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A teacher in Zhangzi County, Shanxi Province responded to the "nine-year empty salary" with "leave without pay"

From 2003 to 20 12, Tian Jiangang, a teacher of No.3 Middle School in Zhangzi County, left work for nine years and started a private school-Lan Ze School.

In the past nine years, a young public teacher can not only make the school, education bureau, personnel bureau, editorial office, finance bureau, discipline inspection commission, organization department and even the leaders at all levels in charge of the county magistrate, county government, county party Committee, people's congress, CPPCC and so on play dumb for a long time, but also get a salary and pass the exam every year. The masses are puzzled. Isn't this place led by the * * * production party? In fact, when you learn that Hu Yi, a member of the Standing Committee of the County Party Committee, is one of the shareholders of Lan Ze School, it is not difficult for you to understand that Tian Jiangang has run amok on his eldest son. The leaders hid their ears and closed their eyes, while the people kept silent angrily. The masses and the internet have exposed and criticized this ugliness a lot. Tian Jiangang, who has always been calling the shots, felt the pressure, frowned and decided to leave without pay to calm the public's anger. "Leave without pay" is a future continuous tense, which does not mean letting bygones be bygones, let alone obliterating history. We have to ask, has Hua Tuo really become an "empty salary" white-collar worker, but he has no choice but to leave his post?

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Zhangzi county, Shanxi province, the first drunk first pass

On the majestic Taihang Mountain, there is a famous livable place for human beings-Shangdang Basin, where Changzhi City, the "Top Ten Charming Cities" in China, is located. Under its rule, there is a thousand-year-old county-Zhangzi County. This place has never been a place without stories. In ancient times, there were famous legends such as "Jingwei filling the sea" and "Danzhu fief" (Danzhu was Yao's eldest son), but in contemporary times, the eldest son was the first to get drunk and the eldest son was the first to take off.

First, go out and learn the shackles.

In the south of Zhangzi County, there is a well-known village, which is Xiahuo Village in Danzhu Town (the former Shanxi Provincial Party Secretary Hu was born here). There is a big school in the west of the village-Zhangzi County No.3 Middle School. In September 2000, a young teacher was transferred to this school. He looks only 2034 years old, of medium build, with dark skin and hoarse voice. His name is Tian Jiangang. Although he usually performs well, he is not very conspicuous among nearly 100 teachers in No.3 Middle School. But such an ordinary teacher suddenly disappeared (probably in 2003, when he reappeared in Zhangzi County, it caused quite a stir). At the same time, a legend that has been away for 9 years has officially begun. About a year later, someone found a teacher in a private school in Changzhi City, of medium build, with dark skin and hoarse voice. Upon inquiry, it turned out that he was a public teacher in Zhangzi County, surnamed Tian. Because of dissatisfaction with the leader, I don't want to be disciplined. More importantly, he was ambitious-he wanted to start his own school, so he took the opportunity to go out privately and go to a private school to learn from it. This can not only prepare for the realization of the ideal, but also get rid of the shackles of school rules and regulations, and the national salary can also be taken care of. Why not?

Second, build a large-scale folk karaoke school.

In 2005, in the scenic Shencun Reservoir Scenic Area, a song city (everyone knows what it is) appeared, and it closed a few months later. In 2006, it became lively again, because KTV was transformed into a private school, and karaoke bars and artillery buildings became student dormitories. Enrollment began in September. The headmaster is of medium height, with dark skin and hoarse voice. The school is called Blue Sky School and the principal is Tian Jiangang. His ideal has come true. No matter how it operates, no matter what means are used, in short, under the leadership of President Tian, Blue Sky School has made great strides, become more and more famous, recruited more and more students, and finally exceeded the limit. 20 10 moved to Gucun, Song Cun, and changed its name to Lan Ze School.

Third, if you are famous, you have no shell.

With the popularity of Lan Ze (formerly Blue Sky) school, Tian Jiangang's value has increased sharply, becoming a young entrepreneur, the eldest son and a celebrity, and becoming an upper-class person overnight. He is really in his prime, and he can't help being cocky. A few years ago, I handled some personnel relations, but later I found out that I didn't want to go to Lan Ze. Tuition fees are paid openly, but high prices are paid secretly. 8000 is not too much, and 2000 is not too little. However, everything has two sides. The phenomenon of Tian Jiangang has also caused extremely bad influence in the county (and it is stipulated that public officials should not concurrently serve as principals of private schools). Teachers can be said to be full of complaints, which once made a large number of conscientious and hard-working teachers lose their balance and have no intention of teaching and educating people. Even a few people have followed Tian Jiangang's example and left their jobs to serve as principals in private schools.

A look at the situation is wrong, Tian Jiangang who also beat him. He took two measures, and everything was calm and the world was at peace. The salary is not small, and the school keeps turning all day.

The first method: change places with one shot and destroy the enemy in the movement. Didn't the faculty in the third middle school where the eldest son was located have a strong response? Then leave and go somewhere else. If I am not in No.3 Middle School, I will see how the teachers in No.3 Middle School can make irresponsible remarks. Changing units is a piece of cake for Tian Jiangang. In 2005, Tian Jiangang successfully transferred to Dabaotou Joint School, but neither the teachers nor students of Dabaotou Joint School have met Tian Jiangang, and no one knows that he is already a teacher of this joint school. But after a long time, there is no windtight wall in the world, and teachers gradually know the truth, and people's hearts are floating. Tian Jiangang saw that things were not good, so he took thirty-six measures. In 2009, Tian Jiangang was transferred back to No.3 Middle School and became a mysterious teacher who had never appeared in No.3 Middle School. In this way, Tian Jiangang learned how to use Chairman Mao's guerrilla warfare, but the dragon has never seen it. You don't even know that Tian Jiangang is your colleague for months or even years.

The second way: foster puppets to leave the scene and let politics block the masses. Private schools shall conduct annual inspection. Due to the policy that public officials are not allowed to be principals of private schools, Tian Jiangang appointed his cronies Yang and Xu as the chairman and principals in order to avoid inspection and block the crowd. Ironically, even the two puppets themselves can't tell who is the chairman and who is the principal. Needless to say, we have to listen to the informant Tian Jiangang. Even the Education Bureau organized a meeting. When it comes to schools, only Tian Jiangang is mentioned, but no one talks about Yang and Xu. No matter who the emperor's father is, as long as Tian Jiangang's name is not on the annual inspection materials, no matter who will check it, there is no doubt.

Four, take off nine years, fame and fortune.

Tian Jiangang left his post for 9 years from 2003 to 20 12, and has not yet arrived at his post. China won the Anti-Japanese War for eight years, and Tian Jiangang gained a lot with the stolen nine years. Not only did he earn a lot of money (regardless of black and white), but he was a household name in Zhangzi County, and there was nothing that Tian Jiangang could not do in Zhangzi County. The work unit can be transferred and go wherever it wants (it's the same everywhere-there are no procedures); The teacher's law can be trampled on at will, and how long it takes to take off (in progress); According to the regulations of the Education Bureau, it is waste paper, and the class size is very large: there are 70 or 80 students in each class. If you want to take the exam to enroll students, you can take the exam (the Education Bureau stipulates that no school is allowed to organize the exam enrollment in the county). If you don't want to open the meeting, you can't open the meeting (the Education Bureau organizes the principals' meeting, but private principals often don't come); All the stock rooms in the Education Bureau talk like farts and ignore them (most of them ignore the inspection and rectification notices issued by each stock room and go their own way). What can I do?

Five, the same is illegal, in prison at large pk.

20 1 1 Zhang siqing, principal of Chen Nan United school in Zhangzi county, was sentenced to two months' imprisonment for drunk driving. Zhang Siqing didn't cause a traffic accident or any harmful consequences, but he had to go to jail because he was the first drunk driver in Zhangzi County. However, in sharp contrast, the first person who has been unemployed for nine years (and continues to be unemployed now) in Zhangzi County is at large, above the laws, regulations and policies, not only without any punishment, but also with fame and fortune. You can even get high praise from some leaders, and there is a great call to learn from Tian. The eldest son county is not under the leadership of China * * * production party? Are hundreds of officials in Zhangzi County deaf and blind collectively? Or are there too many teachers in Zhangzi County to use? Or is the finance of Zhangzi County too rich to spend?

No, on the contrary. For a long time, Zhangzi County is a big county in Changzhi City that employs temporary substitute teachers because of financial shortage and serious shortage of teachers. It has only improved in recent years. Speaking of bureaucrats, who is not a child prodigy? Who doesn't know everything? As for why they turned a blind eye to Tian Jiangang, regardless of punishment, but touted it? What are the reasons, tricks and transactions behind it that everyone doesn't know? If you can't say it well, you dare not say it in detail, otherwise no one can guarantee that miracles such as "hide and seek", "cross-border arrest", "wearing a condom is not rape" and "do you speak for the party or the masses" will not happen again.

Sixth, in the long run, it will do a lot of harm.

Tian Jiangang's phenomenon has had a very bad influence in Zhangzi County, making a large number of conscientious teachers lose their inner balance, lose their motivation and have other ideas. They have to work hard to earn a little salary, and they also have meetings, overtime, training and exams. Even the winter and summer vacations are restless and even criticized. People not only get the same salary, but also have a lot of money in their pockets. They don't have to go to work, so they are at ease and happy. Tian Jiangang phenomenon "If we still ignore it, there will be few soldiers who can defend the enemy in the past few decades, and there is no money to pay." Although quoting this sentence is somewhat exaggerated, in the long run, everyone will follow the trend, either not working hard or not, and the class will be sloppy and perfunctory. In the end, it is the children who are injured, and then the country.

Chronic poisoning is not fatal, but it is not fatal in a short time, and the result is certain after a long time.

Help the child!