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Selected 82 sentences from the collection of funny quotes about college graduation

1. Life is like a river, only with rich experiences can it flow far and wide. A great life, like the ups and downs of the Yellow River, as magical and magnificent as the Yangtze River. Life is like a mountain, only through unique experiences can one become magnificent. A great life, with peaks like Mount Huangshan and as majestic as Mount Tai.

2. Attitude determines everything, strength defends dignity! People must be able to withstand loneliness!

3. After a few years in college, I have gained experience and my hair has grown.

4. Say goodbye to all kinds of melancholy under the willow shade - classmates have been in love for several years, looking forward to thousands of thoughts on the journey, may friendship turn into a force for progress!

5. There is no kind of sadness that cannot be alleviated by time.

6. Let us harvest every day of life wholeheartedly, feel the beauty of life in ordinary days, and feel the joy of labor and the expectation of harvest in hard work.

7. Wave goodbye and set sail. What never forgets my friends is the cable of friendship you threw out, which is invisibly firmly tied to my heart.

8. You go first, I have something else to do.

9. Someone said: "Everyone can be the architect of his own luck." May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road to life.

10. I want to be a woman in my next life. Why? Because I want to find a man as good as me!

11. Don’t force yourself, tomorrow will be nothing special! I just want you to be with me completely before you have time before I leave.

12. Life turns out to be a ladder of dreams, which can be extended to the moment when your dreams come true, as long as you never give up.

Thirteen. My deskmate, will you feel a little uncomfortable without me nagging you around?

14. Don’t stay, look forward with memories, whether it is a pet, a lover, or a family member, let parting become a beginning. I will miss you, just like when it is graduation season again, I begin to miss your silhouette under the bright sun, your figures, and our laughter.

15. Speaking of humility in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to announcing one's failure; when it is time to recommend yourself, you must do your part. Life needs to be controlled by yourself, please cherish the capital "I".

16. After graduation, how much I want to keep those warm days, but how much I long to jump into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The past school life is like a string of sweet candied haws; the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

17. When doing push-ups, can you occasionally think of the soy sauce friend and which soy sauce shop you used to make soy sauce with?

18. The years are in a trance, three years, and the time has passed. The shadow is slowly lengthened, and we will all go our separate ways. If you and I meet again at that time, can you pull up the memory of me in the depths of time, and then say with a smile, "Long time no see".

Nineteen. Year after year, the fairy tale book that I once held in my hands and refused to put down has long disappeared. I don't want to grow up, and time flies so fast, so I miss the past, but the past only exists in memories, and I can't come back or go back.

Twenty. One thousand and five hundred days and nights ended like this. Four years, so many disputes, so much laughter, so many worries, so much pride, really left the door behind. Just like that, with a bang, it was left to the past?

Twenty-one. Parting is to get together! We will keep in touch frequently from now on.

Twenty-two. If I were to go back to the past and I was still in love with you, would you care about staying forever? Or would you rather say goodbye briefly and give me some space after falling in love?

Twenty-three. In the last subject, the teacher and classmates burst into tears.

24. The thinking, friendship, confusion, silence, forgetting and loss in the process of growth may still be accompanied by the unavoidable insincerity in the process of growth, but as for the destination of growth, you and I What kind of perfect answer can you find?

Twenty-five. Time seems to instantly flow back to the green campus. The birds in the sky have white wings, the smile on the lips is mint-flavored, and there are children running on the playground. In such a simple and beautiful era, love is of course eternal. Who has never gently held the other hand and believed that if we always love and always love, we will never be separated.

Twenty-six. Friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably come and go, you are the most cherished and unforgettable friend in my heart.

27. In the endless sea of ??people, we gather and separate; I hope our friendship will break through time and space and continue to grow with the years.

Twenty-eight. Do you still remember the photo taken that day? My momentary consciousness was only lit up with the flash: your beautiful shadow remained on the film and burned into my soul.

Twenty-nine. In the graduation season, I hope our friendship will never break up.

Thirty. Live with love and you will make yourself happy! Work with love and you will make many people happy!

Thirty-one. Looking at the words you wrote to me on the classmate record, I shed tears of joy.

32. Live a rigorous and regular life, have a decent style, be civilized, hygienic and polite, be dignified and neat in appearance, care and respect classmates, and have a good relationship with classmates.

Thirty-three. We parted in the mist. The dew is shining, like your innocent eyes; the fog is misty, like my deep sorrow of separation.

Thirty-four. Brother, I must come to the wedding. If I can’t come, just transfer the money directly to my account. The account number is 1234567989.

Thirty-five. Only a life with goals has a direction and a planned life is more exciting.

Thirty-six. Leave behind the beautiful shadows of meeting and take away the budding acacia. Only the green postal route carries the thoughts of parting.

Thirty-seven. The real strong man is not the one who sheds tears, but the one who runs with tears.

Thirty-eight. Two years is so short that we cannot see that we have grown up; two years is so long that we can watch her shine. The girl who sings to travel has traveled to the present in the hearts of those who like her, and her beautiful voice penetrates the lens of green light locking into the heart.

Thirty-nine. I bow deeply to you in the twilight, please cherish me. Although they say that I am a pauper, my wealth is clearly written in your eyes.

40. Believe that dreams are the source of value, believe that vision determines everything in the future, believe that belief in success is more important than success itself, believe that there are setbacks in life but not failure, and believe that the quality of life comes from never compromising. belief.

41. It’s not that I’m always reluctant to let you go, I just always want to see your smile and hear your laughter.

42. The most important value in life is the happiness of the soul, not any external things.

Forty-three. Feel free to go! You will always live in our hearts.

Forty-four. We are destined to be 400 points short of getting into Tsinghua University.

45. The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to set sail, the mountains encourage you to climb bravely, and the plains wait for you to take the reins. Let’s go, I wish you a bright future!

Forty-six. Meeting and saying goodbye, returning to sail and leaving the shore are the end of past joy and the beginning of future happiness.

47. In the years when you were growing up, the friends who have laughed with you and been sad with you will never be forgotten in your life. I hope both of you can cherish this friendship and be friends forever.

48. I am about to graduate. In order to better serve the society, here is a simple self-summary of my college career.

Forty-nine. The wheels of time are about to leave the campus of youth. We don’t even have time to think about it, and we are about to move towards the front of life. What can I say in such a hurry? Let the bridges built in childhood be strengthened between our hearts.

Fifty. The white clouds in the blue sky are the slightest sadness in my heart; however, my mind is as clear as the sky, because I think of our reunion soon.

Classmates of 51.3 years, bathed in sunshine; more than a thousand days, how many chapters of friendship have been written? May the passing years turn into beautiful memories. Stay in your heart forever.

Fifty-two. Like bees and butterflies flying over flowers, like clear springs flowing through valleys, in the heart screen of memory, life in student days is like a colorful painting page, and like a jumping column. A movement of cheerful notes.

Fifty-three. Tell me carefully, forget-me-not? I wish you well and don’t forget me. I love you, please don't refuse, care and miss you forever, this is the sweetness of parting.

Fifty-four. This summer, we will break up and go to our own worlds.

Fifty-five. What you left me are beautiful memories. You miss the innocence and friendship of your youth. When I held up the fine wine in my memory and wanted to treat you to a drink, I got drunk first.

Fifty-six. The process of growth will not be smooth sailing. In my study and life, I still encountered many problems due to various subjective and objective reasons.

Fifty-seven. I was admitted to a very good school, but I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell Sichuan University that I will study hard.

Fifty-eight. Several people open the same door with the same key; several people say goodbye to the empty dormitory with the same look.

Fifty-nine. The so-called good friends are just like us. They can talk freely about their feelings, care about each other, take care of each other, sometimes laugh out loud, and sometimes argue with red faces, but they don't take it to heart.

Sixty. You who played the six-stringed harp, who raised your black hair nonchalantly, are about to fly away like a dove. How many years later, I can still remember that you and I were together. The days of studying hard at the table?

Sixty-one. When I was in junior high school, everyone encouraged me: Where there is a will, things can come true. If you break the cauldron and sink the boat, one hundred and two Qin Pass will finally belong to Chu. When you were in high school, you said with great pride: Welcome to Huairen twenty years later. Come as a guest.

Sixty-two. I will never forget your gentle and drizzle-like words that cleansed away the dust in my soul; I will never forget your mighty east wind-like exhortations that inspired me to have the courage to move forward. Teacher, I am forever grateful to you!

Sixty-three. At this time, for me. The greatest meaning is to be able to tell all my friends, thank you for sharing the best four years with me and leaving such an important place in my life.

Sixty-four. Difficulties and hardships are the source of happiness, and comfort and enjoyment are the beginning of suffering.

Sixty-five. When we parted, we had no lingering tears and were speechless. Watch the sunset pass through the top of Wenfeng Tower and cast its afterglow on the bank of Xiqing River.

Sixty-six. University is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus, go there and come back again. That is the beginning of another semester; get on the bus, go there and never come back, then you have graduated.

Sixty-seven. Experience is the stone of life, and the edge of life shines through tempering; experience is the ore of life, and the vitality of life is released in refining.

Sixty-eight. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

Sixty-nine. Life has opened its mind to us, friends, let us bravely go forward and experience its boundless magnificence and endless depth!

70. Childhood complex, childhood should be a word without burden, only about beauty and dreaming.

Seventy-one. Farewell, tears become a message, you said: These tears can be condensed into pearls and become a permanent memorial.

Seventy-two. Life is beautiful to some people, and these people strive for something throughout their lives.

Seventy-three. I’m reluctant to let you go, but I can’t keep you if you leave. I can only say “Bon voyage?!”

Seventy-four. Maybe one day we will all become yesterday, but thank you for accompanying me through this once-in-a-lifetime, long-lasting world, be happy!

Seventy-five. If I give up, it’s not because I lost, but because I understand.

Seventy-six. The ideal as beautiful as the morning glow is calling to us. My classmates, we are about to part ways. There is no need to ask when we will meet again. Every drop of our water will be active in the sea of ??the motherland!

Seventy-seven. In just three years, we sang and laughed like this, met and got together like this. We didn’t even have time to say goodbye properly, and we were about to go our separate ways.

Seventy-eight. When the world puts heavy pressure on a grass seed, it will always break out of the ground in its own way.

Seventy-nine. You are pure and always stand out in the class. Keep working hard and you will have a sunny life.

80. One part of hard work and one part of harvest may not necessarily happen; nine parts of hard work and one part of harvest will definitely result.

Eighty-one. The footprints of youth are left on the campus paths, and the laughter and songs are left in the fragrance of the flower beds. Every corner of our alma mater treasures our friendship and permeates our fantasies.

82. My problem is how to treat you with a feeling as calm as ice and as warm as fire after saying goodbye.