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1, life is like a trip, you may roll over somewhere.

2, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

5.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

6. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

7. Why not study bulletproof vests with your face?

8. I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

9. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

10, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

1 1, there is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

12, hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

13, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

14, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

15, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

16, the teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

17. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. There is only one mother.

18, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

19. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

20. Let the storm come more violently and let the date get wet.

2 1. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

22. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

23. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

24. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish. Quotations from Weibo

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

26. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

29. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

30. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

3 1, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

34. Take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint and continue to drag.

35. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

36, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand.

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

40. If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

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1, life is like a trip, you may roll over somewhere. 2, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

5.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

6. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

7. Why not study bulletproof vests with your face?

8. I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

9. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

10, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

1 1, there is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that it is not widely advertised.

12, hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

13, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

14, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

15, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

16, the teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

17. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. There is only one mother.

18, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

19. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

20. Let the storm come more violently and let the date get wet.

2 1. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

22. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my motherland.

23. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

24. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish. Quotations from Weibo

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

26. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

29. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

30. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

3 1, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

34. Take the child by the hand and drag him away. The child fainted if he didn't leave, and then kept dragging.

35. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

36, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand.

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

40. If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

Popular classic quotations

The latest popular classic quotation 1, don't complain about society, society is the real version of the university.

Please cherish the woman who followed you when you were young. Because at that time, you had no money or status, and she was in her prime.

3, a person walking in the street, thinking of gentle you!

4. Isn't it nice to walk alone, laugh alone and walk alone in the street?

I pretend to be strong in front of you, but I don't want you to see my jokes.

6. I love you, okay? But will you love me?

7, life is like a play, all by acting.

8. A strong woman will cry, but never lose. Wait, you'll be mine!

9, bad thoroughly. Cry bitterly.

10, you think those three words are I love you, but when you turn your head to listen, they are just teasing you.

1 1. I thought I could quit love, internet and sadness, but I forgot that it was you who was the hardest to quit.

12, I was abandoned by you. I'm not coming back. I wish you happiness.

13, because all the trust is given to you. So I have to bear the ending.

14, happiness is still unknown, but dependence is indispensable.

15, breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can!

16, I just found that my feelings are so fragile now, and your love is so out of reach for me.

17, I can't live without you. Will you come back soon?

18 Please don't do this to me, okay?

19, if the sunflower can't find a smile, then the sun will always accompany the sunflower.

20. Fish's memory is only 7 seconds. Seven seconds later, everything starts from scratch. If I can, I'd rather be the fish with only seven seconds of memory.

2 1, people who can't be confident and proud are because there is something called inferiority and weakness in their bones.

22, wine is not intoxicating, people are drunk. There is still no way to forget you.

23. Love is always a thousand times. How can we love without being abandoned or hurt?

24. I am so sad to be separated from you and farther and farther away from you. This feeling is really hard.

25. People can't stay, but their hearts can't stay.

26, suddenly found that the world no longer belongs to me, my existence may just add a quota to the world.

27. Is there a person as warm as the sun who can dry all the sadness?

28. Stop crying. The world will not be unhappy because of your emotions.

29. Although people nowadays want money secretly, they have to be shameless on the surface.

30, a brother, a lifetime brother! If we all go from one place to another in the future, we should always remember our original dreams. Time is testing us, but I haven't forgotten my brother.

3 1. Actually, there is only one piece of paper left between us. I wonder if we should change the next piece of paper.

Whether you love me or not, I will wait for you here. I will respect your opinion whether you go or not.

33. If you don't really love each other, let go and wish her happiness.

34. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

35. Buses run every 5 minutes; The subway runs every 3 minutes; Our love will last a lifetime.

36. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I catch a cold, I hope I can take another bath in the future.

37. A smile is like a band-aid. Although it covers the wound, it still hurts.

I'd rather go back to loneliness than you spoil my love like this.

39. The value of life lies in how brave you live.

40. Sunflowers thought they could not live without the sun, but did not find that they could not live without the soil.

4 1. If one day, my signature is not updated frequently, it proves that I am doing well.

42. I still have a little ambiguity about you.

43. I think I can be happy alone. I think I can live alone and pretend not to have loved.

44. God created women, and women hurt men.

I only care about you, so I beg you, don't let me leave you, I can't feel the slightest affection except you.

46. If you can't indulge in loving you, let go. Don't worry, I won't pretend to be poor to keep you.

47. It's been a year. Is this fake or true?

48. The happiness you give is far less than a few words from others.

49, injured wings, who can help me heal.

50. You called me baby the other day. I see the whole world smiling.

5 1. If I say I'm fine now, can you not show up?

If you want to do things well, you have to do it yourself.

53. Is everything I stand for worth it? Did I choose everything right? I gave up without regret.

54. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

55. No one can see through life, and no one knows the future. Don't try to be brave, live so hypocritical, in the eyes of others, you are just an egg, and no one in this world will obey anyone!

56. I laughed at my high vision. I don't think I care about you as much as I thought.

57. It's still raining outside the window, and I've been crying.

58. I love you, so I gladly accept all the treatment I have received after being with you.

59. Is anyone there? You've been trying to forget him all your life.

60. Like maple leaves falling in autumn, you are my most beautiful scenery. I know, in your heart, I'm just too young to see.

6 1. Being friends is a feeling. Some people will not be friends for decades, and some people will know that they will be friends as soon as they meet.

62. It's not the woman who gets hurt in love, but the person she loves deeply.

63. I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for beauty.

64, people can't live too comfortable, too comfortable will cause problems.

65. The most important thing between men and women is not to love each other, but to appreciate each other.

I can stand any lie you tell, but I can't say that you like me.

It's not your fault, it's mine.

68. I can forgive a person who has betrayed me countless times, but you always feel that this is what I should do.

69. I know we won't be together in the end. Knowing that they will hurt each other in the end. Better late than early.

70. Loneliness is not innate, but the moment you fall in love with someone.

7 1, even if there is no happy ending, I still love you and the people I love without regrets.

72. Now we are like broken vases. Even if you stick them together piece by piece, we can't get back to the original appearance after all.

Dandelion finally chose to leave, and I am still waiting here.

74. It turns out that love never really existed until it was hurt.

75. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

76. Mom said that no one is worth your tears, and the only one who is, won't make you cry.

77. I went back, but the distance became the reason why we broke up.

78. Watching you in my mind and spending every sleepless night.

79. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor happy, but everything is just right.

80. Commitment is always fragile, and memories are always unparalleled.

8 1. Sunflowers will die without the sun, and they will die very sadly without the sun.

82, some things, let it stay in my heart, until the white hair, can feel its existence.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

84. You copy and paste the promise you once told me to your new lover.

85. The biggest difference between men and women is that men are animals that think with their brains, while women are animals that think with their limbs.

86. Love is like a bubble in the sun, half bright and half dark.

87. The best way for a man to cherish is to let him never get it, and the best way for a woman to cherish is to satisfy her constantly!

88. Men can lean on the sofa when they are tired, and women can choose to lean on men's shoulders when they are tired.

89. Don't think that your injection can save the whole necrotic circulatory system just because you are a healthy red blood cell.

90. Russia will lead a proud life with my far-fetched smile!

9 1, learn to forget and know how to give up. You are so careless, why should I be infatuated?

92. Any unknown emotion is reasonable as long as it exists.

93. All roads lead to nowhere, and sleepless nights are fascinating.

94. Actually, I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. It is better to wait and see your happiness from a distance.

95. I asked for trouble. He doesn't love you at all. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself.

96. I am completely in love with you, and I am completely defeated by you.

97. I fell in love with her and didn't want to talk to her when I was with her. I really missed her after I left her. I can only say in my heart that I love her.

98. Do you remember that you were weak and afraid? You are also troubled by trifles.

Remember the way we love each other and how much I love you.

100, we are all old and can't stand the test of love.

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A person's life cannot be smooth sailing, there will always be some ups and downs. To tide over the difficulties, we must hone ourselves into an indomitable strong man in the face of difficulties, and get up when we fall. The following are the latest popular classic quotations about 20xx, welcome to read!

1, don't complain about society, society is the real version of the university.

Please cherish the woman who followed you when you were young. Because at that time, you had no money or status, and she was in her prime.

3, a person walking in the street, thinking of gentle you!

4. Isn't it nice to walk alone, laugh alone and walk alone in the street?

I pretend to be strong in front of you, but I don't want you to see my jokes.

6. I love you, okay? But will you love me?

7, life is like a play, all by acting.

8. A strong woman will cry, but never lose. Wait, you'll be mine!

9, bad thoroughly. Cry bitterly.

10, you think those three words are "I love you", but you are "teasing" when you turn to listen.

1 1. I thought I could quit love, internet and sadness, but I forgot that it was you who was the hardest to quit.

12, I was abandoned by you. I'm not coming back. I wish you happiness.

13, because all the trust is given to you. So I have to bear the ending.

14, happiness is still unknown, but dependence is indispensable.

15, breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can!

16, I just found that my feelings are so fragile now, and your love is so out of reach for me.

17, I can't live without you. Will you come back soon?

18 Please don't do this to me, okay?

19, if the sunflower can't find a smile, then the sun will always accompany the sunflower.

20. Fish's memory is only 7 seconds. Seven seconds later, everything starts from scratch. If I can, I'd rather be the fish with only seven seconds of memory.

2 1, people who can't be confident and proud are because there is something called inferiority and weakness in their bones.

22, wine is not intoxicating, people are drunk. There is still no way to forget you.

23. Love is always a thousand times. How can we love without being abandoned or hurt?

24. I am so sad to be separated from you and farther and farther away from you. This feeling is really hard.

25. People can't stay, but their hearts can't stay.

26, suddenly found that the world no longer belongs to me, my existence may just add a quota to the world.

27. Is there a person as warm as the sun who can dry all the sadness?

28. Stop crying. The world will not be unhappy because of your emotions.

29. Although people nowadays want money secretly, they have to be shameless on the surface.

30, a brother, a lifetime brother! If we all go from one place to another in the future, we should always remember our original dreams. Time is testing us, but I haven't forgotten my brother.

3 1. Actually, there is only one piece of paper left between us. I wonder if we should change the next piece of paper.

Whether you love me or not, I will wait for you here. I will respect your opinion whether you go or not.

33. If you don't really love each other, let go and wish her happiness.

34. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

35. Buses run every 5 minutes; The subway runs every 3 minutes; Our love will last a lifetime.

36. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I catch a cold, I hope I can take another bath in the future.

37. A smile is like a band-aid. Although it covers the wound, it still hurts.

I'd rather go back to loneliness than you spoil my love like this.

39. The value of life lies in how brave you live.

40. Sunflowers thought they could not live without the sun, but did not find that they could not live without the soil.

4 1. If one day, my signature is not updated frequently, it proves that I am doing well.

42. I still have a little ambiguity about you.

43. I think I can be happy alone. I think I can live alone and pretend not to have loved.

44. God created women, and women hurt men.

I only care about you, so I beg you, don't let me leave you, I can't feel the slightest affection except you.

46. If you can't indulge in loving you, let go. Don't worry, I won't pretend to be poor to keep you.

47. It's been a year. Is this fake or true?

48. The happiness you give is far less than a few words from others.

49, injured wings, who can help me heal.

50. You called me baby the other day. I see the whole world smiling.

5 1. If I say I'm fine now, can you not show up?

If you want to do things well, you have to do it yourself.

53. Is everything I stand for worth it? Did I choose everything right? I gave up without regret.

54. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

55. No one can see through life, and no one knows the future. Don't try to be brave, live so hypocritical, in the eyes of others, you are just an egg, and no one in this world will obey anyone!

56. I laughed at my high vision. I don't think I care about you as much as I thought.

57. It's still raining outside the window, and I've been crying.

58. I love you, so I gladly accept all the treatment I have received after being with you.

59. Is anyone there? You've been trying to forget him all your life.

60. Like maple leaves falling in autumn, you are my most beautiful scenery. I know, in your heart, I'm just too young to see.

6 1. Being friends is a feeling. Some people will not be friends for decades, and some people will know that they will be friends as soon as they meet.

62. It's not the woman who gets hurt in love, but the person she loves deeply.

63. I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for beauty.

64, people can't live too comfortable, too comfortable will cause problems.

65. The most important thing between men and women is not to love each other, but to appreciate each other.

I can stand any lie you tell, but I can't say that you like me.

It's not your fault, it's mine.

68. I can forgive a person who has betrayed me countless times, but you always feel that this is what I should do.

69. I know we won't be together in the end. Knowing that they will hurt each other in the end. Better late than early.

70. Loneliness is not innate, but the moment you fall in love with someone.

7 1, even if there is no happy ending, I still love you and the people I love without regrets.