Collect the most classic cold jokes ...

There is a fudge walking in the street for a long time.

Then he said something, guess what it was,

It said, "Oh, my feet are so soft!" " "

A loaf of bread walked in the street for a long time, and then it was hungry and ate itself.

There was a bean paste bag walking in the street, and suddenly a truck came and broke its stomach.

Bean paste bag looked at his stomach before he died. Guess what it said?

It said, "So I'm a bean paste bag! ! "

There is a kind of noodle that worries all day. One day, it happened to see instant noodles.

Suddenly he shouted happily, "I'll get a perm, too, so Coco will like me!" " "