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Tom Sawyer

Tom Sawyer

chapter one

Tom had a fight and hid outside.

Tom is very stubborn,

Play truant every chance you get,

Steal something to eat,

Always beaten by him, and menstruation,

This day on the road.

Go ahead,

He met a boy who just moved to this place.

Tom saw him when he was a child,

Quechuan

So neat and extremely angry,

They're talking nonsense,

Then roll around in the dust, fight,

Tom (male name)

Won. Polly decided to let him work for menstruation.

chapter two

Helpless painting the wall, brilliant achievements

The winner's clothes were torn and dirty because of the fight.

Menstruation asked him to paint the wall,

Tom brushed the brush.

It is said that the wall is an art that can be indulged.

Children passing by are jealous,

Willing to put what I love

Give him another chance to paint the wall, and Tom will just sit around eating apples.

While basking in the sun.

chapter three

Tom is busy fighting and falling in love.

Tom met and fell in love with the lovely Becky.

He tried to get the little girl outside the fence to notice him,

he

I got a violet from her.

He went home,

Menstruation wronged him and beat him up.

He doesn't want to live,

Go to Becky's window and lie down to die,

A maid poured a basin of cold water,

Tom became one of them.

Reservoir Dogs flew home in the dark.

chapter four

Sunday school is inconspicuous.

Tom exchanged his treasure for tickets of various colors.

At Sunday school,

Tom met the Becky family,

Tom tried to show off, hoping Becky would pay attention to him.

I traded my ticket for a Bible,

Becky's mother

ask him

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Who were the first two disciples? He doesn't know, but he is confident to tell lies and let everyone eat.

This is a big surprise. chapter five

The pincer beetle plays a puppy, adding new tricks to worship.

The sermon began,

Tom plays with his beetle,

The beetle bit Tom and ran away.

The later one

A dog got into a fight with a beetle,

The dog sat on the beetle,

The beetle bit it,

The dog pounced on its master.

In your arms,

The shopkeeper threw it away,

There was a burst of laughter in the church.

The poor priest doesn't know how to send it.

What happened. Chapter vi

Tom knows Becky and his ears are sad and happy.

Tom wants to play truant because of his toothache. Menstruation pulled out his teeth, so he had no excuse to play truant. On the way,

Tom met Huck, a wild boy.

As a result, Tom was late.

The teacher punished him for sitting at the same table as Becky,

Tom is here.

The slate says I love you,

Tom dawdled for a while before letting her see it.

Becky said, you bad guy,

in the heart

But very happy.

Chapter VII

The argument about ticks made Becky sad.

In class, Tom and Huck are playing with lice. They threw themselves into it and soon quarreled.

The teacher cleaned them up.

At noon,

Tom and Becky are engaged,

Kissed her,

But Tom let it slip.

Mouth,

Let Becky know that he and Yami are engaged,

Becky began to cry,

Tom couldn't help it,

Just hurt.

Becky regretted it when her heart left.

Chapter VIII

Be a pirate and rehearse the greenwood.

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In a dense and remote forest,

Fantasize about oneself

I want to be a robber, chief and pirate in the future, and go back to my hometown after I become famous.

Then he and Harper played the role of the ancient outlaws and played with each other. He plays Robin Hood.

Chapter 9

Burying the massacre, Potter suffered greatly.

On one night,

10

After midnight, Tom and Huckleberry went to a cemetery to listen to the voice of the dead.

Sound,

But after witnessing a murder,

Jojo, an Indian who came to rob a tomb, killed a doctor.

keep

The knife was put in the hand of his partner Potter, who woke up after drinking and mistakenly thought he had killed the doctor.

Chapter 10

The ominous barking of dogs added insult to injury.

Tom and Huckleberry ran as fast as they could to the leather factory.

They wrote bloody books,

Swear to secrecy.

The barking of dogs made them nervous again, and they set out to take risks again. The next day,

Tom is in a daze,

Come to school in pain,

Only to find the copper coins he gave Becky.

He put his hand on the table and completely lost confidence.

Bankruptcy reorganization protection

Porter is hard to defend, and Tom's conscience is blamed.

Muff Bode was wronged by the Indian Jojo, making everyone think that the doctor is himself.

He was drunk and killed, so he turned himself in to the police and went in later.

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, but know things

The real Tom and Huck are very uncomfortable.

So he tried to comfort Baird,

Face to face

Tortured by conscience

Chapter XII

Tom gave the cat medicine, and his menstruation began to understand.

Becky was so sad that she didn't come to class for several days. Tom wanted to make up with her, but because of face, he didn't speak.

So sad, so distressed,

Menstruation thought he was ill,

Take him as an experimental body and treat him with various earthwork.

give him

While taking medicine, Tom pried open a cat's mouth and made it drink water. The cat is so excited that it runs around the house.

Tom went to school again, but Becky ignored him.

Chapter 13

Pirates set sail for a long voyage.

Tom is so sad and desperate,

He felt that his family,

Even the whole world abandoned him,

Hubble didn't

I was beaten by my mother for no reason, and I thought so.

So both of them are ready to leave home.

Fly away and be a pirate on a distant island, and Huckleberry went with them.

Chapter 14

"Pirates" have fun in the wild.

Pirates are on an island,

In nature,

Eating and playing,

Life is full of joy.

On this day, they

Seeing a large group of people shouting on the boat,

It turned out that people in the town thought that these children were drowned.

In the course of ...

Salvage the body.

Harper and Huck both want to go home,

Tom won't allow it,

But he wants to go home more than anyone,

evening

I sneaked home.

Chapter 15

Tom went home for an unannounced visit and returned to the barracks in full bloom.

When Tom came home, he hid under the bed to avoid being found.

So I took the opportunity to eavesdrop on my own

Dialogue between menstruation and Hubble's mother,

Listen, they cried like tears,

Make an unexpected confession

Tom treated the children so badly, and now he regrets what they did.

Chapter 16

Beginners smoking-"Lost a knife"

& lt/b & gt; & lt/b & gt; They are still playing carefree on the island far from the town.

Tom and Hubble are in Huckabee.

Learn how to smoke under the guidance of Li,

The first time they smoked,

Choked by the smoke,

what

So I threw the knife into the Woods and threw up.

Tom has reserved a room for everyone and will come back together later.

Family plans.

Chapter 17

The pirates buried themselves, and the church is now

-

The children proudly told what the deceased had done in the past.

A child can't find words,

So Tao,

soup

Msoya used to beat me.

People buried three drowned children in the church,

But Tom,

bend

Bob,

Huck walked into the church,

People were shocked, then ecstatic,

When Tom got home,

I didn't suffer anything

A few slaps and kisses.

Chapter 18

Tom cheated on his period in his dream, and Becky made excuses to get back at him.

Tom became a big shot,

Becky wants to make up with Tom,

But he didn't appreciate it,

Always with other girls

Later, Becky also answered blows with blows and read books with boys. Tom is very angry and Becky is very happy, Tom.

Go home angrily,

Becky doesn't want to play anymore.

The boy wanted to get back at Tom,

Pour ink on his book,

Becky saw it, but she wouldn't tell Tom.

Chapter 19

Tom's story,

The period came, and the kind Tom went home.

I told my menstruation a few days ago that I went home.

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But menstruation thinks it's a lie,

But happy,

Think it's a white lie,

I like it myself.

Such a white lie,

Finally, I proved that this is not a lie made up by Tom in good faith.

feel

I'm glad not to pursue Tom's fault.

Chapter 20

Tom really suffers for others.

The headmaster always reads a mysterious book, and all the students want to read it. This time, the headmaster forgot to take the key to the desk.

Becky peeked at the book,

But Tom saw it,

Becky tore up the book in a hurry,

She was ashamed and annoyed.

The headmaster found the torn books and asked them one by one. When asked about Becky, Tom stepped forward.

Becky looked up to him.

Chapter 21

Fluent eloquence, the teacher's gold-plated head

In the examination room of the final exam, everyone showed their magical powers. According to the convention, the headmaster will draw a map of America, but

Old paintings are not good,

The children laughed at him,

At this time,

A cat is hanging from the ceiling.

Pull with your paws

Take off the headmaster's wig,

Expose his golden bald head,

The children burst out laughing.

The children finally succeeded.

Revenge on the headmaster.

Chapter 23

Porter is innocent and Joe is on the run.

The court has begun to hear the murder in the cemetery.

Muff Baird will be hanged.

At this time, Tom ran to the court as a witness and told the story.

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And Indians.

Jojo ran away soon, and Muff Potter was acquitted because of his innocence.

Chapter 24

Passionate during the day, worried at night.

Tom and Huck are talking about murder.

-

Later, everyone was afraid that Joe Joe, an Indian, would come back and murder him.

Dear friends, they were very happy to say this in Bode's thanks during the day.

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But at night, it becomes very terrible and harmful.

I'm afraid that Joe Joe, an Indian, will come to them again, but the court still hasn't caught the murderer who escaped.

Chapter 25

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One day,

Tom wants to go treasure hunting.

Then they took Huckleberry to a dead tree behind a widow's house.

In the shade,

Ready to dig up the treasure left by pirates,

But I didn't dig up what the pirates left behind.

Come on, baby,

They also agreed to go to a gloomy haunted house together during the day tomorrow.

Seize the opportunity.

Chapter 26

The real robber found a box of gold.

Shortly after arriving at the haunted house,

Joe Zu, an escaped Indian, and another man also arrived here.

Two people scared to hide.

Go to the attic,

Joe Joe, an Indian, wants to bury the stolen money in the ground.

When he dug the hole,

real

Excavate the gold and silver buried by the former pirates,

Indian Joe Joe filmed all this,

Get ready to hide

Another place.

Chapter 28

Tracing the nest, Tom found a new clue.

Huck and Injun Joe Joe have been staring at the second room.

One night,

Tom summoned up his courage.

Zi Jin Dee

2

Room number,

I almost stepped on Joe Joe's arm as soon as I walked in the door.

this

The guy was drunk and fell asleep on the ground, and Tom and Huck ran away.

Chapter 29

Huck kept a quiet vigil and the widow survived.

Tom went to Becky's picnic,

Everyone ventured into a cave.

Huck is still vigil near the inn,

That night, Indian Joe Joe appeared again.

He intends to roam abroad,

Before we go,

Trying to kill Douglas

Widow, because the husband of widow Douglas treated him badly before his death, Huck heard about the plot.

He went to tell the news in secret.

Chapter 30

Tom and Becky are trapped in the cave.

Joe Joe, an Indian, failed in his attempt to kill the widow Douglas.

He escaped,

Who escaped to?

I don't know where it is,

The police blocked the hill and chased him.

At the same time, it is found that Tom and Becky are both

Everyone's gone,

Becky and Tom's mother thought they were both at Widow Douglas's house.

What about the night?