Ask for a funny play about reading. We use it in June 1 for daily use, with no more than 800 words and 4 people. Remember super funny civilization. We are in the sixth grade.

Characters: Lao Gao (father), Wu Fen (mother), Qian Yi (daughter).

The curtain raiser: This is an ordinary family, parents and children. The only unusual thing is that the age gap in this family is larger than that in other families. Lao Gao met 29-year-old Wu Fen when he was nearly 40 years old, and got married at the end of the year and gave birth to a daughter. Lao Gao ate several levels of ink and gave her a nice name, Qian Yi. For this hard-won wife and daughter, Lao Gao cherished it so much that his love for his daughter gradually turned into doting, and his wife ... became a "henpecked wife" in the neighborhood. In a blink of an eye, 20 years have passed, and Qian Yi has reached the age of college entrance examination. Qian Yi is the only hope for the couple who are over 500 years old, and the college entrance examination is the only way out for Qian Yi, a family with poor economic conditions and only a couple's pension.

June, the college entrance examination is just around the corner. This month, the whole family has been busy and busy. The family of three lives in a two-story bungalow facing the street. Originally the couple lived downstairs and upstairs. In June, when the weather was hot, the couple deliberately changed rooms with Qian Yi and moved the electric fan to Qian Yi's room upstairs. The couple are playing the cattail leaf fan upstairs by themselves. Qian Yi was originally their baby, and this month she was worshipped like Mazu. She is considerate from getting up to going to bed, not like a daughter, but like a princess.

Today is June 7th. Looking at the examination room this morning, Qian Yi got up very late for a month, just in time for class. Today is no exception. When you see these two couples, will you be as relieved as Qian Yi? No, they are anxious like ants on hot bricks, but no one dares to knock on their daughter's door. Every time I hear the alarm clock in my daughter's room, I dare to find some excuses to knock on her door. Today is worse than before. It's already 7: 30, and my daughter's alarm clock hasn't moved. Couples can only dry their mouths in front of their daughter's house.

Wu: (pacing around the daughter's door in an apron) It's all you, old man. Why didn't you set your daughter's alarm clock yesterday? It's 7: 30 (put your ear close to the door for a while). Look, nothing happened. What should I do if I am late later? By the way, old man, did the teacher arrange their seats or did they find them themselves? What if you are late and all the good seats are taken away? Oh, old man, why are you still sitting still?

Gao: (Lao Gao is sitting on an old sofa reading old newspapers with reading glasses) What's your hurry? I believe my daughter will get up in time.

Wu: (raising the volume, but still afraid of waking my daughter) Is it time yet? What time is it now? Let me tell you something, old man (Wu Fen walks up to Lao Gao and whispers in his ear). Yesterday, I went to the temple and drew a sign. I only recognized "Feng Shui" and "Name". The commentator said this brand was unlucky, so I burned it immediately. I'm scared. ...

G: (stands up and mysteriously takes off his glasses) Really?

Wu: Really!

G: Then wake Qian Yi up quickly. Come on, ask him if his seat is arranged. Come on!

Wu: Why did you ask me to call? Call yourself! (saying, pushing Gao Gao to the door)

G: (Raise your hand and knock at the door, then turn around and giggle) You'd better come, old woman.

Wu: (pulling Lao Gao's ear and turning his face away) Come on, you worthless thing. Your own daughter is no one else. What are you afraid of? Let's go

G: (Helpless, turn back, hesitate, slowly reach out and turn back) Hehe.

Wu: Hurry up!

G: (Make up your mind, put out your hand, and just about to knock at the door, the door opens)

Qian Yi: (blearily) What are you arguing about? I can't sleep well.

Gao and Wu: (pointing at each other at the same time) It's your mother (dad)!

Qian Yi: (Angry and laughing) What are you doing? I'm about to have an exam, and you're still making trouble. Don't blame me for not doing well in the exam! Hum! (turns away)

Wu: (sorry) Hehe, dear daughter, don't be angry. Your father is senile. Ignore him. Be good, go brush your teeth and wash your face. You'll be late. Let's go, let's go. (She pushes her daughter into the bathroom. )

G: (puzzled) Why am I the only one who is getting old? you let me ...

Wu: (pulling Lao Gao away) I said you are really old. What time is it today? Look at the examination room Tomorrow our daughter will bravely kill the enemy in the examination room. Listen to what he has to say If she says you are old, you are old.

G: That's what you said.

Wu: Look at you, you are so stubborn that you are really confused when you say you are confused. Isn't this also an act?

G: So you're not confused?

Wu: Why am I confused?

Why did you wake her up?

Wu: Look at the examination room. What time is it now? ..... Oh, by the way, I haven't asked her if she has a seat. I'm really confused. (Shouting while walking to the bathroom) Qian Yi, Qian Yi, Qian Yi. ...

G: (Turn your back on him and imitate her movements and sounds) "Why am I confused?" Hum!

Wu: You have to hurry. It's getting late. If you don't sit your seats properly, people will take them away. Feng shui is very important in the exam. Did the teacher arrange the seats for you or did you find them yourself? If you go so late, will you miss your seat?

Qian Yi: Oh, Mom … Why are you so superstitious? The seats are all arranged by the teacher. We're just getting to know them.

Wu: That's right. Mom will go with you. Mom will help you see if your seat is good. If it is not good, ask the teacher to change it for you.

Qian Yi: You know what to look at. I have to get familiar with it myself.

Wu: Why can't I understand it? Your mother, I've been a Buddha all my life, and I'm not a feng shui expert. That's settled. I'll go with you later.

Qian Yi: Who wants you to go? And this seat is arranged all over the city. Who do you want to change?

Wu: Hmm. ...

G: What are you two arguing about? It's 8 o'clock. If you don't go, even the examination room will be robbed, let alone the seats.

Wu: Oh, how could I forget all this? Come on, come on, Qian Yi will eat these eggs and go to school quickly. By the way, take this can of milk.

Qian Yi: (impatiently) Oh, what's your hurry? You didn't see the examination room until this afternoon.

Gao and Wu: (surprised) huh? ……

Qian Yi: I finally had a good sleep, but you made a mess!

G: (Estimated) Oh ... Hey, hey, girl, don't be angry. I told you that my daughter always gets up naturally when she thinks it's time to get up. Do you need someone to call her? Someone made a fuss and forced me to wake you. Come on, come on, go back to your room and have a good sleep. Forget about others. Let's go.

Wu: You dead old man, you ...

Qian Yi: (impatiently) How can I sleep after a shower?

Wu: Right, right, right. I get dizzy when I get up and sleep. Come on, baby girl, hug your daughter and go to the restaurant. ) We have breakfast. Mom has prepared something very nutritious for you. Your stupid dad just let him stand there.

G: What are you ... Alas!

Act ii

Time: the evening of June 6th.

Curtain opening: Lao Gao and Wu Fen are sitting in the living room, the TV is on, Lao Gao is using the remote control to adjust the volume, and the door is closed.

Wu: (softly) A little smaller.

High: (Turn down the volume again)

Wu: A little smaller.

G: (Turn down the voice again and pretend to look at Wu)

Wu: If you are younger, your daughter must be quiet when she is studying.

G: ("pa" turns off the TV) Don't look, it's absolutely quiet!

Wu: Shh ... Why are you so loud? Noisy daughter, see what I do with you! Hum! Don't look, don't look. Who's afraid of who?

(Gao turns away and picks up a newspaper to read. Wu has nothing to do but sit there. )

(Five minutes later, Wu began to doze off, and Lao Gao coughed. Wu Fen woke up, stared at Gao Gao, complacent and ignored him. )

Wu: Grandpa, you'd better turn on the TV. Just keep your voice down. I'm going to sleep.

G: (sneers) You illiterate people can't keep your voice on. Is that called watching TV? I still have the comic books my daughter read when she was a child. They are all pictures without a word. Look at that. Forget it. It still saves electricity. I'll get it (I got up and left on purpose).

Wu: (loudly) Gao! ……

G: (turning his head) Shh! (pointing to her daughter's room) Daughter, daughter ... Hey, hey.

Wu: Come here!

G: (Come and sit down) Hey, hey, don't want to see it? Then go to bed. My daughter wants to bring tea and water, and I am waiting for her. You don't use tap water as boiling water just because you are sleepy. (Continue to proudly pick up the newspaper to read)

Wu: (angrily looking at Lao Gao's triumphant appearance, suddenly smiling on his face, he got up and walked to the stairs)

G: (Looking up at her, smiling) That's right!

Wu: (walks to the light switch next to the stairs, bang, turn off the light)

high ...

10 minutes later, Qian Yi asked for water in the room, but no one responded after shouting for a long time, so she walked out of the door by herself, and it was already dark. She opened it and found her parents asleep on the sofa. (end)

Act iii

Time: June 7th morning.

Curtain caller: The day of the exam has finally arrived. This critical moment really tortures these parents. They get up at 5: 30 in the morning and prepare breakfast lightly. When they are ready, they just sit on the sofa and wait for their daughter to get up. When they heard her alarm clock ring, they stood up and stood at the door of her daughter's room.

(Daughter opens the door and comes out)

Gao and Wu: (Stand up straight at attention) Good morning, daughter!

Qian Yi: (laughs) Mom and Dad, what are you doing?

Gao and Wu; Good morning!

Qian Yi: (Helpless, walks to the bathroom) Good morning!

G: (grinning and turning her head with her daughter)

Wu (slaps Lao Gao) Hey! What's the matter with you? Picked up the money

G: (putting down smiling face) Well, you know what! "A smiling face can light up a sky."

Wu: There is not enough light in our house?

G: Say you have no culture. The exam depends on the state, the state depends on the mood, the mood depends on the environment, and the environment around my daughter is you and me. I laugh to make my daughter look comfortable, in a good mood and in a good state.

Wu: (covering her mouth and laughing)

G: What are you laughing at?

Wu: Are you still laughing? That's hilarious. Besides, no matter how you laugh, you just change from a donkey face to a horse face. You didn't scare your daughter, but you were "in a good mood and in a good state".

G: It's better than standing there! She is young and beautiful, and looks like a waitress. At this age, she looks like a woman who looks after the toilet!

Wu: You! ……

Qian Yi: (coming out of the bathroom) What's the matter with you? Where is my breakfast? It is too late.

Wu: Oh, look, I am angry with this dead old man. Come, come, milk, just hot, egg bread, eat quickly, don't forget your brain-strengthening oral liquid after eating. Also, what clothes are you going to wear today, loose or tight?

Daughter, are all your stationery ready? Have you sharpened your pencil? Have you bought enough refills? I'll check your schoolbag again to see if there is anything missing.

Qian Yi: What are you making a fuss about? I was ready for this. Do what you have to do!

Wu: Oh (they are sitting on the sofa watching their daughter have breakfast again)

(10 minutes later, Qian Yi eats, carries a schoolbag, and hurriedly prepares to go out)

Qian Yi: Mom and Dad, I have to go.

Wu: Grandpa, let's go!

G: Oh, here we go!

Qian Yi: Where are you going?

Wu: I'll take you there

Qian Yi: No! I'm not a child anymore. I know my own way.

G: Being with your parents will make you feel better.

Qian Yi: On the contrary!

Wu: It's safer for your parents to see you off.

Qian Yi: There is traffic control today.

G: Your parents are around to cheer you up and make you more motivated.

Qian Yi: It's stress!

Wu: Mom and Dad. ...

Qian Yi: Oh, I'm late. I won't take the exam if you make any more noise!

G: Wu: OK, OK, mom and dad won't go, won't go.

Wu: Then you should pay attention to safety yourself.

When you get to school, remember to talk only to smiling students. Happy mood!

Qian Yi: It's already bad!

Ending)

Act IV

Time: 5 pm on June 8.

Introduction: Lao Gao and Wu Fen came back from the examination room with their daughters. These two days have really aged these two parents a few years. Every day, they get up early to wait on their princess daughter. It's like giving my daughter a college entrance examination.

Wu: (lying on the sofa) Ah, the exam is finally over!

G: (also lying on the sofa and turning on the TV) Ah, I can finally watch TV with sound!

Qian Yi: (standing in situ) Ugh! It's my college entrance examination!

G: (turns to look at her daughter and smiles) It's all the same, all the same!

Wu: Almost, almost.

G: Daughter, give Dad a glass of water. Dad has been tired for two whole days.

Wu: Don't listen to him. Where is he tired? Peel a pear for mom first. Mom really can't move.

Qian Yi: (I handed them two glasses of water) I know I will accomplish nothing after the exam. I didn't expect it to be worse. I became a servant. Well, you are tired and hard. I can't be blamed for my poor grades.

Wu: (Picking up the glass and drinking water, I almost spit it out when I heard this sentence) Bah! What is not ideal? Don't talk nonsense I believe my daughter will be admitted to a famous university.

G: (pointing to the statue of Buddha in the corner with a smile) You believe that more. By the way, daughter, to be honest, how do you feel?

Qian Yi: The first three subjects are OK, but this one is not very good this afternoon. I didn't write the first question.

Wu: How many points are deducted?

Qian Yi: One or two.

Wu: Oh, that's all right. Only one or two points short.

G: (cautiously) The score has come out. What should I do if I miss one point?

Wu: Bah! You dead old man always say something unlucky. Come and apologize to the bodhisattva. (Walking up to the Bodhisattva) The Bodhisattva blessed him. He will talk nonsense when he is old. Don't listen. Don't listen. Old man, come here!

g: ...

Wu: (shouting) Come here!

Gao: (reluctantly walks over and whispers) One person gets the word, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, but they liberate women, even the lions in Hedong.

(The curtain falls)

22222222222222 Middle school students' campus stage play "Song of Youth"

Characters: female teacher, student A, student B.

Student A (singing while playing): Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I am going tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my flesh is. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else. ...

(Bai): Alas, no one knows. I am most afraid of mid-term and final exams now. Every time I go home after an exam, I feel scared. Below 80 points are women's singles, below 70 points are men's singles and below 60 points are mixed doubles. I figured it out. What is the most painful thing in my life? I dare not go home or play games ... howl!

Student girl (talking on the phone while walking, playing angrily with her schoolbag on her back): Leave you alone, I'll leave if I want!

Student A: (singing) Sister, you go forward boldly. If you say go, we will go. Go forward and don't look back. ...

Female student: Let's go, troublemaker. I'm bored to death. Don't look for a fight.

Student A: Bailing, to tell the truth, I'm tired of this meeting, too. Do you want us to play mixed doubles?

Female student: You hate it!

Student A: I am very kind. Seeing that you are in a bad mood, I want to invite you to play games!

Female student: You are tired of playing with things. It's almost time for the exam. Are you still in the mood to play games?

Student A: Hehe, lark, I don't think you hum a tune every day and sing loudly all day.

Female student: Oh, stop it. I'm worried.

Student A: As the ancients said, people float in rivers and lakes, so why not worry? I am best at helping girls solve problems and ensuring that you can find happiness quickly. The first course of treatment is only 80, followed by consolidation therapy 100 and intensive therapy 150!

Female student: I'm not in the mood to joke with you. What I lack now is money!

Student A: Why?

Student girl: I really want to sign up for "I love memorizing lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed to it, and they say that they will impose economic sanctions on me and limit my pocket money in the future.

Student A: That's all right. Can be paid in installments, support credit cards! I believe you will be satisfied!

Student girl (sarcastically): I want to borrow money from you!

Student A: Huh? Borrow money from me? This ... is no problem. How can a girl borrow money from us?

Female student: OK, lend me 200 first.

Student A: Copy my homework for a month as usual.

Female student: One week.

Student A: Two weeks-

Female student: OK! That's settled!

Student B (wearing the red armband of the volunteer policeman and flashlight): I am a campus volunteer policeman, and I learn to have a look every day. (Singing): I looked left and right, and there was a girl. ...

Student B: We have a situation! (Shining a flashlight on student A and student F) What are you doing here? Do you know the civilized distance between men and women?

Student A: It seems to be one kilometer.

Student B: One kilometer is a bit exaggerated, but at least one hundred, dozens of meters is safe.

Student A: So we live in uncivilized everyday? !

Female student: I don't think you look like a good person.

Student B: (pointing to the armband) I am a standard citizen, lark. I'm looking for you. At 8: 30 last night, someone reported that you were singing in the ladies' room! Our policies also include confessing leniency, resisting strictness, giving preferential treatment to prisoners, and surrendering our guns without killing them!

Female student: I just want to sing. I can sing if I want. How comfortable it is to sing. Sing, young friends, because life should be like this. /Zhang Yichi is the way of civil and military. Don't make yourself so nervous all the time ... see what you can do to me?

Student B: I ... (singing) a lie ... like a bow, standing is an onion!

Student A: Yes.

Student B: Like what?

Student A: Like onions.

Student B: When I was a student, I didn't engage in personality cult.

Student A: I still worship you? How old are you? How old did you go to school? Have you ever been to kindergarten? Did you go to the nursery? How many years has this group been in existence? How many applications have you written for joining the Party? Worth my worship?

Student B: Why do you look down on people? I 16, unmarried. A man of great talent is majestic, omniscient, omniscient and omnipotent!

Student woman: Then, as a good classmate, why don't you help A improve her academic performance and get into an ideal university in the future?

Student B: The poor grades of boys are related to Otawa's adolescent psychology. (Seriously) The interaction between boys and girls can only affect their studies. We should nip this hazy feeling in the cradle. ...

Student A: Do you want to fight?

Student B: Just kidding to ease the awkward atmosphere. As a policeman, my heart is in my classmates.

Female student: That's more like it.

Student B: # # (Right) But I will give you a good idea. Find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain, hang a charcoal brazier, and burn a soldering iron in the basin until it burns. ...

Student A: Stop, is this study or torture?

Student B: Well, you must study hard. The ancients eventually achieved great things.

Student A: That's the ceiling of our house. Where can we find the light beam?

Student B: Why not catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic and hang them on the desk?

Student A: Where can I find so many fireflies?

Student B: You can catch fireflies during the day and study at night. Isn't that enough?

Student woman: Why don't you study during the day?

Student B: Well, ... I didn't expect ...?

Female teacher (singing on stage): In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset, and my mind is full of students. ...

(White): Nowadays, students are becoming more and more difficult to teach. They put on a shelf higher than the sky and their homework was a mess. Looking at it horizontally and vertically, it is plagiarism. # # #, what are you talking about? So lively!

Student A: We ... We are ... discussing study.

Female teacher: Why don't you come to me if you have any study problems?

Student B: # Teacher, we are talking about ... psychological problems.

Female teacher: Psychological problems? Who has psychological problems?

Student A and Student B (both refer to students and girls): She has psychological problems!

Female teacher: What's her problem?

Student B (asking student A): What's her problem?

Student A: She quarreled with her mother!

Female teacher (asking students and girls): # #, do you have any questions to tell the teacher?

Student girl: I ... I ... My parents don't understand me at all!

Female teacher: Why don't your parents understand you?

Student girl: I want to sign up for "I love memorizing lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed and restrict me from listening to songs and singing.

Student A: # Teacher, I have a problem, too. My parents seriously opposed my surfing the Internet, forcing me to stay away from modern civilized life.

Student B: # Teacher, I also have troubles. The study pressure is like a mountain, and the grades are always failing.

Student woman: I want to take part in the "I love to remember lyrics" competition!

Student A: I'm going to attend China's Got Talent Show.

Student B: I want to attend if you are the one!

The rest of us:: huh? !

Student B: No, I mean I have to take the senior high school entrance examination.

Female teacher: Hehe, these are not big problems. Teachers like singing, dancing and playing as much as you do. As adolescent students, we must learn to control ourselves. In fact, in the final analysis, parents are for the good of their children! Let me ask you first, is the senior high school entrance examination important?

Student A: Important! My dad said this is the top priority in my life, more important than finding a wife. Dad's is my idol. Can I not listen to him?

Female teacher: Yes, the senior high school entrance examination is an important turning point in our lives. We should work hard for our own tomorrow. At the same time, we should understand our parents more.

(to a student girl): # #, in fact, both parents and teachers want you to be a singer in the future. However, the primary problem in students' time is to study, and to develop personal hobbies and secret interests without losing the general direction. Strive for all-round development and you will go further and sing better in the future!

(For student A) # #, in fact, it's good to have a certain interest in computers, but the network is a double-edged sword. If you use it properly, it will become your good helper, otherwise, it may become the behind-the-scenes hand that pushes you into the dark abyss. The teacher wants you to study hard and become a computer engineer in the future.

(To student B) You should know that your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today. You have a long way to go in life. If you don't grasp the direction now and study hard, it will affect your later life.

Student girl: # Teacher, I won't take part in the "I love memorizing lyrics" competition!

Student A: I won't take part in China's Got Talent.

Student B: I won't take the college entrance examination.

H: huh? !

Student B: I won't attend unless you are the one.

Female teacher: It is good that you understand this truth. It's not difficult to learn. Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it! Remember, your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today!

Female student (cell phone rings): It's my mother.

# #, where are you? Mom was wrong. Mom won't interfere with you in the future, okay If you like singing, you can go after the game.

Female student: Mom, you are right, but I was wrong! Mom doesn't care about her daughter. Mom, I'm going home.

Good boy, my father and I will wait for you at home!

(Student sister runs down) Goodbye, teacher!

Female teacher: That's right. (For students A and B) You are the same. Go home in the morning, don't let your parents worry about you!

Student: # Teacher, it's late. You go back, too. Bye!

Female teacher (singing while watching) As long as you study hard, it's enough for me. There are many memories in one's life. ...

Students A and C: We are happy junior high school students. We are young and enthusiastic. Nothing can beat us! (below)

(Behind-the-scenes music gradually rings, and music poems narrate):

On this huge stage of youth

The dream is the sea.

We struggled to converge to the sea.

Dreams stagnate on the ground.

We will eventually evaporate and cease to exist.

If we want to live, we must live wonderfully.

We're going where we can adapt.

Find the survival value

Let's fly our youth.

Looking for a different future

Play your own regretless song of youth. ...