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Benefits of having a dog (composition)

The advantage of having a dog is that it gives you great psychological satisfaction.

For example, when you come home every day, your dog will greet you warmly, as if he has been looking forward to you all his life. The key is that this enthusiasm will not change with the passage of time, but will only get more enthusiastic every day, making you feel that she really needs you, and you are the person she wants to see most in this world. Don't mention that kind of satisfaction. It seems that you realized at this time that you are so needed. Sacrifice, there will be a little guy disappointed.

More importantly, your cooking skills will always be greatly appreciated. No matter what virtue you make the food, she won't say it's not delicious, but grab it from you, wolf it down and lick it to the bottom of the plate. By the way, there is another advantage, even the dishes are cleaned for you, and the refrigerator saves you space and even reduces the burden of garbage. How I miss you! You can also confidently say, you see, my cooking level is just right! I never leave a meal!

When you think a person is too lazy to go out, ask her! She will be glad to go with you. And I'll never get bored, and I won't wonder why you ran out so late. She will accompany you as long as you go. Your question will always be answered in the affirmative. Think about it, how many people can do this? This reminds me of my childhood friends. Every time I play with her, I have to speak very hard and I am often disappointed. (I hope she didn't see this:)

I remember reading a joke. A woman says that her cat has all the good qualities of her ideal man. I think it's also suitable for dogs:

1。 loyal

2。 reliable

3。 beautiful

4。 enthusiasm

5。 burst with vitality

6。 Can bear hardships (a dog is not too poor)

7。 health

8。 have a good appetite

9。 Law of life

10。 observe

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In short, the benefits are endless. Only you can understand it slowly.