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Funny cross talk about Chinese.

1. Fallacy is a joke caused by deliberately not understanding things or words correctly.

Such as cross talk "Take Medicine":

A: After the doctor prescribed the medicine, he told him, "Take these two medicines three times a day, two tablets each time, and the smaller one takes three tablets. Take it on time. "

B: There are big ones and small ones. Ok!

The next day, he called the doctor again. His voice didn't improve at all as soon as the doctor examined him.

B: What's the matter?

The doctor asked him, "Did you take medicine?" "eat"

How do you eat?

A: "Two big ones and three small ones, right?"

B: Is that right?

A: "That's right. Yesterday, I came home after taking medicine, just in time for my two sons to leave school. I let him eat two for the eldest son and three for the youngest son. "

This explanation made the students burst into laughter. The patient's misunderstanding of "big" and "small" leads to jokes. In fact, after laughing, students will find that this is also a common mistake in their writing. Taking words out of context, arbitrarily expanding or narrowing the meaning of certain words in a specific environment, especially when correcting wrong questions, often take a partial view, deviate from the normal track in understanding the questions, and judge right and wrong in their own way of thinking.

It means that you didn't understand the correct meaning of a word, just attached it casually and made a wrong explanation. For example, the cross talk "Dong Dong Jie Ci" written and performed by students:

Tintin: I have a few words to ask you.

Dongdong: What word?

Ding Ding: "I have a plan."

Dongdong: You don't understand this word? The meaning is simple, that is, people with rows of bamboo on their chests.

Ding Ding: "With relish".

Dongdong: "With relish" means that there is a person named Jin Jin who has a smell.

Ding Ding: How about "getting together"?

Dongdong: Very simple. It means two people are wrestling.

Tintin: "Sit in a well and look at the sky"?

Dongdong: There is a man sitting at the bottom of the well watching the sky!

Ding Ding: "A thousand miles a day"?

Dongdong: A person can walk a thousand miles a day!

Ding Ding: Ha ha ha ha. ...

Dongdong: (surprised) What are you laughing at? Am I wrong?

These phenomena often happen to students, but they are easily overlooked. These questions are exaggerated by the art of cross talk, which is more vivid and convincing than what the teacher said in class. Students feel true, vivid and vivid, and error correction is direct and effective.