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Who knows the 20 ancient poems in the second grade Chinese book (Volume II)?
the Peach Garden
Taohuayuan [Eastern Jin Dynasty] Tao Yuanming
original text
In the middle of Shanxi and Taiyuan, Wu Lingren made a living by fishing and walked along the stream, forgetting the distance of the road. Suddenly I met the peach blossom forest and grabbed the shore for hundreds of steps. There are no miscellaneous trees in it. Grass is delicious and English is colorful, which makes fishermen very different. If you go any further, you will want to be poor. If there is no water in the forest, make a mountain. The mountain has a small mouth and seems to have light. Leave the ship and enter through the mouth. Only by being narrow at first can we understand people. Take a few steps and you will be suddenly enlightened. The land is flat and spacious, so is the house. There are fertile fields, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees and bamboo. The traffic in the building is so busy that chickens and dogs hear each other. Some men and women dressed like strangers. The yellow hair hangs low and enjoys itself. He was shocked when he saw the fisherman. He never asked what he said, so he had to go home and kill the chicken with wine. Xian heard that there was this man in the village, so he came to inquire. Since Master Yun avoided the chaos of Qin Dynasty, he led his wife to this desperate situation and never came back. So I separated from outsiders. You ask what this world is, and I don't know if there are any Han Chinese, regardless of Wei and Jin Dynasties. This man speaks every word with a sigh. The others went home, eating and drinking. Stop for a few days and resign. There is a saying in China: "It seems that outsiders are not enough!" Help the road when you get off the boat, and you are determined everywhere. And the county, Yi Taishou, said so. The satrap means to send someone with him to find what he wants, get lost, get lost. Nanyang Liu Ziji, when he was noble, heard about it, gladly planned to go, failed, and finally found the disease. Nobody took care of it after that.
Two papers
Liu Yuxi
The mountain is not high, and the fairy is famous. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous. The moss marks on the upper steps are green, and the grass is green. There is no Ding Bai who laughs and has a university. You can tune the pipa and read Jin Dian. There is no confusion, and there is no complicated form. Zhuge Lu in Nanyang and Ting Yun Pavilion in West Shu. Kong Ziyun: "What's the matter?"
Ailian said Zhou Dunyi.
The flowers of land and water plants are very fragrant. Tao Jin Yuanming loves chrysanthemums alone; Since Li Tang came, people all over the world love peony. Love lotus alone, dirt-free, clear but not demon. Straight outside, not crawling, fragrant and clear. It is graceful and quiet, but it doesn't look ridiculous from a distance. Want to call chrysanthemum, the hermit of flowers; Peony, blooming with wealth; Lotus, the gentleman of flowers. Hey! The love of chrysanthemum flowers is rarely heard after Tao; Lotus love, who is the giver; Peony love is suitable for many people.
The story of a nuclear-powered ship
In the Ming Dynasty, there was an ingenious man, Wang Shuyuan, who could make palaces out of wood with a diameter of inches. Vessels, figures, even birds, animals, wood and stones had their own modality regardless of the occasion. I tasted a nuclear ship and covered the red cliff cloud of Dasu.
The length of the ship is about eight minutes and the height can be two meters. The porch in the middle is a hut, and the canopy covers it. There are small windows on the side, four on the left, four on the right and eight on the * *. When you open the window, the carved columns are opposite. When you close it, the right side is engraved with "The mountain is high and the moon is small, and the water comes out", and the left side is engraved with "The breeze is Xu Lai, and the water waves are stagnant", and the stone is green.
There are three people sitting in the bow. Dongpo is the one with the highest crown and the most beards. Fo Yin is on the right and Lu Zhi is on the left. Su Huang * * * read the first volume; Dongpo's right hand holds the tail and his left hand caresses Lu Zhi's back; Lu Zhi held the end of the book in his left hand and the book in his right hand, saying something. Dongpo's right foot, Lu Zhi's left foot, around his body; Relative to the two knees, each knee is hidden in the bottom pleat. Fo Yin is a unique Maitreya Buddha, showing her breasts topless and holding her head high. Her expression does not belong to Su Huang. Lying flat on your right knee, punting on your right arm, standing on your left knee and leaning on your left arm, you can count pearls vividly.
The stern is horizontal. There is a boat on each side. The man who lives on the right has a spine bun on his back, his left hand leans against a balance beam, and his right hand climbs his right toe, which makes him scream. The person who lives on the left holds a banana fan in his right hand and touches the stove in his left hand. There is a pot on the stove, and their eyes are silent. If they listen to the sound of tea.
When the back of the ship was slightly reduced, it was engraved with an inscription, saying, "It's the beginning of autumn, and the book of King Yushan is carved far away." As thin as a mosquito's foot, it is painted with a hook and the color is ink. He also used a seal chapter, which read "Chupingshan people" and its color Dan.
Take the boat as a whole: five people, eight windows, one canopy, one stove, one pot, one hand roll and one rosary; The characters used in couplets, titles and seals are * * * 30 and 4; However, when it comes to its length, it is not enough. It was made by those who built a simple peach pit and trimmed it. When cabbage finished his detailed prediction, he said, hey! The skill is also very strange! According to Zhuang and Li, many people say that they are still afraid of ghosts and gods, but who will realize this? If you give me a wrong answer, I will doubt it. I saw what i saw. From the point of view of the cave, the end of the thorn is not necessarily a female monkey. Hey! The skill is also very strange!
The trip to the avenue is also a book of rites.
When the avenue prevails, a public spirit will rule the world. Choose talents, make friends and mend fences. Such an old friend is not only a relative, but also an only child, so that the old, the strong, the useful, the young, the strong, the lonely and the sick can all be supported. Men get points and women get rewards. If the goods are abandoned on the ground, there is no need to hide them on yourself; You don't have to do it for yourself. Therefore, it is called "Datong" to seek closure but not prosperity, and thieves do not do it, so leaving the house is not sealed.
Three Poems by Du Fu
Wang yue
What a magnificent scenery Mount Tai is! Endless green spans Qilu and Qilu. ..
The magical nature brings together thousands of beautiful mountains in the south and the separation between morning and dusk in the north.
Caiyun lave? My mind is free and easy, and birds fly back and forth in front of my nervous eyes. ,
Try to climb to the top of the mountain: it dwarfs all the peaks under our feet.
spring scenery
Chang' an fell, the country was broken, and only the mountains and rivers remained; Spring has come, and the sparsely populated Chang' an city is densely forested.
Sad state, can not help but burst into tears, amazing birds, leaving sorrow and hate.
The war lasted for more than half a year, and letters from home were rare, with a hundred thousand gold.
Twisting with melancholy, scratching my head and thinking, the more I scratch my white hair, I can hardly insert a hairpin.
Li Shihao
At dusk, officials arrested people at night. The old man climbed over the wall and left, while the old woman went out to watch.
How angry the officials are! Why do women cry?
Before listening to his wife's speech: three men are guarding Yecheng. One man attached a book, and two men died. Those who drag out an ignoble existence are dead! There is no one in the room, only a baby and a grandson. And grandma didn't go, and there was no skirt in and out. Although the old woman is physically weak, please come back at night and be anxious to prepare for cooking in the morning.
The night is long and silent, like crying and choking. Dawn will rise into the future, leaving the old man alone.
History (the full text of "history" means "shit" and "shit")
Twilight falls into Shihao Village, where there is a history of smoking at night. The old man walked over the wall and the old woman went out to smell it.
History is so smelly! How can a woman vomit when she cries!
Fired before listening to a woman: three men smelled her stink. One person stinks of books, and two people stink of new things. The living stink for a while, and the dead stink for a while! There are people in the room, daughter-in-law and grandson. Some people will smell bad and cover their noses when they go in and out. The old woman's physical strength is declining. Please come back at night and go to Shigou at the latest in the Ming Dynasty.
The night is long and silent, as long as it smells and relaxes. Dawn history has gone, and the whole village is farewell.
Three Gorges Li Daoyuan
The Three Gorges, 700 Li, is surrounded by mountains on both sides, and there is no gap. Rock layers cover the sky and the sun, and there is no sunrise at midnight.
As for launching Xiangling, it is along the back block. Or the king ordered an emergency notice, sometimes going to Baidicheng and going to Jiangling at dusk. During this period, he traveled 200 miles, although he was not ill.
In spring and summer, the green pool is surging and the reflection is clear. There are many strange cypresses, hanging springs and waterfalls flying in the middle. Rong Qing Junmao, it's fun.
At the beginning of every sunny day, the frost shines, the forest is cold and sad, and there are often high apes whistling, which leads to sadness, the empty valley echoes, and the sadness turns to leisurely. So the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge of the Three Gorges in Badong is long, and the apes cry three times!"
Two papers
Thanks to Tao Hongjing and China.
The beauty of mountains and rivers has existed since ancient times. The mountain peaks soar into the sky and the streams are crystal clear. The stone walls on both sides are colorful and set each other off. Green Woods, green bamboo clusters, four. The fog will rest at dawn, and apes and birds will sing wildly. Night is coming and the scales are sinking. This is really a fairyland on earth. Lingyun in Kasper? in the Southern Dynasties, so far no one can appreciate its wonders.
Su Shi visited Chengtian Temple at night.
Genpox, on the night of October 12, 2006, took off his clothes and went to bed. He just saw the moonlight on the door and got up happily for a walk. Those who have nothing to do go to Chengtian Temple, look for Zhang Huaimin, stay awake with people and stroll in the atrium. In the moonlight, the courtyard is full of clear water, as clear as clear water. The algae and shepherd's purse in the water are the shadows of bamboo and cypress. Where there is no moon at night, there are no pines and cypresses, but there are few idle people like me.
Observe the tide carefully
The tide in Zhejiang is also a big world view. From hope to 18, it is the most prosperous. Fang Qi is far away from Haimen, just like a silver line; As soon as I approached, the snow mountain in Yucheng fell from the sky, and the sound was like thunder, shocking and whipping, devouring the sky and the sun.
It is very powerful. The same is true of Yang Chengzhai's poem "Silver in the sea is the country and jade in the river is the waist".
Every year, the Zhejiang Pavilion is muted to teach the water army to study, with hundreds of people on both sides; After that, those who galloped and split into five formations and rode flags, javelins and knives on the water were all on the ground. Yellow smoke is everywhere, people are invisible, and water is like a mountain. When the smoke subsided, there was no trace, only the "enemy ship" was burned by the fire and died with the waves.
Hundreds of good swimmers in Wuer, all wearing tattoos and holding ten colorful flags, rushed to meet the challenge. Wan Ren, which haunts whale waves, made great strides and the tail of the flag was slightly wet, so as to show off their abilities.
More than ten miles up and down the river, Luoqi is full of pearls and green flowers, crowded with cars and horses, often eating and watching curtains, although the building is not idle.
Looking at the snow in Hu Xin pavilion, Zhang Dai
In December in Chongzhen, I lived by the West Lake. It snowed for many days, and the noise of pedestrians and birds in the lake disappeared. It was even more settled, so I took a boat, held my clothes on fire, and went to the pavilion in the middle of the lake to see the snow alone. Ice flowers are all over the sky, the sky is bright and watery, and the sky is pure white. The shadow on the lake is only the trace of a long bank. There is a small pavilion in the middle of the lake, a mustard and Yu Zhou, and there are only two or three people on board.
In the pavilion in the middle of the lake, I saw two people laying blankets and a child cooking a wine stove. Seeing it, I was overjoyed and said, "There is no such person in the lake!" " Pull me together and drink with me. I tried to drink three glasses of wine and then said goodbye to them. Ask them what their surnames are. They are from Nanjing and are guests in this place. While waiting for the boat, the boatman murmured, "Stop talking about your Excellency, you idiot, and people like you are crazy!" " ! "
Four poems
Return to the Garden (3) Tao Yuanming
Give it to Wang Wei in the game.
Li Bai bid farewell to his friends at Jingmen Ferry.
Tour of Sanxi Village
Recite ancient poems after class
Chang ge hang John fu
Wang Ye Wang Ji
There is Meng Haoran on the Early Cold River.
I hope Dongting Lake will be promoted by Prime Minister Meng Haoran.
Yellow Crane Tower in Cui Hao
Send a friend Li Bai.
Liu Yuxi, an autumn poet
Lushan Tourism Mei Yao Chen
In the early morning, the rolling Lushan Mountain, with thousands of peaks competing and beautiful, is spectacular, which just caters to my interest in natural scenery. Along the way, the mountain range in front of me is constantly changing, and a person is immersed in the winding and deep wild road, but forgets where to go. The sun rises, the snow melts, the mountains look more silent and empty, the silly bear is slowly climbing the tree, and the deer is leisurely sipping the stream. I can't see any buildings or smoke, so I can't help wondering if there are people living in the mountains. Just then, I suddenly heard a crow crowing on the distant mountain.
Huanxisha sushi
1 1 4th, another storm. When Lu You met Liu Yuxi for the first time in Yangzhou, he paid Lotte.
The mountains were desolate and silent for twenty-three years.
People come back. Like people in Michelle, I can only play the flute, and I am disappointed.
On one side of the boat, Qian Fan races; At the head of the sick tree, every year is a spring shower.
Today, listen to you sing a song, drink a glass of wine and cheer up.
Liu Yuxi participated in the reform of Wang Group. After his failure, he was banished to other places to be an official for more than 20 years. In the second year of Tang Jingzong Baoli (826), Liu Yuxi met Bai Juyi in Yangzhou. During the dinner, Bai Juyi wrote "Drunk Gifts to Twenty-eight Ambassadors of Liu", and Liu Yuxi thanked this poem. Reward, here is the meaning of answering with poetry. Your majesty is called the secretariat.
Chibi Du Mu
A broken iron halberd sank into the sand and disappeared, only to find that it was the remnant of Battle of Red Cliffs after grinding and washing.
If the east wind is not convenient for Zhou Yu, I'm afraid the outcome will be Cao Cao's victory and Er Qiao's detention in Tongquetai.
Guo Yangwen Tian Xiang
Once the effort comes, there will be fewer stars around.
The mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is floating, and life experiences are ups and downs.
The beach of fear says fear, and there is a sigh in the ocean.
Who hasn't died since ancient times? Take the heart of Dan and follow history.
Su Shi, the head of Shuidiao Song.
Chen Bing Mid-Autumn Festival, happily drank the next morning, drunk, wrote this word, and missed my brother Su Zhe.
When did the moon begin to appear? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I'm willing to ride the wind to the sky, I'm afraid I can't stand the cold for nine days in a pavilion of fine jade. Dance to find out what shadows look like on the earth.
The moon turned into a scarlet pavilion, hanging low on the carved window, shining on the sleepy self. The moon should not have any resentment against people. Why is it round when people are gone? People are sad and happy, and they are separated and reunited. The moon will darken or shine, and it will become round or round. Nothing is perfect, even in the past. I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away.
Shanpoyang Tongguan Huaiguzhang
The peaks are like gathering, the waves are like anger, and the mountains and rivers are like Tongguan Road. Looking at the western capital, I hesitated. Sad Qin and Han dynasties, ten thousand palaces have been made of earth. Xing, the people suffer; Death makes people suffer.
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