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Fairy's Singing —— A Collection of Chasing Wife in Crematorium
1. I won't marry this rich boy-Tong Rong.
2. "Like Addiction"-Yun Na Yue
3. The Kiss is Burning-Smoke under the City
4. Breaking the Cold Gold-Penglai Guest
5. "The Daily Prince Hit the Face"-Jump
1.? I won't marry this rich man-Tong Rong.
Copywriting 1
Hengli loves Henan for eight years, without dignity, but without desire. Once he repented, he decided to regain his self-esteem and leave the royal family.
At a friend's party, those who have always looked down on Hengli laughed: "Hengli, my friends bet how long you can last without looking for Nan Ge this time."
Hengli smiled in a low voice and took a sip of red wine. In the bright eyes, the water was moving.
"How long have you been gambling?"
"Three days!"
Hengli's eyes are cold: "I bet all my life." Ignore everyone's stunned eyes.
She turned around, but ran into He Nanfang who had been standing behind her.
After drinking too much wine, the tall man firmly buckled the woman who crashed into his arms: "Is it troublesome enough?"
Hengli left his arms calmly, without loving eyes and full of politeness: "Mr. He, please be careful, we have broken up."
Copywriting II
After Hengli and He Nanfang broke up, the paparazzi photographed the business tycoon He Nanfang staying at his old house with a mysterious woman late at night.
A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the tabloids came to interview the secret of the giants for the first time.
Gossip reporter: "Miss Li, Mr. He has a new lover. How do you feel now? "
Hengli raised his pointed forehead and looked at He Nan who was standing in front of the French window to sort out his suit.
Seeing the man bow his head slightly, he motioned her to wear a tie.
Hengli holds the phone: "The mood ... is more complicated!"
The reporter was full of joy: "Very painful? ! "
Hengli was about to nod when He Nanfang raised her eyebrows and took the phone in her hand.
A deep voice came from the other end of the phone: "New love? Whose? "
Book Review of The Little Fairy's Bookshelf
In the early stage, the female host was really humble to the male host, ridiculed by the male host's friends and looked down upon by everyone. Everyone thinks that a woman can do anything for a man, and she can't live without him all her life, just a dodder flower. The woman finally gave up under the torture day after day and never wanted to have contact with the man again.
But in fact, the man has long loved the woman, and he did not deliberately ignore her in the early stage, but in his growing environment, everyone did so. Especially as the heir of a big family, the man knows that the woman can't get pregnant and has no other thoughts. Naturally, he thought it would be good to adopt, and he began to take the initiative to be set up later.
Between two people from "huh? What are you going to do? " To "I know what you want." Then go to "um ... what can I do for you?" The development of the novel is extremely funny, the author's psychological description is in place, and both the bitterness of the female host and the growth of the male host are eye-catching.
2.? "Like Addiction"-Yun Na Yue
Shen Laosan has always been cold.
Only friends who grew up together dare to make fun of him, laugh at his abstinence and live like an ascetic.
Joke Shen Yanqing never answers.
It's been too long for onlookers to forget that he once had a woman.
There have also been moments of restraint, steelmaking around the fingers and softening.
That woman is as famous as her name.
He is addicted to it.
Book Review of The Little Fairy's Bookshelf
She fell into the water and jumped into the water to save her, but she wasn't thinking about her.
At that moment, she knew that she was just an adopted person and grew up under the kindness of Shenyang.
What qualifications do you have to stand with spoiled ladies?
So she left, leaving no souvenirs and walking neatly.
He should have been indifferent to her departure,
Since she decided to leave, it showed that she could live well in another country, so he comforted himself.
But five years later, seeing that she classified herself as a friend with no friendship, he couldn't stand it anymore.
Something else happened in those days. How can she turn around and never look back?
The initial introduction was so rough that I had to write a new introduction for it myself.
At the beginning of the article, the woman and the woman fell into the swimming pool at the same time, while the man in the distance only heard that the woman fell in, so he went to save the woman first. In the process of being rescued, it is said that the woman also fell. The man should have been rescued, but he was knocked down by the woman's brother. Finally, others helped save the woman.
The second girl in this article is a bit bad. Because of her poor health, she has the cheek to play Bai Lianhua. Her brother is also a scum. In order to vent his anger on his sister, he even married her best friend. Fortunately, the wicked in this family were finally punished by the man, and there was no way to scamper.
3.? Kiss is the burning smoke under the city.
Real wife chasing crematorium/age difference is 5 years old.
I am an independent photographer, a coquettish mouth and an arrogant gentleman.
The first time Wen Qiao saw Jojo, the man smiled at the angry crowd and talked about it, condescending, but asked her in a charitable tone, "Do you want to come back with me?"
Jovan is homeless. He looked up at him and nodded.
A friend joked that a philandering son could provoke such a little girl.
Later, on the night when Huo Ran was most needed, Zhuo Wen asked him, "Brother Huo Ran, can you go home now?"
The other end of the phone is Jojo's lazy banter. "Hey, don't be melodramatic, I'll be back soon."
Everyone booed: "Master Huo won't go back to coax your little sister, will he?"
"You keep a pet at home, and you are also responsible for giving her psychological counseling?"
Hung up the phone, Wen Qiao chuckled, packed up his things and disappeared without a trace.
Everyone laughed and asked, "Master Huo, I heard that your little sister ran away?"
The man's face puckered slightly and scarlet burned between his fingers, but he still said, "The little domestic cat that has been raised for so many years will come back by itself after a little suffering."
And then-
Finally, the rainy night blocked people's fire, and I couldn't tell whether it was rain or water on my face. I asked her, "Who said I would never leave me?"
Wen Qiao scoffed: "Master Huo, do you believe what women say? Does the rain enter the brain along the ear? "
The man was silent for a few seconds and finally changed his face. He hugged her wronged, and the voice in his ear was gentle and lonely. "One by one, go home. Please. "
Small theater:
Jojo patted her on the head. "Do you have a nickname?"
Qiao Wen shook his head.
Huo rubbed her heart. "Wen Wen is not obedient. Xiao Qiao called too many people. You are a freshman, and I will call you one by one in the future. "
"Only I can make a phone call." Huo Huo smiled beautifully and spoke arrogantly.
Qiao Wen concealed his joy and nodded his head.
# You are the only person I want to kiss in my life #-Jojo
Book Review of The Little Fairy's Bookshelf
In this paper, men tell everyone a truth with a long road of chasing their wives: they will not die if they don't die.
The man is one-on-one with the woman, but the man is controlling and paranoid. He brought up Xiao San from childhood, and everything about Xiao San was under his control. However, with the growth of age, the hostess began to have friends and the job and career she wanted to do, while the man just wanted to hold the hostess in his arms because of the shadow of his childhood and be his little wife forever.
The woman wanted to break through this bondage, which aroused the man's anger, but at this time the man didn't realize his mistake and just wanted to suppress it. So the man succeeded in committing suicide. Later, in order to save his little wife, he knelt down, got wet in the rain and ate dry vinegar. In the later period, the hostess was surrounded by a younger brother with green tea and fresh meat, and a gentle and considerate uncle. And the man is so angry that he brushes his sense of existence crazily. I haven't seen male green tea for a long time. This man's green tea brother is actually quite popular.
4.? Breaking the Cold Gold-Penglai Guest
If you don't accept cold gold, how can you win the emperor's heart?
How can you get the emperor's pity if you don't accept the cold shoulder?
……
Xie Changgeng, our envoy in Hexi, married Mufulan, the daughter of Changsha royal family.
On the wedding night, Xie Changgeng, who didn't even see what the bride looked like, finally returned home after half a year, only to find that she had returned to her family.
Although I am very dissatisfied, I can only pursue it.
Book Review of The Little Fairy's Bookshelf
A woman married a man in her last life, and the man who focused on his career went out that night. At first, both parties got married for their own interests, which was a political marriage. Although we respect each other as guests, it is not happiness.
So, after rebirth, the woman gave up the idea of waiting for the man in situ, patted her ass and took people back to China. At first, a man was forced to pick up a silly face, and later he was touched by the silly face, and he started a great career of chasing his wife.
In order to get the understanding of the hostess, it is also sad to ascend to the throne with a son who was the son of the hostess in his previous life but has no blood in this life, so he is actually a stranger with the male host.
What puzzles me is that apart from reading two poems, I can't see what it has to do with Hanjin. Why do you want to take this name?
5.? The daily life of the prince's jumping face
Jiang Nv likes Prince Chen Wen since she was a child. He turned himself into green tea for him. Finally, after touching Chen Wen's bottom line and hurting his cousin, he was divorced by Chen Wen in a rage.
Everyone thought that jumbo wouldn't let it go, but three days later jumbo opened the door and put it down completely.
She decided not to cover the lukewarm jade.
At that time, Prince Chen Wen divorced, thinking that he wouldn't care.
however ......
Chen Wen: "Who is that girl riding a horse?"
Subordinate: "Four girls in the Prime Minister's House."
Chen Wen is dazzling.
Chen Wen: "Who is the girl around Rui Wang?"
Subordinate: "Your Highness's ex-fiancee, Miss Jiangnuma."
Chen Wen is a little fidgety.
On a hot summer day, she came to him with a bright and charming smile on her face. When Chen Wen came to the ground, she saw her eyes gently jump over his face and walked towards Wang Rui behind him. There is a smile on his face instantly solidified.
Divorce for a period of time is very cool, chasing the wife crematorium, early abuse, and much sweeter later.
Book Review of The Little Fairy's Bookshelf
Because she is a loyal woman, she likes the man like a prince wholeheartedly since she was a child. The man knew that he had a crown princess when he was very young, and he decided that his crown princess could only be a woman. However, as a prince, this man always puts the country before his home. Although she is single-minded to the woman, she seems to be disdainful of being immersed in love with her children. He is used to the care of women and has no reaction to the same feelings. It's only a matter of time.
Under the deliberate provocation of the female match (because there are too few scenes, I can't even be a female two), the female host mistakenly thinks that the male host likes the female match, while the male host just wants to lead an honest and clean life and says "Break off an engagement". Since then, the hostess has been far away from home and even started dating others. Men find themselves wrong in the process of being pushed away by women again and again. When he saw that the little cousin of the woman's white lotus owner deliberately left a cake made by a woman for the man, but the man was reluctant to eat it, the cursing bookshelf was in a good mood.
Later, the plague broke out. In order to protect the female host, the male host did not hesitate to confront people with a sword. When he walked out of the plague city alive, he thoroughly saw his heart. From then on, he started a long road of chasing his wife, without shame and life. Rob your brother's wife, also rob your brother's grandparent's wife, but also be wary of all kinds of blind date objects who don't know when they will appear, which is also very interesting. What fool's sister helped her play a couple? She is partial to her brother. This is easy to do. If a prince is shameless, no one can do anything about him.
It's worth reading an article about chasing a wife, especially a few pairs of cp outside the fan. Fan Wai, the elder brother of the hostess, is also a short article about chasing his wife. Unfortunately, the woman's brother is not a man, and finally her wife ran away with someone else.
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