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Chasing girls, these forces must not be installed.

It is necessary to pretend to be forced to chase girls. For example, I would rather eat instant noodles in January than invite others to eat western food generously. For example, I have to stand in front of girls when I am scared to pee my pants when I am robbed on the road. But it's a little hard, so you must take it easy.

There is a joke that is quite popular on the Internet. It is said that when chasing girls, you inadvertently put on a compulsion, but you don't put it on. Instead, you become a joke.

Some straight men think that there is nothing wrong with the man, because the man thinks that his best friend should be a girl who just graduated and went out to work, and may be financially strapped.

You are caring for her by inviting her to a fancy restaurant and understanding that her life is not easy. According to the routine of some YY articles, girlfriends should be moved to tears, and they can't wait to be committed to each other. How can it become a joke?

I conclude that the man should have been single for many years, because he may not know that girls really like practical and honest men.

But you think she is shameless. Aren't you saying that she is poor? You're not being practical, you're being stupid.

The correct way is to comment on the dishes. Even if you express your concern, you should ask people,' How do you like this dish?' Instead of asking people if they have eaten in a slightly higher posture, you are so high-handed, you should be an elder and be a boyfriend.

When I was in high school, there was a boy who was a bum. One day, he confessed to our class flower. There was a sentence that class flower told me, "Although I can't study, I am hanging out with xxx. If you have any small things, you can tell me and I will help you." When class flower said it, she smiled from ear to ear.

In fact, you can only deceive some women who don't learn well and have no knowledge. After all, this thing is not mainstream, and many people with three views and integrity scoff at it. Besides, you hang out with xxx, and I'm not going to have sex with xxx. Am I stupid?

Everyone has their own weaknesses. It is normal to use their other strengths to make up for or improve girls' views on you, but you must choose something that can be put on the table. For example, "Although I am not good at studying, my family plans to hire a tutor for me and I will catch up later." Another example is "My salary is low now because I just joined the company. In fact, my current industry is quite promising".

Last joke

This kind of dialogue is actually a joke, but it also shows that some clumsy and far-fetched shows will fall into the laughing stock.

well, that's the end. I've eaten and don't want to write.

Then what things have you seen or done that you can't pretend to be laughed at? You can write them in the comment area. Being alone is not as good as being happy.