A little joke

One day the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept shouting. The devil said, "You can scream at your throat ... no one will come to save you ..." The princess said, "Break your throat ..." No one said, "Princess ... I'm coming to save you! ! ! Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come …" Cao Cao: "Devil … what do you want me to do …" Devil: "Wow … I saw a ghost" Ghost: "Shit! It was discovered .. "Shit:" Ghost, you can see me ... "Devil:" Oh, my God! " God: "Who told me?" Who: "Nobody told you …" Nobody: "Where am I? Play dumb! " Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? " Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. " Many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?" Which one: "I'm not who." Who: "He's not me. "Princess:" Is everyone here to save me? Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." Fun: "What do I have to see?" God: "It's none of my business, you go first." Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this magic king? " Then he said, "You good devil won't do it. What should I do?"? Princess: "if no one plays the devil, I can go." "Nobody:" If I play the devil, how can I let you go ... "Why:" I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun. Busy: What are you looking at me for? What: You want to fuck me? Rogue! "How dare you:" Where am I? Me: What's it to me? Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy ... "Shit:" Why did you call me? ... "Madman:" What do you want me to do? You want me to say, I don't know anything! I don't know anything: I don't know! I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me? Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " I didn't: "Who called him? Who: "I didn't ..." I didn't: "I didn't ..." You: "I dare you. "I dare you:" Who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is too long ... I will be called …" Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place quickly" Right or wrong: "So this is my place …" I have nothing &; No: "Stop it, we're talking …" Stop it: "I'm not talking …" I didn't: "I'm not talking! ... "I have nothing:"-_-\ \ "... Let's go out and talk ..." Go: "I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle)" I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Leave ..." (Two brothers go out angrily) It's none of your business. Did anyone call me? Someone: "who wants to call you ... who:" I really have to go. " ... t.t. "Go:" I'm really embarrassed ... * v. v *" (\ \ "Who \" collapsed) It's none of your business: "... you're not me. It's none of my business: "... cousin (or cousin) ... long time no see ..." Long time: "I'm here ..." Devil: "Are you finished? Endless: "He didn't have me" You: "I didn't have him" I just: "Who said that? Who: What am I doing? : "Do you want to fuck me? You: "I won't fuck him." I just said, "Who said I wouldn't?" Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "I said," What do you want me to do? " : "You two are shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it! " Face: "Who wants me? Who: "I don't want it" Devil: "Hurry up, I'm going to kick someone out" Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "k: "Who wants to see me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: "Don't K me" I: "Who wants K me?" Who: "Let me finally catch one, and kill it ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Who: "Look at my eighteen dragons! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! " Eighteen hands of the dragon: "What do I have to see? Jiuyin Baiguzhao: What am I looking at? What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you! What's there to see? "Brother, let's talk outside. Little Nutbrown hare said, "My mother calls me Little Nutbrown hare, which is very nice!" " "The pig said," My mother calls me a pig, which is very nice! ""The dog said, "My mother called me a puppy, which is nice!" "The chicken said," you talk, I walked first! "The rabbit said," I'm a son of a bitch! " "The pig said," I'm a son of a bitch! "The chicken said," I am a son of a bitch! " "The dog said," You talk, I'll go first! " "The cat said to me," I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good! " "The dog said to me," I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice! "The fish said to me," I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice! " "The bear said," You talk, I'll go first! " "Lang Ke said," People call me a ronin, which is very nice! " The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!" The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "The swordsman said," You talk, I'll go first! " "My fans say my idol is Ying. Andy Lau said, "My fans say my idol is Hua." . Jacky Cheung said, "My fans say my idol is a friend." Jordan chan said: "you talk, I walked first! "The senior math teacher said: I teach senior math this semester. The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester. The information management teacher said: I teach asset management this semester. The socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first. Peking University said: I am from Peking University. Tianjin University said: I am older. Shanghai University said: I went to college. Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first! General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man! General fu said to him: I am just! General Yu Dayou said: I am a man with great potential! General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first! Lao Zhang's door is made of logs. Lao Zhang said: My door is made of wood. Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said: My door is made of plastic. Lao Wang said: My door is made of stone. Lao Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first! Bai Yu said: My name is White. Jade jade said, my name is jasper. Redjade said, My name is Redjade. Apricot said: you chat, I walked first! The students of Teachers College said: I am a student of Vocational College of Teachers College said: I am a student of Aviation College of Vocational College said: I am a student of Technical College of Aviation College said: You chat, I will go first! There is a woman whose children are very ugly. One day, she took the bus with her child in her arms. The driver said: Ah! I have never seen such an ugly child! The woman was very unhappy and sat in the back row. A man asked, what's wrong with you? The woman said: The driver insulted me. The man said angrily, "Go and get even with him, and I'll hold the monkey for you ... A beautiful lady took out a paper towel from her bag and wiped her seat hard after getting on the bus." When she was about to sit down, she farted. A gentleman next to him listened and joked, "Miss really loves hygiene and has been blowing it for so long! One day, a family of three flies went to the toilet to eat. When mother fly and father fly had a good time, baby fly asked his mother, "Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?" "Father fly and mother fly looked at the baby and continued to eat without saying a word. After a while, Xiaofei asked again, "Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?" Mother fly was furious and said angrily to the little fly, "Go! Don't ask such disgusting things while eating! " ...