The "pistachio" of our class

The "Pistachio" of our class 1

There is a classmate in our class. Because he is lively, funny and loves to tell jokes, the classmates all Call him "Pistachio."

One time, I was drinking water. I just took a big sip when I saw him walking towards me. When I saw something bad, I hurriedly swallowed the water into my stomach. As soon as he saw me, he said: "Once, an officer asked the artillerymen to practice loading people into the barrel and launching them. The artillerymen asked the officer to demonstrate first. The officer climbed into the barrel himself, and the artillerymen hurriedly When the gun was fired, there was only a "boom" sound, and a puff of black smoke came out of the barrel, but no officer was found shooting out of the barrel. The artillerymen hurriedly opened the charging door at the back of the cannon to check, but they crawled out of the barrel. Come out with a dark person..." Before he could finish his words, I had already squirted out all the water I had not swallowed just now.

Another time, another classmate and I were playing skipping, and he came over and said: "Once in a math class, the teacher asked Wang Xiaobing, if two straight lines intersect, one of them intersects perpendicularly, and the other What intersection? Wang Xiaobing said, there are Hainan bananas and Guangxi bananas. “We all tripped over the rope.

Students, do you think this "pistachio" in our class is funny? He is my good friend: Qi Yufan, the "Pistachio" of our class 2

I have a good friend, because she is lively, funny, has strong imitation skills, and especially loves to tell jokes, so everyone calls her Her "pistachio" - Wang Yiran.

Wang Yiran’s mind is full of fantastic ideas, and a common question can make us laugh with her clever words. I remember when we were studying the text "Grape Valley", Teacher Guo asked us if Grape Valley was beautiful? We all said in unison: "Beautiful". At this time, Wang Yiran suddenly sang: "I am beautiful, beautiful, beautiful." This caused several classmates to sing along: "I am drunk, drunk, drunk." It made us burst into laughter. .

I really admire Wang Yiran. He has such a rich imagination and actually remembered this song at this time. He is so "talented".

This is the "pistachio" of our class - Wang Yiran, a lively and cheerful girl. Without her, there would be no laughter in the class. The "pistachio" of our class 3

Speaking of the "pistachio" of our class----Xie Jikai, I will talk endlessly.

Let me first tell you about his appearance. He has a pair of big round eyes under his short black eyebrows; and his face is always full of smiles, making him look very honest. Just by looking at her appearance, you can tell that he is a funny person.

Once, the teacher ordered a general cleaning, leaving only the students on duty in the classroom, while the other students went outside to play. At the beginning, there was a lot of noise outside the classroom. The teacher asked a classmate to take charge of the discipline, but the classmates did not listen to him. At this time, Xie Jikai came over and sang a line from his mouth: "Which of you hasn't taken a shower in a few days?" It attracted so many mosquitoes! ’’ The students on duty all burst into laughter after hearing this, while the students who had been talking endlessly just now stopped talking.

Another time, after class, a bunch of classmates gathered around Xie Jikai - they were listening to his jokes! Before I knew it, I was in class. Xie Jikai, who was showing off his power just now, jumped down from the table. Unexpectedly, a big hole was caught in his coat by a nail on the table. Suddenly, his face turned as red as a big apple and he no longer dared to speak. All the classmates beside him burst out laughing.

This is the "pistachio" of our class----Xie Jikai, a lively and cheerful little boy! He brought a lot of happiness to our class! The "Pistachio" of our class 4

On the podium, He Yaozheng was "ordered by the teacher" to copy down the tools needed for the next art class for the whole class. He drew one stroke at a time and wrote conscientiously, and from time to time he used the blackboard to erase the words that he thought were unsightly... We sat on our seats, holding pens, and copied every word of his "dystocia". In the classroom, dissatisfaction gradually grew.

At this time, Wu Zhixuan, who had always been naughty, quietly walked up to the podium and quickly kicked He Yao's thin butt. He Yao screamed in inexplicable pain. The students laughed when they saw it.

I saw Chen Yanlong laughing so hard; Zheng Le laughed heartily, threw his head back, and sat down on the floor; some people slapped the table happily, and some people were covering their stomachs and pointing. Wu Zhixuan was so laughing that he was speechless...Wu Zhixuan would definitely not miss this opportunity to "perform". After He Yao turned around, he stuck out his butt and kept patting He Yao, while turning his head and facing He Yao. Yao made a face. The whole class laughed harder, and laughter filled the classroom of Class 5 (8)...

This is the happy fruit of our class---Wu Zhixuan. "Pistachio" 5 in our class

Do you have pistachios in your class? The pistachio of our class is Wang Rongrui.

Once, we were all memorizing the text seriously. But Pistachio stretched out his orchid finger on the side and imitated us girls. Made us laugh. At this time, Pistachio spoke again: "I hate it, don't talk about me." After saying that, he walked away. As a result, a few of us were left laughing so hard that we couldn't stand upright. On a Friday afternoon, we were getting ready to finish school when suddenly a voice said: "Look, Wang Rongrui is so funny." Everyone followed the voice and saw that he put the table cover on his head and imitated the chicken mother, mouthing. He also said: "Hello, my chicken babies." Pistachio made the whole class laugh again.

We still have many pistachio stories. I was laughing so hard while writing this. What about you? The "Pistachio" of our class 6

The "Pistachio" of our class Pistachio is originally a nut food such as melon seeds. She is extraordinary. She is not for food, she is a person. . She has a pair of big, lively eyes, a small mouth that can't be closed when she smiles, two movable ears "wandering" around her head, and a medium-sized nose hanging in the center of her face. She really looks like A conductor who is playing is also conducting in the center. She is the "Pistachio" of our class. Her nickname is also called Pistachio. Once, a female classmate was bullied by a male classmate. The female classmate burst into tears in her seat. Although the cry was not loud, it also aroused the disgust of several people. They asked "Pistachio" for advice and made the female classmate laugh. "Pistachio" swaggered over and asked her comfortingly, but she said nothing. Some people said, "Why are you putting on airs? You keep crying!" But "Pistachio" still comforted her and returned it to the female classmate. She told a very funny joke, and the people sitting next to us burst out laughing. She saw us laughing, and slowly, her crying face immediately turned into a smiling face, and "the clouds turned sunny"! Someone also said: "The "Pistachio" in our class is really like a magician, turning crying people into laughing people." Waves of praises came to "Pistachio", but "Pistachio" said: "You request When I help her, I also help my classmates!" "Pistachio" smiled from ear to ear. She is the "pistachio" of our class. The "pistachio" of our class 7

The pistachio of our class is my good friend.

He has a pair of watery eyes, a nose like a slide, and a pair of shell-like ears on both sides of his head. He has slightly dark yellow skin and a small mouth, and he speaks with witty remarks.

He is a helpful person. One time, it was pouring rain outside, and I forgot to bring an umbrella. I was worried about what to do. Suddenly, I heard a crisp voice: "Didn't you bring an umbrella? Let's go home together!" It turned out to be the pistachio of our class. So, we walked home in the rain talking and laughing.

Another time, the teacher handed out the test papers. Many people failed the test and were very upset. The pistachios in the class comforted many people, and the deserted classroom suddenly became lively.

One time during the National Day, our class held a cake betting activity, and someone won the first prize and took away the gift. Then someone won the first prize and snatched the gift away. The first person to win the top prize cried sadly, and our pistachio even gave him his gift.

This is the pistachio of our class. Whenever we encounter difficulties, he will help us and make everyone get along friendly and happily. The "Pistachio" of our class 8

Everyone has read the story of "Little Puppet", where the little puppet can only laugh. There is such a person in our class, that is - Li Jixuan .

I remember it was a Monday afternoon, there was a physical education class, and I happened to meet my good friend Hongxing, who can also be said to be a relative of Li Jixuan. I wanted to make a joke with him, so I used my manual After giving him a slap, he turned his face away, and I said to him, do you know Hongxing? He smiled, thought for a moment, and said, "I think I know him." After that, he patted me on the head and laughed. We thought he was unreasonable, so we went after him with my good friend, and he was still laughing non-stop. The two of us got angry, so we said, "Li Jixuan, where are you running from?" He laughed loudly, his eyes curved into crescents, and now there were really three "crescents" on his face. He could really smile. we said. He finally stopped running away, so we started beating him, but it had no effect at all. He still smiled playfully and didn't mean any pain at all.

Look, he is really the "pistachio" of our class. This is the happy king of our class. With him, our class will laugh constantly; with him, our class will always be full of happiness. Do you think he is the pistachio of our class? The "pistachio" of our class 9

In class, he makes the class no longer boring. In games, he fills us with laughter and laughter. He is the pistachio of our class. He has a round, chubby little face, a pair of funny and flexible eyes embedded under his light eyebrows, and a knowledgeable mouth under his small nose.

In a Chinese class, Teacher Wan said: "Who can make a sentence with no matter...?" Yang Zhikang said loudly: "No matter how many homework are assigned today, I will finish them. "Teacher Wan took the opportunity to make a joke with us: "Okay, I will give you more homework today, and you will all finish it anyway." At this time, all the students in our class were crying. "Pistachio" He said with his eloquent little mouth: "Teacher Wan, I have one more thing to say, no matter how much homework there is today, I will not do it." The whole class burst into laughter. He is so different, he is like this Funny, with a hint of wit.

He not only brings us happiness, but he also cares about others!

He and I were at the same table. Once, I caught a cold and didn’t go to school for a few days. He not only helped me make up for the homework I had missed, but also always reminded me of some details. Really thoughtful.

Although he is not a comedian, he gives us happiness; although he is not our family, he can always bring us warmth... He is our pistachio - Wang Yiluo. The "Pistachio" of our class 10

Speaking of the pistachio of our class - Luo Zihang, everyone knows about him. Everyone laughs when he talks about his happy things. He has short black hair and black eyes. He also has a fat face and a chubby body. He was wearing a black sweater, black trousers, and black sneakers. He is relatively poor in studies. We like to call him Luo Bo Gen'er because his surname is Luo.

Once Luo Zihang saw Cheng Yixun's two sheep's head buns and said: "Cheng Yixun, there are two large eggs in your two sheep's head buns, and there is ABCDEFG in the eggs." This sentence It made us burst into laughter.

Another time, Pistachio Luo Zihang in our class saw Deng Lin and said: "Deng Lin, I will give you a few nicknames now. These nicknames are beef stew, mutton stew and stew." Chicken." We laughed after hearing this, but Deng Lin left angrily.

This is the pistachio Luo Zihang in our class. He loves to make fun of others. The "pistachio" of our class 11

A person with distinctive characteristics always leaves a deep impression on others. Even if we meet by chance, his or her voice, smile, appearance, and gestures will leave a lasting impression on others. It lingers in my heart.

The person I want to introduce is our "pistachio" Ding Zhan, who makes our class full of laughter.

I remember one time, during the eye exercises in physical education class, Ding Zhan stuffed two balloons into his clothes, turned to Zheng Kangcheng and said, "Come on, handsome guy." As soon as Ding Zhan finished speaking, everyone They laughed heartily, and some people slapped the table as hard as they could. Ding Zhan took the opportunity to say again: "Come on, handsome guy, come on." Zheng Kangcheng turned around and had to show a smile.

Another time, when we were in the "Devil's Class" math class, Ding Zhan quickly stood on the stool while the teacher was writing a question on the blackboard, twisting his butt left and right. We really couldn't hold it in. After stopping, we laughed secretly. No matter how quietly we laughed, we still couldn't escape the teacher's control. The teacher turned around and said with a smile: "Ding Zhan, for the sake of how cute you are, stay with me tonight." Come on!"

This is the "Pistachio" Ding Zhan of our class. The "pistachio" of our class 12

The "pistachio" of our class is Lin XX, who often makes us laugh and cry.

Teacher Wei gave Wu XX a title: "The Oracle King". After class, Lin XX said to Wu XX: "Let's have a competition in writing oracle bone inscriptions!" Wu XX always replied nonchalantly: "Let's compete, who is afraid of you? I am already the king of oracle bone inscriptions, then I Just write first!" Wu XX always did what he said. He immediately picked up the pen and wrote a word casually. Lin XX grabbed the paper and deliberately made him proud: "The handwriting is so beautiful! You can write better than me!" Wu XX was really proud after hearing this: "You compare with me in writing oracle bone inscriptions, it's better for me. It's a piece of cake, it's your turn to write next!" Lin XX said: "You only write one, I will write five!" "Okay!" After Lin Yangxu finished writing, Wu Hao looked at it and said, "No. It’s just one word! I wrote it myself!” Lin Yangxu mocked Wu Hao and said, “You have been studying for four years and you still can’t read and count. Also, your eyes are crazy. Big problem, hurry up and ask your parents to get you a pair of glasses! Look carefully, although this word is written by you, there are four words below, "Lin XX book", can you see it? "Wu XX can you take it?" He couldn't say anything to refute Lin XX, so he had to admit defeat. We watched on the sidelines, making our stomachs hurt from laughing.

This is the "little pistachio" in our class. Do you like him? The "pistachio" of our class 13

If you see a classmate in school who is of average height, has a fat body, has disheveled clothes, talks very funny, and especially loves singing and dancing, then this classmate must be He is the "pistachio" of our class - Wu You.

Sometimes, in order to look cool, Wu You would put a little water in his hair. He has a pair of piercing eyes and a eloquent mouth. Look at him singing on the podium right now. During recess, he would dance from time to time. You see, he was already standing on tiptoes, one step forward, one step back, one step left, one step right, dancing gracefully. His waist was as thick as a small bucket, but he still worked hard to twist like a snake, making the students around him laugh. But he looked at us with innocent eyes and kept giggling. I think he must also think he is very funny.

Looking at our smiles, he jumped more and more energetically, like an acrobat, and greeted the audience. After a while, he invited the students: "Hey, handsome guys, do you want to dance together, beauties?" His voice was so enthusiastic that people couldn't help but want to dance together and immerse themselves in a sea of ??joy...

Wu You often brings a lively atmosphere to our class and is a veritable "pistachio" of our class. The "pistachio" of our class 14

She has a pair of big watery eyes, a flat nose, and a small mouth. She is the "pistachio" of our class - Mao Ziying.

Whenever I'm sad, she's the only one who can make me laugh because she has a trick.

I remember one time, we were playing on the big rock at the entrance of the gymnasium. Suddenly, I fell to the ground. I screamed in pain. Everyone came to comfort me, but it had no effect at all. At this time, Mao Ziying came over and said mysteriously: "Let me come!" I saw her pushing her tongue to her lips and beating her chest with her hands, and a "gorilla" appeared in front of me, "Haha !” I laughed, and my legs didn’t hurt at all. "Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted!" Mao Ziying sang in her hoarse voice, and occasionally stood on her feet Jumping and spinning around in circles from time to time, making the adults laugh.

What a real "pistachio!"

Another time, when I couldn't do my homework, she walked up to me again and kept chattering, and I yelled. , not only was she not scared, she even shouted to me: "Ah! Go play quickly!" I was deafened by her noise, and I also shouted: "What do you want to do?" "Hey, hey, nothing!" Her voice It was so light that I almost couldn't hear it. I huddled up and looked at me with pitiful eyes. It was so funny! I drove her away like a duck, but she was still saying on the way: "If you don't take a shower during spring sleep, mosquitoes bite you everywhere. I got ten bites, but you just don't take a shower!" "Hahaha!" I laughed. While pulling her into the room, she calmed down.

How is it? After listening to the two stories I told you, do you want to be friends with her? If you want, then go to Class 3 (2) of Zhongshan Primary School to find her. If you can't find her, please contact the phone number xx! The "Pistachios" of our class 15

There are many "celebrities" in our class, such as the "Four Heavenly Kings", "Learning Triangle" and other nicknames given by the students. Among the titles among the "Four Heavenly Kings", the one that impressed me the most was "Pistachio".

He has a pair of watery eyes, flickering, and a cute mouth under his chubby face. He talks and talks endlessly. He weighs more than 100 kilograms. , with a chubby body, really like a cute little chubby bear. He is the "pistachio" of our class - Zhao Zexin.

Don’t underestimate him, he is a famous joker in the whole school. Once, the teacher asked us to use the word yes. Also making a sentence, he raised his hand and said slowly: I am a human being, everyone is a human being, hahahahahaha. This smile shocked the whole class, even the usually serious teacher couldn't help laughing. , and soon the classroom became a mess, it was really an ant on a hot pot - it was a mess.

He is the "pistachio" in our class - Zhao Zexin.