Funny sentences in winter

Funny talk about the cold weather, full of fun, most suitable for such a cold season

1. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, it feels like running naked. .

2. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

3. I once threatened in the extremely high temperature that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen like a dog that I understood that the promise of beauty was too young.

4. When the weather gets cold, there is a way to keep warm: I hug you.

5. The person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

6. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

7. When the weather gets cold, you must take good care of yourself and remember to wear more clothes. In this world, there are definitely fewer people who can put clothes on for you than take off clothes for you. Outside the window, the wind is so cold. So, I got up and took my clothes...

8. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

9. The weather is getting cold. It’s the same as last year’s night. Just the walk from the classroom to Beicao can make people catch a cold. I guess I can only come and sit in the stands for the last night.

10. “Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities?” “It’s freezing cold, who has time to chat with you?”

11. It’s cold. Now, besides the bed, the place I want to go to most is in your arms.

12. The weather is cold. People who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends, and those who have girlfriends hug their girlfriends. But I am more awesome: I am not cold!

Ten 3. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

14. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

15. If a dog is lying on the ground blocking you in winter, give it way. It will not be easy for it to warm that area with its belly.

16. "I like you" "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's too cold and I'm confused."

17. I've already put on my woolen pants. You should also buy a mask quickly!

18. Winter is so cold. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t disconnect, and endless snacks. If these are not possible, can you give me you?

19. It’s very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

Twenty. The weather is so cold that even a fart can be used to dry your hands.

Twenty-one. It’s too cold. If you have anything to do, come and tell me in bed.

22. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

Twenty-three, winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

24. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

25. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold, too lazy to move, and the computer is stuck.

Twenty-six. The most annoying thing in winter is to take off all your clothes and just jump into the warm quilt and wrap yourself up tightly, only to realize that the lamp has not been turned off.

Twenty-seven. The recent bad weather makes me feel like I am opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

28. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

Twenty-nine, it’s cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater?

Thirty, it’s that season again when you take a bath and everyone in your family thinks you died in the bathroom.

31. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

32. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

Thirty-three. It’s cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommates.

34. If a girl says she’s cold, just hug her. Maybe you’ll have a girlfriend.

35. "What is winter?" "I don't want to leave the bed even if I hold my urine."

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Thirty-six. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Thirty-seven. When a man and a woman are alone, the girl who says it’s cold is actually a This is a hooligan's behavior.

38. Please remember that I am a cold person, don't be fooled by my frequent madness.

39. About the cold weather. Funny saying: Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, but I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog

Forty, cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.