Find an old cross talk joke, the content is that you can't talk. I remember starting to let an old man eat jumping beans. The old man said, "I can't bite."

Stand-up crosstalk: persuade Liu Baorui to tell Yin Wenshuo that everything has its own rules and cannot be violated; If you violate it, you will make a joke. Take the daily life where two people meet in the street to say hello and chat regularly. Paying attention to "high questions and low answers" means asking questions in a high voice and answering them in a low voice. It's usually like this: "Bao Rui, why are you going?" Ask Gao: "Nothing to take a walk." Answer "Why don't you come to my house for a while?" Gao asked, "I won't go. Come to my house tomorrow. " Answer in a low voice, "OK, I'll go." "OK, I'll wait for you." Whispering in a low voice, both sides are obviously enthusiastic. I want to change the voice of "low question and high answer". If the voice is low and the answer is high, you will feel awkward: "Bao Rui, why are you going?" Low ask "Don't worry, take a walk" high answer "Come to my house later" low ask "Don't go, come to my house tomorrow" high answer "OK, I'll go." Whispering "OK, I'll wait for you" and shouting loudly, this is a fight. Even if someone fights, it is regular for you to stop fighting. Especially when couples bicker and quarrel, they pay more attention to rules. Let a man go to a man; Woman to woman. For example, the couple in the same hospital quarreled, and the neighbor's aunt once advised them to say this: Tianjin accent: "Hey, brother, why did you quarrel with your sister-in-law?" To be honest, this sister-in-law is really not picky You are busy outside all day, but your sister-in-law also has a job. I have to cook, sew and do laundry when I come back. What do you do? Look how well you two babies are dressed, competing with translucent cups. I said big brother, not my sister criticizing you. What is it? Big Brother is such a hot temper and heartless. Let it go. Don't you want to see the sweater I bought? Go to my room and I will ignore him ... "Come on, let's see how to convince him. If gay men advise you, you have to say it. For example, two brothers in the same hospital pass by. Shandong accent "eldest brother, what are you arguing about? Calm down first. Hey, don't say a few words when I say sister-in-law. It's good to stick to it like my big brother. He doesn't smoke or drink all day. Besides, he has a straight temper. It's not like you don't know how to put him down. On the other hand, my sister-in-law has had a hard day. Come on, don't say anything. Brother, let's kill a game and play a game of chess, which is in line with the law. It can help both sides to resolve conflicts, eliminate misunderstandings, reach mutual understanding, and promote harmonious relationship between husband and wife and family harmony. Look how good it is. If you don't follow this rule, men will stop fighting, women will stop fighting, men will stop fighting ... what a mess. I will learn from you. Or did the couple quarrel? My little sister came in and shouted "Tianjin accent:" Brother, you don't have to ask who you are talking to, you are talking to your bitch. Why do you know her so well? It's very tired outside. Why are you not angry? Let's go to the movies. " Unreasonable. For example, the second brother used to talk to the woman: Shandong accent: "Sister-in-law, it is not worthwhile for you to be angry with him. Look at his virtue. If you want to see my sister-in-law, just burn a high incense. Your son will look in a mirror. It is really a sister-in-law! Ignore him and let's go dancing. " Hey, is this a fight?

There is also an adapted version.