The selection of short joke stories is super funny.

Funny and humorous stories are loved by children, and the absurd plot and dialogue in the story will always make children laugh. The following are a selection of short joke stories I recommend to you.

short story collection 1: selling incense farts

a family's parents died young, leaving only two brothers. Big brother is very exploitative and harsh to his younger brother, and often it is a beating.

a few months later, eldest brother took a daughter-in-law. As the saying goes, if you are not a family, you will not enter a house. My brother's sister-in-law, like my brother, is very bad to him.

The only house became Big Brother's new house. The cruel brother and sister-in-law kicked him out of the house and lived in the cowshed with the only cow in the family.

Every day, I have to ask my younger brother to use Niu Gengdi in the fields. It's very hard to eat and wear warm clothes.

one day, my brother fell ill on the ground because of long-term fatigue. My brother saw that his younger brother in the ground was dying, so he took the cow to plow the land himself.

however, no matter how my brother whipped me, the cow refused to take a step forward. In a rage, my brother killed the cow alive.

when my brother learned the news, he was heartbroken. Crying with the cow for a whole day and night. Finally, I dug a hole and buried the cow.

every other month, my brother brings some tender grass that cows like to eat and puts it on the cow's grave with chopsticks.

once, my brother was surprised to find that a bamboo had grown in the middle of the grave. It happened that I didn't bring chopsticks this time. Chop off two chopsticks instead of bamboo.

An amazing scene appeared. My brother would drop a piece of gold from the bamboo just by chopping it. Surprised, the only way is that the old cow has a spirit in the sky to save himself.

The kind brother took a piece of gold and hired someone to build a new house. My brother was jealous, and he was very surprised that his brother was suddenly so rich. As soon as my eyes turned, I went to ask my brother.

The kind brother didn't hide anything, but honestly told the whole process.

Brother immediately followed suit and took the tender grass to worship the old cow. Deliberately chopping bamboo without chopsticks.

However, the expected gold didn't fall, but piles of smelly cow dung appeared. In anger, my brother cut off all the bamboos, threw them aside, and walked away.

When my brother came over again, he saw the bamboo thrown in the ground. Weeping, packed up, ready to go home as firewood.

There happened to be some soybeans at home, so my brother used this bamboo to stir-fry soybeans. When the beans are ripe, the aroma is extremely good. My brother couldn't help eating one, and suddenly he couldn't help but want to fart.

this fart is unusual, and it doesn't smell at all. On the contrary, it smells indescribable. It makes people want to smell it.

The neighbor next door was attracted by the fragrance, so he had to pay his brother to put one on. My brother's face is incredible. Thanks again, Lao Niu.

in the days to come, my brother will make a living by selling fart. Gradually, hit a signboard selling fragrant fart.

Brother once again asked his younger brother about the process. I saw a few pieces of bamboo left in my brother's house. Just grab it.

Go home and pour out a big pot of soybeans and stir-fry them with bamboo. After frying, they couldn't wait to pack the beans, so they shouted in the street, selling incense farts, selling incense farts ...... < P > Everyone thought it was a younger brother, but when they saw it was a brother, they scoffed. Brother doesn't believe it when he sees everyone. Grabbed a handful of beans and ate them. Waiting for the arrival of sweet fart.

　? Bang? There was a loud noise, and my brother's fart was released. However, the taste is extremely smelly. A bunch of people waiting for the fragrant fart suddenly smelled the smell and angrily picked up a bamboo pole to block up his brother's ass.

since then, the only one selling incense farts, my younger brother also got a wife a few years later. Live a happy life.

However, the old cow who brought him good luck always went to pay homage and never forgot it.

Selected Short Joke Stories 2: Seven Days of Marriage

On the first day of marriage, my wife asked:? Do you love me or not?

I blurted out without thinking:? Amor! ?

the wife is angry: Answer so hastily, deal with me. ?

am I blaming myself?

on the second day of marriage, my wife asked? Do you love me or not?

I learned my lesson thoughtfully and pondered.

the wife is angry: You need to consider whether you love me or not. Do you regret marrying me?

am I blaming myself?

on the third day of marriage, my wife asked: Do you love me or not?

I don't know how to answer. Sweat is pouring out: This, that

wife is angry: Is it difficult to answer this question? Forget it, it's not hard for you. You don't have to answer. ?

am I blaming myself?

on the fourth day of marriage, my wife asked: Do you love me or not?

I decided to sound her out first: Guess! ?

the wife is angry: I want to know and ask you? It's really tiring to live with a person who can't guess his mind. ?

am I blaming myself?

on the fifth day of marriage, my wife asked: Do you love me or not?

I'm determined to cross the rubicon and take the attack as the defense: Do you love me or not?

the wife is angry: You are really boring because you are glib and confuse right with wrong. ?

am I blaming myself?

on the sixth day of marriage, my wife asked: Do you love me or not?

I was insane, so I took out something in my pocket and stuffed it into her hand. This is a cigarette, you take it; This is my wallet, you can take it if you want. This is my salary card, and you can take it away if you like.

My wife is smiling. Honey, that's very kind of you! ?

On the seventh day of my wedding, I was hiding in the bathroom and smoking a cigarette that was rewarded by my wife after cooking and washing dishes. I heard my wife talking on the phone. Hee hee, my husband, he loves me very much.

Selected short jokes and stories 3: Stolen secret recipe

Last night, I had dinner at a restaurant at the invitation of a friend. It was very lively. During the dinner, I saw my friend Xiao Zhang looking at this table of delicious food. He just sat there and didn't see him move chopsticks.

At this time, the friends at the same table, regardless of him, just put the best dishes into their stomachs first. It's just that after three rounds of wine and five flavors, Zhang still doesn't move chopsticks. In this way, everyone is a little embarrassed.

So, a friend advised Xiao Zhang: Is the food and wine not to your liking? Even if it doesn't suit your appetite, how much can you eat some mats and starve?

When this friend said this, Xiao Zhang replied: I really have no appetite! I have a bad stomach recently. What to eat and what to pull.

Xiao Zhang's answer made the friends present feel quite helpless. At this time, Xiao Li next to me spoke to me: Isn't Da Zhou's wife a doctor? Ask Da Zhou's wife about what to eat another day to get back to the original state.

As soon as Xiao Li said this, I replied: My wife is a gynecologist, not a gastroenterologist. If Xiao Zhang's wife is pregnant and gives birth to a baby, she can still consult some common knowledge about fertility. What can she consult? It is better to go online and log on to the story website yourself, and you can find a doctor with excellent medical skills and a part-time great writer.

I think it's all right when I say this, but Xiao Zhang is happy and says to me, Zhou, your wife is a doctor. I think your skills should be better than yours! Your wife knows medical skills. What you know should be magic. On weekdays, you have the most bad ideas. Many incurable diseases that even experts and professors can't solve, come to you, do you use magic? Pa? As soon as it is resolved, it will not be a problem. As soon as you come out of the mountain, I estimate that many people in maoshan taoist will lose their jobs.

mom, this is not helping me. I thought to myself. Then, Xiao Zhang continued to say to me: Big Week! Help! My stomach is not good recently. What do I eat and pull? What can I do to restore it?

whatever you eat, you pull. To get back to the way it was? On hearing such a sentence. At this time, I put on a pair of old Chinese medicine models with exquisite medical skills advertised on telephone poles, and asked him to put his ears together first. Xiao Zhang is puzzled: just say it, let everyone share it, why put your ears together? I said to him: This should never be shared with other friends, especially at this table. If you don't put your ear together, I won't tell you, because what I want to tell you is an ancestral secret recipe stolen from other people's homes.

helpless, Xiao Zhang had to put his ear together. At this time, I quietly said to him: According to the symptoms of what you eat and pull, I'll tell you a secret recipe. Don't tell anyone at this dinner table that the secret recipe is eating shit. After you eat shit, if it's not shit, you can slap me.