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The intelligence content of One Piece 600 should be as specific as possible.
Shan Zhi: Hello! Green algae head, come down quickly!
Crowd: Wow! ! ! Galen (Gallian? ) was cut in half! Who the hell is this guy? !
Sauron: Ha! Oh, circle your eyebrows!
Shan Zhi: What were you doing on that boat? Still lost? Huh? (sigh
The captain of the pirate ship shouted, you guys! What the hell did you do to my boat! Don't ignore me, you bastard!
Sauron: NAH (it's the sound of waking up anyway, I can't pronounce this onomatopoeia), have you seen Luffy?
Shan Zhi: No! Rowley said Robin and Luffy haven't arrived yet!
Second pages
Sauron (staring at the captain of the pirate ship): What's the matter?
Captain of the pirate ship (sweating like a pig, unable to move): What the hell is this feeling!
Masses: Ah! ! I thought they were dead, but I didn't expect them to be alive! It's them! One Piece Hunter Sauron and Blackfoot Shan Zhi! There is nothing wrong! That's them!
Shan Zhi: What happened to your left eye? !
Sauron: Nothing (demonic smile)
Third pages
Qiao Ba (running): Damn it! Robin has been kidnapped! Why don't you care anymore! Ah, ah, ah! ! Robin. I will save you!
Qiao Ba (bumping into): Ouch! My head!
Wu: Huh? What the hell! Yo! ! Qiao Ba! (Hugging)
Nami: Qiao Ba! ! I miss you so much! (Hugging)
Qiao Ba: Wu! Oh! Nami! Oh!
Nami: What happened to Qiao Ba?
Qiao Ba: Robin has been kidnapped! ! Damn Luffy, Sauron and Shan Zhi! ! I'm so disappointed in them!
Wu/Nami: Huh?
Page 4
Audience: Lord Brooke! ! ! !
Brooke: Manager! This is my last concert! I must go now! Sell more records!
Manager: Why did you leave? Are you kidding? Why!
Brooke: Because I am a bone! Bones joke! Because my friend is waiting for me! So I'm leaving!
Page 5:
Francci: Rowley has explained how to coat and how movies work. I am the boatman of this ship!
Robin: Great technology!
Francci: Not only that! My new body! There are new weapons that will super shock you! (Robin ignores him)
Robin: Come on, Francci! Go to the bar! (GRNo。 13)
Page 6
Qiao Ba/Nami/Wu (peer)
Nami: (Tell Qiao Ba the truth) Those are fake straw hats and pirates! They're impersonating us!
Wu: Yes!
Qiao Ba: Damn it! They will pay the price!
Nami/Wu: (smiles at each other) Go to the bar!
Page 7
Luffy (smiling at the life paper): I'm coming, guys!
Solon/Shan Zhi: (Walking) To Raleigh.
Other pirates/masses: It's really them! One Piece Hunter Sauron and Blackfoot Shan Zhi! I thought they were dead! Their presence here means that Captain Straw Hat is here!
Brooke: Take his things and go (to GR 13).
Page 8-9
= = = = In the bar: (Shaki and Raleigh) = = = = In the bar, Shakuyaku and Raleigh.
Rowley: Oh! Robin, there you are!
Robin: Thank you for your help, Mr. Riley.
Rowley: Francci, what about the boat?
10 page-1 1 page
= = = = Minutes = = = San Ji & Zorro arrives = = = = = = = A few minutes later, Shan Zhi Soren arrives.
Brooke/Francci/Nami /USOP/ Chopper: (I'm too lazy to type such a long list) Shan Zhi! ! ! Robin smiled.
Shan Zhi: Nami Sang! ! ! Robin sauce! ! ! I miss you so much! ! ! (Heart-shaped eyes)
Sauron: Hey! (Laughing at everyone) One eye (TAT)
Nami: (to Sauron) What happened to your left eye?
Sauron: Ha ~ ~! Luffy hasn't arrived yet
Shakuyaku: Not yet.
Sauron: Sleep.
Riley: Yes. . . . ? !
= = = = = = A minute ago = = = The star arrived = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Luffy: Hello, everyone! !
Guys: Luffy! !
Nami: (crying, hugging Luffy)
Hug and cry with Wu (see the captain crying with joy).
Robin/Francci/Brooke: Captain! Super! Everybody gather! Yo, Doby, Doby! Luffy sang!
Luffy: Uncle! Thank you!
Rowley: Ha! Don't thank me! It was fate that made me take you to practice! Janks lost his left arm for you, proving that you have that value! Ha ha ha ha!
12 page
Navy: (Sentoumaru, PX5, 7 arrive at Shamaodi Islands together).
One piece: It's the navy! Run!
Sentoumaru: Hey, have you seen them?
Navy: (referring to GR 46 Luffy) Yes! I saw the straw hat boy 46 th gram
Sentoumaru: Don't lose him!
Navy: Yes!
PX-5/PX-7: Aim the laser light at pirates along the way.
13 page:
Pseudo-Shan Zhi: The navy is following us, Captain!
Pseudoluffy: Kill them!
There is a huge shadow.
PX-5 and PX-7 and Sentoumaru appeared behind Pseudoluffy.
Sentoumaru: Straw hat Luffy! You have grown a lot in the past two years! I am the world's biggest mouth (loose mouth, compared with before, I said my mouth is tight)!
Pseudoluffy: (starts to sweat)
Sentoumaru: I put my swagger on the handle of the axe and made a false fly. Fake Luffy was hit instantly.
Sentoumaru: It's a pity that you don't deserve it! This is your strength now? !
PX-5 and. PX-7: Attacking pirates with lasers.
14 page:
Luffy: (seeing Sentoumaru) Ah! It's him!
Sentoumaru: Huh? Who are you? ! What? ! That's why you are real. Cao Mao Lu Fei
Sauron: Can I cut them?
Luffy: Leave me that big mouth!
Shan Zhi:. . Save one for me! (it should refer to PX)
Luffy: Chopper/Nami/Robin/Brooke/Francci, you go first! Get the boat ready! We are enough here!
Rowley: (looking) Very confident (laughing)
Partner: I understand! Be careful!
15- 16 Page:
PX5: Attack Shan Zhi with laser, and Shan Zhi flashes instantly.
Shan Zhi: (New skill) Only kicked PX5 in the head, and PX5' s head exploded.
A pirate/crowd/navy: shocked! He's fucking strong, isn't he?
Sentoumaru: Shocked! How did he do it? ! No one has ever beaten PX like this.
PX7: Attack Thrawn with laser, Thrawn is domineering and evasive.
Sauron: One knife! A huge chopping start (new skill), PX7 was split in half and exploded.
17- 18 page:
Luffy: Hello! I am your opponent!
Sentoumaru: Damn pirates!
Sentoumaru: Attacked Luffy with the axe handle, but Luffy flashed by with his knowledge and arrogance.
Sentoumaru: Shocked! I can't hit him! ? Why? He knows all my actions!
Luffy: Blocked Sentoumaru's attack with armed domineering (Sentoumaru was surprised and sweaty).
Sentoumaru: Attack Luffy with a big axe (finally coming out), and Luffy grabs the axe blade.
Luffy: (Shouting) Ah! ! (The tomahawk breaks into pieces, and Sentoumaru is shocked)
Luffy: Grab Sentoumaru's head and hit the ground (like White Beard versus vice admiral).
Luffy: (Luffy's hands are full of domineering), Sentoumaru only punches for a second.
Rowley: Ha! Not bad! You have been able to skillfully use domineering! Very good!
Luffy: Hit the navy with the color of overlord, navy seconds (except other pirates and the masses).
A pirate/crowd: What's that? ! What did he do? ! This is the real 400 million Bailey straw hat Luffy! His real strength!
19 page:
Rowley: It seems that you have mastered the three foundations of domineering, Luffy.
Luffy: Yes! So I can protect my friends! Thank you, Mr Riley.
Riley: Solon Jun and Shan Zhi Jun have also become very good.
Soren/Shan Zhi: Laugh.
Luffy: Let's go! Go to Mermaid Island! !
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