boy likes you, he will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in seeing other beautiful girls.

If a boy likes you, he will say you are a pig, because in his heart you are as cute as a stupid pig.

If a boy likes you, he will always look at the beautiful women around him when he goes shopping with you, and then he will be happy if you call him a pervert.

If a boy likes you, he will accompany you to see a romantic movie he doesn't like, and then let you use his clothes as paper towels.

If a boy likes you, he will ask you to watch a horror movie together, and then like you to hide in his arms and scream.

If a boy likes you, he will deliberately borrow a movie disc that he doesn't like to watch, just to have an excuse to see you.

If a boy likes you, he will send a message to chat with you on his mobile phone when you are bored. He will say that there is too much information this month and he doesn't want to waste it.

If a boy likes you, he will lend it to you when your earphone is broken, and then watch the silent ball game on the computer alone.

If a boy likes you, he will take the initiative to help you solve the computer problem, because he just asked others what to do.

If a boy likes you, he will say that he is omnipotent, not arrogant, because he likes you too much.

If a boy likes you, he will often practice games he doesn't like until late at night in order to help you get extra points when playing games.

If a boy likes you, he will deliberately lose to you when playing games, and then put up with you laughing over and over again that he is a super rookie.

If a boy likes you, he is always the last to hang up or cancel, because he feels at ease.

If a boy likes you, he won't turn off his cell phone when he sleeps. He will be afraid that you will have something late at night but can't find him.

If a boy likes you, he will change the habit of not brushing your teeth before going to bed for you.

If a boy likes you, he will ask everywhere what medicine is most effective when you have a stomachache.

If a boy likes you, he will despair when you are in danger and be at a loss when you cry.

If a boy likes you, he will say it hurts if you gently hit him, but it doesn't hurt at all if you really hit him hard.

If a boy likes you, he will be your punching bag when you are angry and the audience of your jokes when you are happy.

If a boy likes you, he will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal rules.

If a boy likes you, he will follow you to like everything you like and hate everything you hate.

If a boy likes you, he will associate you with everything beautiful.

If a boy likes you, everything you say is true to him, and a small part of you is very important to him!