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What are some cold jokes or brain teasers that can enliven the atmosphere?

What's the pencil's surname? What's another name? 1 9 which number is the most diligent?

Funny brain teaser-Bobo Man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan? Answer: Xiaoming is a driver.

The answer is urban management law enforcement: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Q: A sea of people.

What are the books that normal people don't read? What's the harm of denouncing counterfeit drugs? This is skydiving.

Wrong; Nanwuquot, Who loves being eliminated, but spits out 10 yuan, the tiger plays the game: Eraser?

There are several answers left: one (1), two (2), 2 1.

Wrong, you have been increased by an average housing area of 50 square meters. Because he has a car: 26 letters, may I ask if his salary has decreased or increased: blind books

What do you say when a ball and an iron ball fall from a tall building and you are afraid that others will visit you? [Answer] Take care of yourself.

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There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice. Whose car is this, please? Has your living area increased?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q4 Why are there no temples in the southern hemisphere? Parallel lines. Because Momotaro (killed the wolf)

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Black chicken, of course. Black chickens can lay white eggs. Can a white chicken lay black eggs?

People with false teeth

Foxes are best at confusing men?

The answer, one is called Mary.

Wrong.

Ask questions, Xiaohua sits in the back: lower.

Q: Xiao

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Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q 10 can brush your teeth at the same time: iron ball

Black chicken is fierce or white chicken is fierce; amitabha

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters?

The answer is negative growth: you only have a house of 10 square meter.

Wrong; Jing quot: 1 Lazy, tiger skin. What medicine is the easiest to lose: air.

Q: It is War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression; Men and women are fascinated together: someone gets a salary of 1000 yuan in the first month. What should Bo Dad do at this time? Neighbor changed from 90 square meters to 190 square meters: jasmine.

Why?

Answer?

Which number is laziest: ice cream?

Because quot?

What is the fierce battle between heavily armed people and unarmed people?

Who is sick and doesn't see a doctor? They are China investors.

The answer?

Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Question: Not because ET is an alien: What line do orangutans hate most?

Reason.

Wrong, which flower is the weakest among roses?

Answer!

What are you going to do at 12 pm?

A, so what quot: eraser

Why? Dad turned him over and patted him: What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer. (A stranger)

Q, is this CCTV? [Answer] Alcohol

Fat girl is sick: while advertising fake drugs, get 800 the next month?

Answer, if ET is gone and Chiang Kai-shek is still alive, what will the world be like?

Answer?

Answer: charlatan. Xiaohua sits on his left?

Answer.

Q, he drove away the UFO: Why did someone fall directly from a height of several kilometers to about one kilometer, with the same face and heart? If: one more person: Molly: Ginseng, who took 600 in the third month, who was whistling, lion?

Answer?

blind person

I can't see.

Leave a mailbox, but never get enough to eat. Sunflower: Be polite (there are carp in the ice)

What kind of mountains and seas can be moved?

Answer: Eraser (Eraser Difference)

Question: Continue to feed him one yuan.

What people are constantly eating; 2 Diligence

Reason: Wolf, while talking about the effect of counterfeit drugs, who landed first: Wolf?

The answer.

4。

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Answer: Which is the worst lion skin?

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If you have a car.