Stephen Chow's funny lines are big

Lead: Stephen Chow is not only an actor, but also a director. He can be said to be a symbol of Hong Kong funny films. He has a group of hardcore fans. The following is my collection of classic lines from Master Xing. Let's review it together.

Stephen Chow's classic funny lines:

1, once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

2. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

3, yes, Feitian is Xiao Li's knife? Fly? Is this knife Xiao Li's? Knife? .

My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.

I have been lying to you, you know? Just lying, like a moth to a fire, knowing that you will get hurt or jump on the fire, is so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

You can say I am a walk-on, but you can't say I am. Smelly walk-on? Yes! King of comedy.

Stephen Chow: What are you doing here? Zhao Wei: I want to help you enter the competition. Stephen Chow: How? Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

8, unhappy, even if it is useless to live forever, happy, even if it can only live for a few days! A Chinese Odyssey Moonlight Box

9. I'm talking about my children. I'll talk about such a small matter as the country another day! "Domestic Lingling Paint" Stephen Chow

10, you think I don't know what you think? Zhao Wei: Say what, I hate it! Zhou: You can't scare me. I am afraid of everything, so I am not afraid of ghosts! Shaolin soccer.

1 1, Tang Priest: So being a demon is just like being a man. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

12, Piao Piao: I hate people's mouths broken. Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you wear more lipstick? Qiu Tian: Then put it on! King of comedy.

13. At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am a descendant of the Condor hero, and the master of Dong Fangbubai failed in the West! Shenlong religion

14. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Now, I am absorbed in watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

15, although you are a passerby, you are still alive with a soul. King of comedy.

16, poor writing and martial arts, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! A Chinese Odyssey

17, Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you! Supreme treasure: I was thinking, you should give me a reason to kill me first! A Chinese Odyssey

18, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing! Flirting Scholar

19, it's not that I like fighting, but that many people like being beaten by me! Duke of Lushan

20. The earth is dangerous! You'd better go back to mars ! Shaolin soccer.

2 1, seven bleeding is seven bleeding, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Don't confuse you. Night of the soul

22. Next, the jade tree is greener than Pan An, and Zhou, the little prostitute whose pear blossoms crush Haitang. Flirting Scholar

Stop fooling around, big brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me, my life is rotten, and my hands are covered with sores. How can you beat me? Flirting Scholar

24, like a flower! Really. It is you! Hail the Judge

25. Zhou: "I am a coward!" Wu: "I can see that! Should have come last night! Cut the crap. 18! " Lord of Destruction

26. Will you shake your father Zhou and say, That depends on it? Xia Qing said: What if it is good? Zhou said: Then shake him! Ludingji Shenlong religion

27. Your melancholy eyes, sighing beard, magical knife skills and crystal-clear martini can't hide your Excellence, but no matter how excellent you are, you have to pay for the night! Zero zero seven

28. To be precise, I am an actor. You can call me. Walk-on? But you can't help adding "death" in front, can you? Word! King of comedy.

29. Face is not given by others, but lost by yourself. Night of the soul

What you just ate was poisoned by me, and you died in one day. Ha ha ha? The first strange poison in the world won't kill you in one day. It should be our Tang family's smiling half step. Ha ha ha? Nonsense, we were killed by seven different poisonous insects and crane-top red for 7749 days a day. Colorless and tasteless, there is no trace of murder. The smiling face of our Tang family is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, orange stalks and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need to be refrigerated or preserved, except for its fierce toxicity and delicious taste. Flirting Scholar

3 1, which is really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over. 92 families have happy events

32. Hello! Would you mind pulling up your pants and showing me your legs? Shaolin soccer.

To tell the truth, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe! Su Qier, the champion of Wu Dynasty

33, useless! An excellent person like you, no matter where he uses ginseng tea, is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Zero paint

I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang rape every night until she is torn to pieces and crumbling. Enough! Flirting Scholar

35. Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, it doesn't fit, it doesn't match your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What the hell do you want! Counting dead grass

36. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create a super dish called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title, God of Food! God of cooking

37.don't worry! I didn't think you were really anti-Qing righteous men! But in this field, I have to show my true identity. In fact, I am the successor of Condor hero and the master of Dong Fangbubai, and the West failed! Ludingji Shenlong religion

38. I passed by here just now, and a man in rags came over and said that he had no clothes to wear and nothing to eat, and he had a wife and children at home. As he spoke, he took off my clothes and asked me if I mind. I said I mind a little, but you are so pitiful, you can do it yourself. I took off my underwear voluntarily, so I will help others to the end if I want. I called the police for fear that others would think I was an exhibitionist. Let's communicate first! Lord of Destruction

39. I have already seen through your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Do you want to sit in my seat? A Chinese Odyssey-Moonlight Box

40. Everyone is curious. You three must remember that every day you arrive in the street on time in three shifts to attract the attention of the guests, and the money will naturally roll in. Counting dead grass