Classic philosophy joke story

1. The head nurse of a mental hospital explained the situation of every admitted patient to the visiting officials. A patient was holding a photo in his hand, crying and banging his head against the wall.

The nurse said, "He loves the woman in the photo so much that he won't let go whether he is awake or asleep, but that woman married someone else. He is crazy!" 」

At this time, a man in the next room also hit his head against the wall.

The official asked, "What happened to him? 」

The head nurse said, "It is he who married that woman! 」

Revelation: There is no absolute gain or loss.

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2. The fly is very happy to find that it looks like a bee, and plans to pretend to be a bee to deceive the feelings of flowers and steal nectar.

But it flew around among the flowers, but no flower smiled at it. He was puzzled and turned to ask why the bees were.

The bee smiled and replied, "You just look like me, but not me!" " ! Therefore, even if I spend my whole life squatting among flowers, flowers will not treat you as me! 」

Revelation: The appearance can be similar, but the connotation is irreplaceable.

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People from China, Russian, French, German and Italian get together to show their national culture with wine. China took out pure Maotai, Russians handed in vodka, French champagne, Italians showed off wine, and Germans took out whisky, which was colorful.

At this time, the old Americans lost no time to pour out a little of all the wine, mix it together and say, "This is called cocktail, which embodies the national spirit of the United States ... learn from others and create in an all-round way!" 」

Revelation: Successful people are not better than others, but they can make good use of others' strengths.

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The famous French chemist Pasteur stayed in a hotel when he went to Paris to attend an academic conference. When the hotel service staff saw his simple clothes and luggage, they thought he was just an ordinary guest, so they arranged him in a remote and dark little room.

Later, the waiter accidentally knew that he was the famous Professor Pasteur, and rushed to ask for help in changing rooms, and apologized to him, saying, "I thought the wealth and status of the passenger were directly proportional to the luggage he carried, so I mistook you." I'm really sorry! 」

Pasteur smiled and replied, "No! I think a person's dignity is directly proportional to his ignorance! 」

Revelation: People who are truly valuable and powerful don't need to show off to improve their status. Therefore, in life, those who can control their own destiny will gain and lose in direct proportion, and those who are confused will never get anything except loss. Because you are conceited, like the story of the emperor's new clothes, you deceive yourself, so your life is only lost?

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