Write a joke about word misunderstanding in English.

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to respond to the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. "You are a school teacher, huh?" He said. "Madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sit at that table and write' I ran a red light' 500 times. "

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge. She was given a ticket for running a red light. The lady explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case immediately so that she could go back to class. The judge flashed a sly look in his eyes and said, "Are you a school teacher? Ma 'am, I'm about to realize my lifelong dream. Sit at that table and write down' I drove through a red light' 500 times.

Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives were having a baby. The nurse came up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men are like, "Well, strange, I'm the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said

"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!

Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "