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The United States once threw "artillery leaflets", and a bunch of Italians surrendered with leaflets. What did the leaflet say?

The leaflet says surrender certificate.

In the history of modern war, if Italy is absent, it will be full of bloodshed and killing-the existence of Italy will add some comedy to modern war. Many historical researchers believe that it was Italy's obstruction during World War II that accelerated the demise of the fascist regime headed by Hitler. So it can be said that, thank God, Italy was added to the Axis during World War II, otherwise the Nazi Iron Cross might really spread all over the world. In fact, at the beginning of the war, Italy had a period of time. Due to the Hubei-Beijing policy, Italy successfully occupied this poor and backward North African country with modern planes, tanks, cannons and even gas stations.

But Italy is the real Italy after Britain, America and France intervened in the war. During World War II, Italy was a fascist alliance between Germany and Japan. Called Axis, Germany's participation in Italy is a contradictory mentality, which reflects the love of German military fans for Italy. There is a joke that if Italy remains neutral, it is equivalent to an increase of 10 divisions in our army. If Italy and fascists oppose it, it is equivalent to an increase of 20 divisions in our army. But if Italy wants to join the Axis, our army will have to spend 50 divisions to protect it.

During the battle of Sicily, the US military fired artillery leaflets, saying that these leaflets could be used as proof of surrender. Those with surrender certificates can take food to the allied rear, and take it away to get a sense of security. The next morning, a group of Italians ran over, each holding a leaflet. Some people were afraid to ask: Is this a surrender book? ? After receiving a positive answer, they happily handed over their weapons. Day three, day four? At first dozens of batches, and then hundreds of people ran around the leaflets. On one occasion, two Italian soldiers surrendered with leaflets and told the US military that 60 of them still wanted to surrender but were afraid to come, because they didn't have the surrender book, so the US military immediately sent someone to take them all away with the surrender book. On another occasion, an Italian soldier made a special trip to ask for leaflets so that his brother could surrender.