What are the lines of the 4-person humorous sketch?

As follows:

Characters: Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Classmates, classmates, comrades, compatriots, please listen to me!

Three people: Tell me.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three people: Listen!

League Secretary: Really listen?

Three people: Really!

League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

League Secretary: No regrets?

Three people: No regrets.

League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to say it?

League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right!

The three of them sat up.

League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

China's drama sketches have different forms, which are mainly divided into:

1. The drama sketches are divided into traditional and simplified ones according to their capacity and structure, including multi-act plays and one-act plays.

2. According to the era reflected by the subject matter, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. According to the artistic expression form of drama sketches, there are dramas, operas, dance dramas, opera sketches, etc. Opera sketches are drama sketches that are characterized by the trinity of traditional Chinese opera songs, dances and dramas, such as the Henan opera sketch "The Dog Boy and the Black Girl" performed by Chen Peisi and Xiao Xiangyu. A drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch that is mainly dialogue and also contains action.