Wu Junru, the best matchmaker in the world, said all the brain teasers, for example, the dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

02. The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1

) 03. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (Golden Man).

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down (eggs under the gun).

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. It was love at first sight when the piano moved to Jianzhong.

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said, "Hello".

20. Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

28. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (mute)

3 1. How to make things bigger? (It's cold) Endurance is great.

32. What kind of snake has many mouths (snakes)?

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it)

37. How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? There will be a sheep's head hanging at the door of the dog meat shop.

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

39. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

40. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

4 1. A cow swims quietly in the river without courage (swimming without Cleisthenes sound).