18 Funny copy of WeChat Super Fire

It is not your fault to be ugly, but it is your fault to expect to fall in love with you for nothing.

2. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. According to scientific research, the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.

3. The significance of the holiday lies in: I can't get up in the morning, I don't sleep at night, I sleep in the most comfortable position, and I spend the whole day under the covers.

When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute. What's in your bulging clothes? " I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own! "

I am obviously old, but I live like an elderly aunt. I feel sad every day that I can't afford to raise a child.

6. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

8. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

10. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down. 1 1. Ancient times are really good. If you are under too much pressure, you will become a demon. Become a god. Become a demon, 0.