Common humorous comment about brothers who haven’t had a drink for a long time.

Part 1 of a humorous story about brothers who haven’t had a drink for a long time

1. Put all your worries in wine and keep them in your heart.

2. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

3. If grassroots cadres don’t drink, they have no hope at all.

4. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

5. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

6. It will be fine if you vomit when you are drunk, and you will be fine if you cry when you are hurt. That's all nonsense.

7. Drinking strong wine that is not drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

8. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

9. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

10. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

11. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

12. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

13. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

14. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all.

15. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

16. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

17. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

18. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

19. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it!

20. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin. Part 2 of a humorous story about brothers who haven’t had a drink for a long time

21. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

22. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can’t drink anymore.

23. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little, and you can drink without speculation.

24. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t make nonsense; make nonsense and don’t take nonsense.

25. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

26. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

27. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

28. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is nothing;

29. Don’t drink when you win, and act shamelessly when you lose.

30. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

31. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

32. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.

33. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

34. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament your ignorance.

35. Brothers don’t drink and have no affection at all.

36. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if not; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

37. Drunk to the point where the masses rolled their eyes, and the unit was short of funds; drunk to the point where the wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When the complaint was filed to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it: It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not. , we are also drunk every day!

38. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and recite poems to those who meet you.

39. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense when you talk, and your legs move when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you regret it when you get up in the morning.

40. It rains in the sky and droughts in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted. Part 3 of a humorous story about brothers who haven’t had a drink for a long time

41. Standing on your legs does not count if you drink.

42. The young man left home and his boss came back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

43. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

44. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

45. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

46. A woman who drinks is pouring wine, drinking is love, and being drunk is love.

47. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

48. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

49. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

50. One word lasts a lifetime, and one love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

51. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

52. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

53. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.

54. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

55. Strike first to win by surprise, strike later to take over the overall situation.

56. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking alcohol is like drinking water.

57. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

58. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. He will live like a eunuch and cannot make good friends;

59. I hate drinking, but I hate drinking. Like the one who makes me drink. [Compiled by MeiWEn]

60. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future. Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good brothers

Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good brothers Part 1

1. If you want people to not know, unless you toast.

2. As long as you are in good spirits, drink alcohol like water.

3. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink.

4. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

5. Make me resemble you, but you have forgotten me.

6. The theoretical basis of the winery battle is that you can do small things with a little wine, you can do big things with a big wine, you can do good things with a long time, and you can't do things without wine.

7. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

8. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

9. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

10. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

11. Able to drink without losing, leader secretary.

12. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

13. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

14. A thousand cups of wine are less than a thousand cups with a close friend. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

15. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, and drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

16. I can drink half a catty and drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

17. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be;

18. From now on, drink wine abandon.

19. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

20. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days! Part 2 of humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good friends

21. Two or three times a day, four or five taels per meal. The wine shop is like a battlefield, give your stomach to the party.

22. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

23. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

24. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, what’s so rare about me?

25. Drinking between friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

26. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

27. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

28. When the wine entered the throat, there was a crackling sound, like a desperate singing.

29. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

30. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

31. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can’t drink anymore.

32. If you have strong feelings, you can’t drink enough.

33. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

34. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

35. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

36. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the good Chinese wine?

37. With the Jialing River at my back, I drink wine as soup.

38. Don’t drink once, or you will fail every time.

39. Once I was drinking with the leader and others, and drank too much. At that time, my brain was too hot, so I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!"

40. Men If you don't drink, you'll live like a dog, and you'll be in vain. If you live like a eunuch, you won't be able to make good friends; Part 3 of humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good friends

41. How difficult is life? Wine is very choking, and eight times out of ten, drinking is not as good as it is.

42. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

43. Will you drink and die together?

44. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

45. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

46. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

47. Miss, please give me two bottles of alcohol.

48. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become;

49. A word lasts a lifetime, a glass of wine lasts a lifetime.

50. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave world heritage.

51. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

52. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

53. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

54. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the ground.

55. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

56. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

57. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

58. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

59. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is.

60. Put all your worries in wine and keep them in your heart. Sixty humorous sentences about good friends eating late night snacks and drinking wine

Sixty humorous sentences about good friends eating late night snacks and drinking wine (Part 1)

1. A woman who drinks is drunk. Wine, what you drink is love, what you drink is love.

2. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

3. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

4. Don’t want to drink, unwilling, unable to control.

5. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

6. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and vitality.

7. Drinking should be done among friends, no matter whether it is easy or wrong.

8. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

9. If I get drunk again, I will regret it when my wife and children are separated.

10. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, it will be difficult to get promoted.

11. If you have deep feelings, you will feel bored. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

12. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

13. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

14. You drink to get drunk. I drink to sober up from other kinds of drunkenness.

15. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

16. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

17. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

18. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s still too early for promotion.

19. With my excited heart and trembling hands, I just want to have a drink with you

20. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of drinking nowadays? Humorous sentences about late night supper and drinking among good friends (Part 2)

21. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

22. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

23. Drinking is everywhere in life.

24. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, so it doesn't feel like I'm in the human world.

25. From now on, throw away the wine.

26. I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile with tears in my eyes, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.

27. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

28. It rains in the sky and droughts in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

29. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

30. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pot heads.

31. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

32. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

33. Strike first to win by surprise, strike later to take over the overall situation.

34. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

35. If you drink too much, you will lose your talent. Hard to find, take the lead in drinking, future leader

36. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

37. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too little, and you can drink without speculation.

38. Give wine to the east wind and be calm.

39. Discipline inspection officials do not drink, so there is no clue at all.

40. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time. Humorous sentences about late-night snacks and drinking between good friends (Part 3)

41. I get drunk every day on revolutionary wine, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is damaged. decrease.

42. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

43. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

44. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

45. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

46. Thousands of mangroves and clouds on the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun as it looks at each other.

47. A word lasts a lifetime, and a lifetime of love consumes a glass of wine.

48. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

49. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

50. Those who died in the war are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [Compiled by Www.QunZou.Com]

51. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; level things up with superiors and level them with subordinates. !

52. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink.

53. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor's speech, half a catty is nothing;

54. Whoever toasts to the leader, the leader may not remember; whoever does not toast to the leader, the leader will definitely remember him.

55. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

56. Emotions are so strong that they can’t stop drinking.

57. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

58. When there is no rain in the sky and drought on the ground, it is not a big deal to replace wine with tea. Drinking like this will make God resentful.

59. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

60. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk! A collection of funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking wine (59 items)

A collection of funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking wine Part 1

1. The sound of the thousand-year-old crane is on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup. .

2. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

3. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, and the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

4. People are drifting in the world, how can they not get high?

5. Life is like a dream, how much joy is there?

6. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall. A pound and a half of wine can’t walk.

7. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is to be with someone. Who was he drinking with?

8. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

9. When you are drunk or awake, your mentality is different!

10. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

11. I have strong feelings and don’t drink enough.

12. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

13. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

14. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

15. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

16. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

17. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

18. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

19. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

20. I was never the name you called out when you were drunk, I was just the one who stood at the cusp of time to accompany you. The woman you grew up with. Part Two of Funny and Humorous Short Sentences about Brothers Drinking

21. People can’t live without wine in the world, and how can they not be drunk in the world?

22. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

23. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

24. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

25. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

26. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

27. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

28. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

29. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

30. Drinking is everywhere in life.

31. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

32. Wine gives people courage, and wine makes people passionate.

33. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the ground.

34. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

35. Brothers don’t drink and have no affection at all.

36. A word lasts a lifetime, and love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

37. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

38. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

39. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.

40. If you don’t get drunk even if you drink like this, who will sleep on the side of the road? Three funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking.

41. Running away as soon as you drink is too early for promotion.

42. It is a sin to drink wine without drinking it

43. The amount of wine is the courage, the bottle is the level, the style of wine is the style, and the morality of wine is the character.

44. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

45. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

46. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

47. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

48. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

49. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

50. The theoretical basis of the winery campaign is that you can do small things with a little wine, you can do big things with a big wine, you can do good things with a long time, and you can't do things without wine.

51. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

52. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

53. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

54. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

55. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

56. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

57. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

58. Grassroots cadres do not drink and have no expectations at all.

59. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother. Recommended humorous sentences for drinking in 2022 (general 60 sentences)

Recommended humorous sentences for drinking in 2022 (Part 1)

1. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

2. Half a pound of wine is not a good drink. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with half a pound of wine.

3. Years of lovesickness can only be expressed with two ounces of white wine.

4. If you don’t get drunk once in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

5. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots.

6. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

7. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

8. My excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you

9. If the relationship is iron or not, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; if the relationship is deep or not, If it's deep, then you won't be afraid of getting a diabetic injection.

10. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

11. Would you like to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

12. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

13. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain.

14. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

15. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

16. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

17. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

18. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

19. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

20. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers. Recommended humorous sentences for drinking in 2022 (Part 2)

21. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is on top and I am on the bottom, you can name as many as you want.

22. Just two bites?

23. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don’t be too tired in life.

24. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

25. The leader may not remember whoever toasts the leader; the leader will definitely remember who does not toast the leader.

26. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

27. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

28. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

29. It will be better if you vomit when you are drunk, and you will be better if you cry when you are hurt. That's all nonsense.

30. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

31. Once I was drinking with the leader and others. I drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!"

32. Civilian If the people don't drink, they won't have any joy at all.

33. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and you can drink without speculation.

34. Standing with both feet, drinking does not count.

35. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

36. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

37. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

38. Drinking is a must between friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

39. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

40. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all. Recommended humorous sentences for drinking in 2022 (Part 3)

41. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

42. The kind that will perish together if you drink

43. Those who know how to drink two taels and five taels should be cultivated as comrades!

44. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

45. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

46. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

47. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

48. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, and the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

49. The young man left home and his boss came back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

50. One drink costs nine taels, focus on training.

51. Move your butt to show respect.

52. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first;

53. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag it along the floor.

54. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

55. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

56. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

57. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

58. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

59. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense and walk with your legs crossed. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it in the morning.

60. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Love is a glass of wine that makes anyone drunk. . Common funny and humorous copywriting for girlfriends drinking wine (50 items)

Weird and humorous copywriting for girlfriends drinking wine (Part 1)

1. The theoretical basis for conquering the winery is that small wine can do small things, and big wine can do small things. It takes a long time to do big things, but nothing can be done without wine.

2. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.

3. Years of lovesickness can only be expressed with two ounces of white wine.

4. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!

5. Drinking strong wine that is not drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

6. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is.

7. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

8. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s too early for promotion.

9. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

10. Toast while standing, with two glasses of wine waiting.

11. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and recite poems to those who meet you.

12. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

13. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all.

14. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

15. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

16. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

17. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right. Funny and humorous copywriting for best friends drinking (Part 2)

18. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I get drunk!

19. A woman who drinks is pouring wine, drinking is love, and being drunk is love.

20. Generally don’t drink. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

21. Once I was drinking with the leader and others. I drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!"

22. Everything Anti-alcoholists are all tigresses!

23. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

24. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

25. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

26. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

27. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense when you talk, and your legs move when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you regret it when you wake up in the morning.

28. Only when you are drunk and ambitious can you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

29. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea.

30. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

31. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

32. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

33. In the white emperor's colorful clouds, everything is easy;

34. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard to the death. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats. Funny and humorous copywriting about best friends drinking (Part 3)

35. In life, drinking is everywhere.

36. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

37. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

38. He told me not to drink because my stomach would hurt. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

39. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

40. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

41. Thousands of mangroves and clouds on the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.

42. A thousand cups of wine are less than a thousand cups with a close friend. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

43. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

44. Will you drink and die together?

45. How can one walk around the world without drinking?

46. Strike first to win by surprise, strike later to take over the overall situation.

47. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

48. Don’t talk nonsense after drinking! Don’t cry or make trouble! Don’t think the universe is yours! Make random calls, don’t send random WeChat messages! Can do the above! You drink hammer wine! Waste of money!

49. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

50. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.