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Tell a joke Lele

Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite?

A: Bruce Lee likes A'duo the most!

W: Because he always shouts: "Aduo, aduo, aduo!!!!"

Q: What is the main ingredient of birth control pills?

A: Antibiotics

.Q: The cows, pigs, dogs and sheep were racing. After reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep were not panting. Why?

A: Feeling proud (the sheep didn’t breathe)

There was a little piglet. His mother didn’t like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.

Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far, far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.

Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?

…But the little piggy didn’t come back…

. When I came back from other places, everyone greeted me at the airport. , there are 3 more planes...

The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking that I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Cut~

The second one arrived, and everyone continued cheering. When they saw it, it was AKI, and everyone said: Cut~

The last one arrived, and everyone thought it must be cissy, so they still cheered my name, and the result was , guess who is back?

…Little Piggy is back…