Please tell me a joke.

1. Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. Xiaoming goes to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks, "Why do we eat birthday buns with the same ass?" They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened his handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! " Everyone fainted and vomited.

2. Son, Dad, I don't want to go to school.

Dad, what's wrong?

Son, a chicken died on the farm last week. The next day, a pig died on the third day, and on the fourth day, I ate a braised pig.

Dad, so what.

Son, the English teacher passed away yesterday.